Help Design a Meh Deck of Cards
10I want a Meh deck of cards. Maybe some of you do, too. So I thought if we put our heads together and designed it they might actually make it. Here are my suggestions to get things started:
Back: Meh Logo
Suit 1: Octopi
Suit 2: Goats
Suit 3: Flasks
Suit 4: Trolls
Octopi Suit:
King: Matt Rutledge
Queen: ???
Jack: ???
Goats Suit:
King: ???
Queen: ???
Jack: ???
Flasks Suit:
King: ???
Queen: ???
Jack: ???
Trolls Suit:
King: Irk
Queen: ???
Jack: ???
Joker: Mediocrebot
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Meh monkey bot
Glenn
Chicken on the Mic
The Lil reprobates
Cash for gold waving lady
Stupid dancing skeleton (either version)
Possum head skull
Banana in a chair
Chin face
@RiotDemon I vaguely remember a mummy girl or mummy baby. I think she had a red bow or something. Do you know what I am talking about.
@RiotDemon @tinamarie1974 Tiny Tub Mummy!
@RiotDemon @speediedelivery YES!!! Thank you
@RiotDemon @speediedelivery @tinamarie1974 You forgot Tiny Tub Mummy?! She’s a special part of mehstory!
@cinoclav @RiotDemon @speediedelivery it was literally when I found the site. I was not sure what was going on or if I wanted to “hang out”. I remembered her, just not her name
@tinamarie1974 Time to revisit Irk’s Breakfast Quest. Happy reading!
https://meh.com/forum/topics/lets-play----irks-breakfast-quest
@cinoclav oh yea! Thanks
Baby arm
Koolhandjoe creations
Photo shop winners and or new creations
Cake pictures from birthday celebration
Tattoos
IRK bag machine
You have irk (I presume that was included in trolls) and glen as others have said.
You could have IRK and GLEN across the all the suits of the face cards posed in different positions
With the kings the “real” Matt Rutledge on one, the bag head on the bag one on another, the octopus on another, cartoon rendering on the 4th
That takes care of all of the K, Q and J cards
There are those email entities too - Kelly in HR, Joy, Rasputin - and Dave…
@Kyeh does @dave only exist in email?
@dave @RiotDemon Hah - well, no, but that’s where I’ve seen his avatar. It seems like he ought to be in the deck, doesn’t it?
shouldn’t Matt be the ace?
King of goats should be the first goat.
Ace of flasks the first person to back the kickstarter
10 of flasks should be winedavid
If used for “War”, what’s the hierarchy for blue-tooth speakers, chargers, candy corn, batteries, flashlights, and (for us longer members) knives? I find these to be generally offensive weapons.
Also, shouldn’t @thumperchick be some kinda queen? “She” has helped me on several occasions when needing cs.
Goat emeriti and vol-mods could be wildcards.
@phendrick For the serious long-term mehmbers, speaker docks (with 30-pin connectors) should be included too.
2’s should be represented by some iterations of “two-for-Tuesdays”
@ciabelle @phendrick I was going to say that Bluetooth had to be on there but that list is great. I have been here long enough to agree that Speaker Docks (30 pin Apples) shakes fist! have to be there as well.
Make it a Kickstarter and print them with USPCC/Cartamundi and brand them Bicycle and I know a group that will be willing to buy to help funding.
Letters on face cards should not be English, but Korean.
Speaker docks have to be in there somewhere.
Baby arms for aces?
Trolls suit Jack should have a bandolier of carrots, and the queen should have a basket of cats. ha ha. Unless, “we don’t do that”. In which case make the Flasks suit king the most interesting man in the world. Unless you can’t do that either.
You know you sure do have a lot of unspoken rules. Geez. Can’t an old man have any fun around here?
Suicide King should be Pasta
Jack of flasks could be holding a suitcase
Toothbrush???
Dronehorse
Spinners
Irk’s rendition of names from the Ask Irk series
Nobody said Purple yet
Don’t forget USB Hubman
/image USB hubman
Or the neoprene cases
@compunaut Bath (grin)
Batteries in refrigerators.
/giphy mic drop
The box should look like a power bank
Needs Little Toy Train somewhere. Or an inflatable wolf.
@PooltoyWolf and a dominatrix with a whip
@tinamarie1974 Kinky!
@PooltoyWolf who me???
/giphy innocent
@Matthew as the joker
i assume each card will say “fuck” on it somewhere.
Why do I keep thinking of calamityware style in respect to this idea.
https://calamityware.com/collections/oddities/products/creature-comfort-playing-cards?variant=38995545874
Doll heads, pizza box’s, things that are in the irk bag, irk bag if nobody said that or irk bag of different colors
I know it’s not exactly what you’re doing, but if you want a lowercase meh deck of cards, this deck of “Generic Playing Cards” from Archie McPhee should do the trick.