Had a friend who punched a hole in the wall above the headboard with “either my head or knee. Not really sure as both were sore in the morning”. Also, “Covered the hole with a quilt made by my wife’s grandmother prior to selling the house” Man, I made a nice little profit on that place…
ewww why would anyone get their bed dirty like that. you ever try to wash a mattress? do it on the plastic sheeting in the basement like a normal person.
@compunaut that reminded me of the time I accidentally turned on the heater in the car and couldn’t figure out why the fuck I was getting so overheated…
heh! yeah. The headboard came loose with the bouncing and it nearly broke the wall. Still nekkid, we got the power screwdriver, pulled the mattress off the bed and reattached the headboard. Then “carried on” with our activity without missing a beat.
I was once on a broken bed, and my wife and I only do missionary whilst staring onto each others eyes and frowning, and I guess the slow predictive motion moved the screws back in place, because by gum, that bed was completely fixed by the end of it.
…that, and some other furniture has “suffered” as well… One day our (now adult) son commented that he was glad he had a stereo system/headphones when he was younger. Who knew??
I just wanted to say that I love how the picture of Mr. Bean is on this thread.
If they had ever done such a risque episode, I’m sure there would have been a broken bed and all sorts of other hilarity!
No. I’ve been on a noisy bed where I thought it was going to fall apart, however.
If you haven’t, you’re not doing it right.
@Pavlov or you own really sturdy furniture.
@Pavlov @Bingo
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Let’s just say that I’ve discovered several structural weaknesses on different bed frames.
You don’t need a lot of movement to do it right. You’re working WAY too hard if you’re breaking beds
@capguncowboy : Wasn’t work.
Was hard.
Sorry to hear you’re shooting blanks, capguncowboy.
Not only collasped a leg but walked that bed across the room.
I married her!
Ikea beds dont count.
Had a friend who punched a hole in the wall above the headboard with “either my head or knee. Not really sure as both were sore in the morning”. Also, “Covered the hole with a quilt made by my wife’s grandmother prior to selling the house” Man, I made a nice little profit on that place…
@Jdub at least it was the softer wall. Having your head smashed into the headboard feels awful after the euphoria wears off.
Actually, I do break quite a few.
ewww why would anyone get their bed dirty like that. you ever try to wash a mattress? do it on the plastic sheeting in the basement like a normal person.
No but we did break an ex boyfriends kitchen table. Does that count?
@CaptAmehrican Daaamn girl!
@CaptAmehrican What about the time the stick shift got knocked into neutral & the car rolled into a tree - does that count?
@compunaut that reminded me of the time I accidentally turned on the heater in the car and couldn’t figure out why the fuck I was getting so overheated…
@compunaut that wasn’t me.
No, but I did break one getting into bed when I was nearly 8 months pregnant, does that count?
heh! yeah. The headboard came loose with the bouncing and it nearly broke the wall. Still nekkid, we got the power screwdriver, pulled the mattress off the bed and reattached the headboard. Then “carried on” with our activity without missing a beat.
@perdi That’s dedication!
@perdi so you screwed, then you screwed, and then you screwed.
I was once on a broken bed, and my wife and I only do missionary whilst staring onto each others eyes and frowning, and I guess the slow predictive motion moved the screws back in place, because by gum, that bed was completely fixed by the end of it.
@captcrook that sounds really sad.
This month, or all told?
Does ‘springing a leak’ in a waterbed count?
@daveinwarsh I was going to ask if deflating an air mattress counted.
@RiotDemon Shoulda known better. Get a Therm-a-Rest instead.
Yes, the legs. Multiple times, all with my wife.
We’ve knocked the pictures off the wall in our room and her roommate’s adjoining wall. Does that count?
…that, and some other furniture has “suffered” as well… One day our (now adult) son commented that he was glad he had a stereo system/headphones when he was younger. Who knew??
@chienfou Never the bed, but a number of cheap chairs and even a kitchen island were, ahem, misused.
Have I ever broken a bed having sex? I’ve never even SEEN a bed having sex.
Broke one leg, and we cheered. Broke the other a few minutes later, and we screamed in triumph… and finished on the slope.
Granted, the three-legged bed was bound to break… but still, it was great!
@IAmBroom for the next time you want a bed on a slope.
/youtube fuck her gently