@ruouttaurmind +2. When I was rscently trying to volunteer as a oet therapy team with the Wounded Warrior project, the feds tried unsuccessfully to print me twice. Between how dry my skin is and all the scars from years of jewelry, stained glass and other sharps art work my prints can’t be read. So I can officially get away with murder, don’t piss me off.
@f00l Murder and mayhem are always on my docket. Plus we are board gaming tonight, so crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me and hearing the lamentation of their women starts at 7:30. I am wearing a decades old Universal Studios King Kong tshirt that says “Reach out and crush someone”.
The opposite of greasy. Dry, rough, brutal to everything I touch. I have to change the tempered glass screen protector on my phone every couple of months because my fingers wear grooves into the glass.
Fingerprints?
Pffft.
/image you had me at bacon
@2many2no Winner, winner, bacon dinner!
Where is the choice for “I wash my hands constantly and vigorously like an OCD freak, because hey, I am an OCD freak.”
@awk +1!
@ruouttaurmind +2. When I was rscently trying to volunteer as a oet therapy team with the Wounded Warrior project, the feds tried unsuccessfully to print me twice. Between how dry my skin is and all the scars from years of jewelry, stained glass and other sharps art work my prints can’t be read. So I can officially get away with murder, don’t piss me off.
@moondrake
You are an invaluable asset to this community.
Love ya!
Just make sure your clothes aren’t carrying pup hairs when you “work”.
@moondrake Have I ever told you how much I appreciate your contributions to this community?
Well, /giphy was worthless, so let’s go this route…
@ruouttaurmind @f00l You guys are the greatest! Really make me feel better about the whole day.
@moondrake
You didn’t feel much like murder and mayhem today, but that stuff was already on your docket?
Glad we could cheer you up.
@f00l Murder and mayhem are always on my docket. Plus we are board gaming tonight, so crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me and hearing the lamentation of their women starts at 7:30. I am wearing a decades old Universal Studios King Kong tshirt that says “Reach out and crush someone”.
@awk I sometimes get a peanut butter or chocolate screen. Hey!! that sounds like some great ingredients for a long running ad. campaign.
Four.
Alpaca wool.
The third banana from the left.
I’m just trying to find arbitrary scales by which to indicate to you the level of greasiness my fingers contain.
The opposite of greasy. Dry, rough, brutal to everything I touch. I have to change the tempered glass screen protector on my phone every couple of months because my fingers wear grooves into the glass.
/image Hella greasy
