@narfcake Not jaded . . . just want bragging rights Full disclosure, I live 15 minutes from the beach. In fact, I went for a run about two hours ago and trotted up and down the pier on which Ryan Gosling sang, “City of Stars” extra-melancholy version.
@mehcuda67 Dammit. This is one of the three signs of the mehpocalypse . . . the others being disappearance of Bluetooth items from the site and a Fuko that doesn’t sell out.
I want an experiment where you measure response with increasing numbers of great white sharks in the announcement. 1, 2, 6, 12, 24, 50, 300
/image great white shark and breakfast octopus
/image great white shark and octopus
Did they have to announce how many? Wouldn’t just advising them to leave the water be enough?
@RiotDemon Southern Californians are a jaded bunch. Numbers are necessary.
@narfcake Not jaded . . . just want bragging rights Full disclosure, I live 15 minutes from the beach. In fact, I went for a run about two hours ago and trotted up and down the pier on which Ryan Gosling sang, “City of Stars” extra-melancholy version.
My theory is that the sharks benefit from having everyone frantically exit, and so this announcement is very likely coming from one of the sharks.
@dave false flag campaign
@dave I hope meh has a policy against selling lasers to GW Sharks.
@huja I heard some ill-tempered VMP sea bass snapped them up.
@mehcuda67 Dammit. This is one of the three signs of the mehpocalypse . . . the others being disappearance of Bluetooth items from the site and a Fuko that doesn’t sell out.
Since this is posted on meh, I’m assuming these are refurbished great white sharks.
@huja would you trust using a refurbished paddle board around great white sharks?
@medz N/A. I don’t play in places where my place atop the food chain is threatened. The ocean qualifies.
“Thank you for your cooperation.”
@medz I’m not Okay with this gif
@medz The miracle of genetics
Kept waiting for Sharknado. Was disappoint.