/giphy sweaty balls
…horses sweat, men perspire, but ladies merely glow
Depends on which part of my body you are asking about.
Just thinking about physical work starts the sweat.
“No one can resist my Schweddy Balls…”
NPR’s Delicious Dish: Schweddy Balls - SNL
@ELJAY “So salty!”
Didn’t they just ask this not too long ago?
Don’t sweat the petty stuff.
Pet the sweaty stuff.
– George Carlin misquoted
@rtjhnstn They just played this at Tampa Theatre a couple months ago. It was great seeing it on the big screen again.
@rtjhnstn LOVE this movie
I glisten, A LOT!!!
/giphy I hate menopause
@moonhat mother nature is a bitch
@moonhat Just identify as a male. Problem solved.
@mike808 @moonhat I don’t think it works that way
@mike808 @moonhat @tinamarie1974
I have in-house data which confirms that this doesn’t work that way.
It depends. Is it hot? Is it humid? Is there no fan blasting air my way?
Then I’m sweaty.
You don’t want to get close enough to me to find out.