@mrpeace the amount held back is only a token amount to add a very small vmp benefit to our process. The primary times to buy remain 12am eastern and 8am eastern. We hold this until 4pm for what amounts to a lottery attempt at getting an order in.
@snapster I struggle to ignore it. It’s there. Sure, I could just pretend it’s not, but I can’t. It’s like those damn kids next door with that ball – pretending they’re minding their own business. I know better! That ball – It’s not on my lawn yet, but if it lands in my yard, I’m calling the cops and keeping it!
Next idea:
When deal is paused, you must be a MMP (Most Mediocre Person) to purchase. MMP membership costs $99 per year on top of the $5 monthly VMP membership. Oh, but you can’t purchase a paused deal until 2:27pm Eastern time just to make it complicated enough.
@2many2no That’s another $3.95 per month for the pagination option. Even then, pagination is assigned by random draw each day and only 5% of the pagination subscribers will have it on that given day.
@mrpeace, ordering is currently paused. Since you’re a VMP you can check back at 4PM ET and we’ll have a few more up for sale for VMP’s only.
@mrpeace the amount held back is only a token amount to add a very small vmp benefit to our process. The primary times to buy remain 12am eastern and 8am eastern. We hold this until 4pm for what amounts to a lottery attempt at getting an order in.
@snapster sounds complicated.
@Ignorant you shouldn’t have any trouble ignoring it exists
@snapster I struggle to ignore it. It’s there. Sure, I could just pretend it’s not, but I can’t. It’s like those damn kids next door with that ball – pretending they’re minding their own business. I know better! That ball – It’s not on my lawn yet, but if it lands in my yard, I’m calling the cops and keeping it!
What were we talking about? Nevermind.
@capguncowboy I thought we were talking about our user names but I could see I made a snap judgement when you came riding in.
@snapster - I’ll jump in to demonstrate that it’s really not so complicated.
@snapster You know, I have not been here long. I was looking up the word Meh on Wikipedia because of a TIL on Reddit, and it brought me here.
I have to say, The community here is quite great. The witty and off topic replies are quite funny!
Also the deals! Bought 4 in 10 days!
@Mahesvara aw, welcome!
/giphy hello
@Mahesvara
/giphy one of us
@Mahesvara Howdy! I love purple.
@Mahesvara Hello!
@mfladd Gah!
@Mahesvara Welcome!
/giphy cat greetings
wait did I miss something you said “and 8am eastern”???
/giphy say what now?
http://giphy.com/gifs/fy5eDnNJjddZu
/giphy 8 am?
Next idea:
When deal is paused, you must be a MMP (Most Mediocre Person) to purchase. MMP membership costs $99 per year on top of the $5 monthly VMP membership. Oh, but you can’t purchase a paused deal until 2:27pm Eastern time just to make it complicated enough.
@medz All of this is null and void if the full moon starts on a Tuesday in a month that has 30 days, but only in winter, unless it’s a leap year.
@medz @Barney Trying to explain this @fishbiscuit shirt might be easier than your rules …
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/cat-drinking-coffee
@Barney I’m OK with this as long as it is available on Fridays that are holidays in consecutive odd weeks.
@2many2no I believe you can find that in Section III, Article IV, paragraph 32, on page 435.
@Barney It has pagination?
Awesome!
@2many2no however page 435 also says only in a leap year. Makes it easier to keep track.
@2many2no That’s another $3.95 per month for the pagination option. Even then, pagination is assigned by random draw each day and only 5% of the pagination subscribers will have it on that given day.