Help Design a Meh Deck of Cards

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I want a Meh deck of cards. Maybe some of you do, too. So I thought if we put our heads together and designed it they might actually make it. Here are my suggestions to get things started:

Back: Meh Logo

Suit 1: Octopi
Suit 2: Goats
Suit 3: Flasks
Suit 4: Trolls

Octopi Suit:
King: Matt Rutledge
Queen: ???
Jack: ???

Goats Suit:
King: ???
Queen: ???
Jack: ???

Flasks Suit:
King: ???
Queen: ???
Jack: ???

Trolls Suit:
King: Irk
Queen: ???
Jack: ???

Joker: Mediocrebot