Yea, I’ve tried to explain this to other people, they just look at you like your nuts…“You mean you stay up till midnight to buy one thing but you don’t know what it is??”
@communist@somf69 Even if I don’t even broach the idea of having to “get it early”, most people still cling to the idea of shopping for something when the need arises (probably rightfully so) as opposed to considering whatever is being sold that day.
Seriously, though, I will gladly introduce more people for a fee. Free VMP for a month per person would also be fine. Just, yuhno, puttin’ it out there.
yes. and the conversation got awkward pretty quickly. (names changed to protect the quilty)
me: hey bill, this is meh. meh, this is bill
bill: meh? what kind of name is that?
meh: it’s a common word to indicate indifference.
bill: uhh…ok. but what kind of name is it? like, ethnicity?
meh: i transcend all ethnicity.
bill: i… i don’t get it.
meh: your human boundaries cannot contain my presence in all things mediocre.
bill: dude. what’s wrong with your friend?
meh: there is nothing wrong with me. i am perfect mediocrity. i am what i am and that’s all that i am.
bill: isn’t that from popeye the sailor.
meh: popeye stole that shit from me. have you not read the mehcronomicon?
bill: what is that? some kind of voodoo shit?
meh: forces of limbo, c++ main, put this asshole in some pain!
bill: ow! why the fuck did you kick me?!?
meh: to humble you in my presence.
bill: fuck this. i’m out of here.
meh: oh hey. i also sell one thing a day at stupid crazy prices.
bill: fuck you man.
I tried to give my nephew half of a motorcycle saddlebag. He asked why I had only half of a motorcycle saddlebag.
I told him all about Meh and the Fuko the saddlebag-half came in.
He couldn’t understand why I was happy to get a box of useless crap.
I guess he would have been more impressed if I showed him something less Meh.
P.S. Did anyone get the other half of my saddlebag in a Fuko a month or two ago? I’ll send my half to you!
When I try introducing someone to Meh, it usually ends up sounding like an Abbott and Costello skit:
Someone: Hey, where’d you get that awesome Bluetooth speaker?
Me: I got it from Meh.
Someone: Meth?
Me: No, Meh not meth.
Someone: What’s Meh?
Me: It’s like Woot.
Someone: What?
Me: Not What, Woot.
Someone: What’s Woot?
Me: Never mind.
You can pay me in extra Fukos please.
No way I am giving up my secret cheap gift source.
I seem generous when they don’t know I paid squat for it.
Yea, I’ve tried to explain this to other people, they just look at you like your nuts…“You mean you stay up till midnight to buy one thing but you don’t know what it is??”
@somf69 you should explain to them that they can come at 8am EST too
@communist @somf69 Even if I don’t even broach the idea of having to “get it early”, most people still cling to the idea of shopping for something when the need arises (probably rightfully so) as opposed to considering whatever is being sold that day.
@DrWorm
They need Shopping 3.0
My mom wanted to know if “meh” was a “Jewish word”. Then she asked, do they ever sell food?
@awk
@awk I’d buy some discount candy for sure
@metageist But, refurbished?
@sligett
Refurbished by Meh, with a 3 day Meh-backed warranty.
I once tried to introduce a friend to Meh, but they said they were living in awesome and didn’t want to take two steps backwards . . .
@Pavlov But Meh is awesome. How rude!
@Pavlov Yeah well you can make a horse drink water but people must be led.
Seriously, though, I will gladly introduce more people for a fee. Free VMP for a month per person would also be fine. Just, yuhno, puttin’ it out there.
@simplersimon i would settle for another $1 tee shirt
Voted for “reputation”, but really I have none. In fact, I have no friends to invite to Meh. Where is my option of “I have no friends”?
I got a few people turned onto thesite but my co worker really likes it. Just bought the pillow.
I JUST HAD TO USE THIS LINK SOMEWHERE
@cranky1950
He’s cranky.
@f00l I’ll say
does people asking about the shirt count?
if so, yes.
@WilhelmScreamer I counted it.
@WilhelmScreamer I get so many questions about my knockoff meh shirt, but not the real ones. Their use of me as a billboard is too subtle.
yes. and the conversation got awkward pretty quickly. (names changed to protect the quilty)
me: hey bill, this is meh. meh, this is bill
bill: meh? what kind of name is that?
meh: it’s a common word to indicate indifference.
bill: uhh…ok. but what kind of name is it? like, ethnicity?
meh: i transcend all ethnicity.
bill: i… i don’t get it.
meh: your human boundaries cannot contain my presence in all things mediocre.
bill: dude. what’s wrong with your friend?
meh: there is nothing wrong with me. i am perfect mediocrity. i am what i am and that’s all that i am.
bill: isn’t that from popeye the sailor.
meh: popeye stole that shit from me. have you not read the mehcronomicon?
bill: what is that? some kind of voodoo shit?
meh: forces of limbo, c++ main, put this asshole in some pain!
bill: ow! why the fuck did you kick me?!?
meh: to humble you in my presence.
bill: fuck this. i’m out of here.
meh: oh hey. i also sell one thing a day at stupid crazy prices.
bill: fuck you man.
@carl669
Well “Bill” seems fun.
@carl669 Try it without the kick once and report back. Also maybe wear a pink tutu.
Pictures or it didn’t happen.
@carl669 Also, when they say “fuck you,” correct them: “It’s pronounced fuko.”
Co-workers, family, random strangers on the street, people searching for easy button on Thingiverse.com.
Nobody ever understands me when I say “I got a Fuko on meh.” They usually just smile nervously and take a subtle step backward.
/giphy awkward
I tried to give my nephew half of a motorcycle saddlebag. He asked why I had only half of a motorcycle saddlebag.
I told him all about Meh and the Fuko the saddlebag-half came in.
He couldn’t understand why I was happy to get a box of useless crap.
I guess he would have been more impressed if I showed him something less Meh.
P.S. Did anyone get the other half of my saddlebag in a Fuko a month or two ago? I’ll send my half to you!
/giphy deal with it
When I try introducing someone to Meh, it usually ends up sounding like an Abbott and Costello skit:
Someone: Hey, where’d you get that awesome Bluetooth speaker?
Me: I got it from Meh.
Someone: Meth?
Me: No, Meh not meth.
Someone: What’s Meh?
Me: It’s like Woot.
Someone: What?
Me: Not What, Woot.
Someone: What’s Woot?
Me: Never mind.
I screwed myself. I showed like 10 or so family and friends but now they know where my gifts come from.