Happy National Near Miss Day!

shahnm posted some pics said Thu, Mar 22nd 2018 at 11:59pm ET

March 23. I almost forgot to post this today…

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duodec said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 12:03am ET:

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shahnm said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 12:05am ET:

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awk said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 12:12am ET:

/image near miss safety poster

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mfladd said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 12:19am ET:

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- @mfladd All that trauma/near trauma, and the dog walks right back into the house anyway.
  
  mehcuda67 said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 2:05am ET
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- @mehcuda67 That dog knew it and was like, “FU, you are on your own!”
  
  mfladd said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 2:11am ET
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hems79 said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 2:33am ET:

Unfortunately, the matador was a near miss.
/giphy Bullfighting is cruel.

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- @hems79 Did he just walk into a human glue trap? Not sure if staged…
  
  gregormehndel said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 9:09am ET
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- @hems79 And yeah, bullfighters can eat a turd.
  
  gregormehndel said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 9:11am ET
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- @hems79 Bull: 1, Batman: 0
  
  blaineg said Sat, Mar 24th 2018 at 6:32pm ET
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lseeber said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 8:10am ET:

I never got the phrase. Doesn’t near miss mean… you got it? If I nearly got it… I missed.

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- @lseeber The late, great George Carlin said it best. “That’s not a near miss…it’s a near hit!!”
  
  PooltoyWolf said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 8:26am ET
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narfcake said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 8:30am ET:

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rtjhnstn said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 9:43pm ET:

Dammit! Did I miss National Procrastination Day?

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- @rtjhnstn I dunno. We’ll eventually get around to it…
  
  shahnm said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 9:50pm ET
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- @rtjhnstn Not sure. I think it comes once the Round Tuits are back in stock.
  
  mike808 said Sat, Mar 24th 2018 at 12:24am ET
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somf69 said Fri, Mar 23rd 2018 at 11:35pm ET:

/giphy just a bit outside

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mike808 said Sat, Mar 24th 2018 at 12:49am ET:

Hang on. Lemme call you back.

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mike808 said Sat, Mar 24th 2018 at 12:54am ET:

You got this! Just punch it!

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lseeber said Sat, Mar 24th 2018 at 10:12am ET:

I think I want a National “It’s My Non-Birthday Send Me Presents Day”.

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bramby2 said Sat, Mar 24th 2018 at 8:35pm ET:

Like a Pro

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