@haydesigner–Yeah, i’m a retired Auto Refinisher & the so-called Purple Fan can barely be considered Lt. Violet!! So, i guess the Pink Fan is actually Fire Engine Red & the fan is an air conditioner!!
@haydesigner Trying to paint something purple and not even coming close is how one of my friends found out they have some form of colorblindness, at age 38.
@brennyn@haydesigner opinions also vary concerning exactly what is included in “purple”. There are a lot of shades that I would identify as maroon which some other people insist is from the red end of purple. Umm, no, not to me.
If I have my chronology right, the original Myst red vs blue pages came before the Matrix red vs blue pill. And don’t get me started on red vs blue states…
@MrNews I moved to Houston for its cool, dry climate. I lived in Miami. I understand your pain. And your dampness, and your mold and fungus everywhere. And your bag of soggy Fritos that you just opened this morning. Folks in South Florida will binge through all the way to the bottom of a huge bag of potato chips simply to keep from having the last half be limp. This problem is partially alleviated by a good air conditioning system, usually, but not always.
I was surprised my order contained the word mist. Planned or accidental? And yes, I got a purple one. We have season tickets to the college baseball team and the games have been unseasonably hot this year! Hopefully I’ll get it soon.
@customers Good morning, fan customers! Your order of the Lifestyle Advanced Myst Misting & Rechargeable Portable Fan will include 1 fan. We had a mistake in our features stating “two fans” but this deal is only for 1 fan. You might not be a fan of this news, and if you’re no longer a fan of your order you are welcome to cancel by visiting your orders page
The charger burnt up and was destroyed. It got so hot it burnt out the fan. THIS IS A DANGEROUS PRODUCT. It would of burnt up the USB outlet and the sofa it was charging from if I didn’t put my hand on it. I only wanted a mist fan not a firestarter fan.
Specs
Product: Lifestyle Advanced Myst Misting & Rechargeable Portable Fan
Model: LAMF-1100BLK, LAMF-1100BLU, LAMF-1100PNK, LAMF-1100PRP, LAMF-1100SND
Condition: New
2-in-1 Cooling Comfort:
Portable Rechargeable Convenience:
Custom Airflow Control:
Foldable, Adjustable & Versatile:
Hands-Free Wearable Option:
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$39.99 at CobaltX
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 20 - Tuesday, Apr 21
Sometimes I think people have forgotten what purple actually looks like.
@haydesigner–Yeah, i’m a retired Auto Refinisher & the so-called Purple Fan can barely be considered Lt. Violet!! So, i guess the Pink Fan is actually Fire Engine Red
& the fan is an air conditioner!! 
@haydesigner Trying to paint something purple and not even coming close is how one of my friends found out they have some form of colorblindness, at age 38.
@brennyn @haydesigner opinions also vary concerning exactly what is included in “purple”. There are a lot of shades that I would identify as maroon which some other people insist is from the red end of purple. Umm, no, not to me.
Two fans or one for $9? The first line in the description mentions two!
@PooltoyWolf i agree, it says 2 fans. The misting feature isn’t a fan but an ultrasonic vibrating motor so what’s the other fan?
@braveit1 @PooltoyWolf maybe the blurb meant to say “too-little fans”? But English is almost as hard as counting is.
@PooltoyWolf @1disabledwarvet @fjp999 @nate311 @tarpaper @ohhwell – Only 1 fan for this deal. Sorry for such an obvious messup
@PooltoyWolf No, it says “ 2-in-1.Meaning it has a misting feature and a fan feature
@user83203438 It does now. Originally the description began with the line “Two little fans”, as noted above.
@heartny “Yeah I’m just at OnlyFans looking around boss … I’ll join the meeting in a minute”.
@heartny @user87647985
Cool!


@tweezak I still vividly remember when this game came out.
@haydesigner @tweezak bring me the blue pages!
@haydesigner @pmarin @tweezak bring me the red pages not blue.
@haydesigner @thucom @tweezak this guy wanted the blue pages
/youtube achenars first speech
If I have my chronology right, the original Myst red vs blue pages came before the Matrix red vs blue pill. And don’t get me started on red vs blue states…
@haydesigner @pmarin @thucom @tweezak
Glad you didn’t get started…
But, pills…
/youtube Jefferson airplane white rabbit
@tweezak Hell yeah!

Why does meh advertise these TWO fans as ADVANCED¿?
@1DisabledWarVet better than saying they’re retarded?
@1DisabledWarVet @phendrick 1 fan only
@1DisabledWarVet @phendrick
Maybe because they’re not “only fans”.
I still want cheap snacks. Also, my ramen supply is low. I don’t count the mushroom noodles as ramen. Gimme what I want, Meh.
Please dont listen to this person…
@ohhwell Please don’t listen to the second person.
@ohhwell @phendrick Listen to the third person.
@mcanavino @ohhwell @phendrick hey it’s me, ur third person
@madmax82988 @mcanavino @ohhwell Are you that oft-mentioned “third person, singular”?
@madmax82988 @mcanavino @ohhwell
@phendrick–
Not helpful in Florida, where most of the time the environment itself is a giant fan blowing hot moist air in your face…
@MrNews
UGH…



You reminded me of that awful humidity hitting me like a ton of bricks every time I stepped off the airplane!
@MrNews I moved to Houston for its cool, dry climate. I lived in Miami. I understand your pain. And your dampness, and your mold and fungus everywhere. And your bag of soggy Fritos that you just opened this morning. Folks in South Florida will binge through all the way to the bottom of a huge bag of potato chips simply to keep from having the last half be limp. This problem is partially alleviated by a good air conditioning system, usually, but not always.
@MrNews @werehatrack
You forgot to mention your regret at leaving behind giant flying cockroach-cousins.
/showme active-topical-mist
@Fuzzalini Here’s the image you requested for “active-topical-mist”
I was surprised my order contained the word mist. Planned or accidental? And yes, I got a purple one. We have season tickets to the college baseball team and the games have been unseasonably hot this year! Hopefully I’ll get it soon.
errant-afraid-list
In for 3. “Lightly conditioned” subway cars in Yokohama my ass. This should help keep son’s family a bit cooler on the commute
@customers Good morning, fan customers! Your order of the Lifestyle Advanced Myst Misting & Rechargeable Portable Fan will include 1 fan. We had a mistake in our features stating “two fans” but this deal is only for 1 fan. You might not be a fan of this news, and if you’re no longer a fan of your order you are welcome to cancel by visiting your orders page
@troy Nah, I figured what you guys meant even if you botched it pretty hard lol.
@ohhwell That we did, that we did
I can just see this immediately breaking in some way when I get it out of the box. Pass
@dpease
You should try manifesting good, POSITIVE THOUGHTS.

…oh yeah, what a wonderful world it could be.

Carry on…

I’m down for 1 black fan!

/giphy lucky-laughable-gerbil

How loud are these? If a fan blows a lot of noise into my face along with the air, it’s no good.
@Chakolate not at all loud
/showme advanced-trivial-rose
@fullofquarks Here’s the image you requested for “advanced-trivial-rose”
@fullofquarks @mediocrebot Are those roses or painted Brussels sprouts along the game board?
Be sure to let me know when it’s my turn.
Pretty cool! SWIDT?
The charger burnt up and was destroyed. It got so hot it burnt out the fan. THIS IS A DANGEROUS PRODUCT. It would of burnt up the USB outlet and the sofa it was charging from if I didn’t put my hand on it. I only wanted a mist fan not a firestarter fan.
I said it
Nice fan, but it only lasts about five minutes on a full charge. Instant regret.
I should play Myst again.