HOW DO I CANCEL MY MVP MEMBERSHIP???

marshall72 had a quick thing to say said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 9:26am ET

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brhfl said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 10:06am ET:

https://meh.com/forum/topics?q=cancel+vmp

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dis_member said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 10:24am ET:

https://meh.com/forum/topics/how-to-cancel-vmp-current-as-of-22515

Meh's search tool is particularly helpful when asking question many may ask =)

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- @marshall72 this is the right answer, thanks @dis_member!
  
  JonT said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 3:19pm ET
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The_Baron said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 11:38am ET:

HOW DO I GET AN MVP MEMBERSHIP?

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marklog said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:24pm ET:

HOW DO I FIX MY BROKEN KEYBOARD1/

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- @marklog
  
  Occasionally said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 9:40pm ET
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lumpthar said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:24pm ET:

INTERNETTING IS HARD> PLEASE HELP>

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Bingo said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:32pm ET:

WHAT'S THE AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW?

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- @Bingo African or European? AhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh
  
  JonT said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 2:02pm ET
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Kevin said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:52pm ET:

How many dead babies does it take to cancel my mvp membership?

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- @Kevin I got a special just for you, zero! Zero dead babies to cancel MVP.
  
  JonT said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 2:03pm ET
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- @JonT well apparently, it takes more than six :(
  
  Kevin said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 2:21pm ET
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- @Kevin 3 is the number not 2 or 4 and 5 is right out
  
  don said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 7:28pm ET
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Ignorant said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:56pm ET:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? AN AFRICAN OR EUROPEAN SWALLOW?

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ThatsHeadly said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 1:36pm ET:

HOW DO I KNOW IF I'M JEWISH?

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goldenthorn said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 3:17pm ET:

I DON'T TRY TO FIGURE ANYTHING OUT ON MY OWN I JUST EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO DO IT FOR ME HASHTAG YOLO

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afwaller said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 4:59pm ET:

HOW DO I CANCEL MY MEH MADNESS BRACKET

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LazyZombie said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 5:08pm ET:

HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU? I WANT TO KNOW!

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JonT said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 5:19pm ET:

WHAT IS LOVE?

BABY, DON'T HURT ME.

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DaveInSoCal said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 5:39pm ET:

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP,
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN,
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU.
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY,
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE,
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU.

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- @DaveInSoCal smashing rendition!
  
  JonT said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 5:50pm ET
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Moose said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 5:52pm ET:

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

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Pavlov said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 5:54pm ET:

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MEHcus said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 5:55pm ET:

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Yombleflobber said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 7:53pm ET:

This is so freaking scary, and it actually WORKS! You'll need your Not Very Interesting Handbook, which you should have received from Meh. Turn to page 37.885, and follow the directions for offering a membership cancelling sacrifice. If you need a fresh dead animal, roadkill is always a good choice.

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ConAndLibrarian said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 8:08pm ET:

HOW WILL I KNOW IF HE REALLY LOVES ME???

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dis_member said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 8:29pm ET:

HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE?

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shells said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 8:53pm ET:

DOES ANYONE REALLY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

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- @shells DOES ANYBODY REALLY CARE
  
  thismyusername said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 10:41pm ET
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thismyusername said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 10:01pm ET:

DON'T PLAY SO WELL NEXT TIME, AND SOMEONE ELSE WILL BE MVP.

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KittySprinkles said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 10:51pm ET:

I'll tell you for 4 boxes of Samoas. If you send me those Caramel Delights, you'll then be required to send the blood of a girl scout.

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SSteve said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 11:28pm ET:

HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN MELLOW???

AND HOW COME I'M A STUPID VMP INSTEAD OF AN AWESOME MVP LIKE @marshall72 WHO IS AWESOME???

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medz said Mon, Mar 23rd 2015 at 11:57pm ET:

HOW DOES ONE INTER THE WEBZ?

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