@ironcheftoni If you could not parse. Want to see the kitty. I have to work and that was some half assed code/scripting of if you have a cat how can it not be all over your irk. This is not possible.
@ironcheftoni@Kyeh lol was not totally random I made the Walmart run Thursday night… 2 40lb boxes of cat litter and 2 18lb bags of food in the car to bring in.
@2many2no I wished my Amazon delivery driver a Happy Festivus yesterday. The guy was stumped and was like, um what holiday is that?!?!?!? He was adgitated when I told him it was a Seinfeld thing
@cbilyak Hahaha - I see your brother has a cat with christmas lights eyeballs. He, of course, needs a tree like that to show off his cat. So has the devious little soul knocked over the tree so often all the ornaments have been broken?
@Kidsandliz his kitties are pretty well behaved. He has a small tree of my mom’s that he wanted after she passed away, he protects it with his life. The Festivus tree is just funnier to have in the window
@cbilyak And of course the brat cats are hanging out “under” the tree… So much for cat trees… () The small tree would probably be in mortal danger anywhere near the cats if under the tree is where they think they belong.
…I guess I will start.
@meh I have a problem with IRKs selling out before the front page auto refreshes.
@njfan
/image YES!
@Mrh I am sad I was not visited by the Cuisinart fairy that so many members saw.
I am also tired of this Covid shit and how it affecting everything. I just want a somewhat uneventful year please.
Also. When did people get so rude. It seems to get worse every day. It is not that hard to be kind!!
There, now I feel better. Aahhhhhhh. Serenity now!!!
@tinamarie1974
/giphy serenity now!
I’ve been waiting all day for fedex and now find out the package delivery has been changed to tomorrow.
that was also going to be my feat of strength. Lugging 14lbs of cat food and a box of cat litter into the house.
/giphy festivus
@ironcheftoni
Cat.ksh
Warning: Potential conflicts.
Post_A: Minimum of [1] cats.
Post_B: Presence of [0] cats detected.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2021-unofficial-holiday-mehrican-exchange-reveal-thread#61c4fa7eab3d08001c0ded93
Analyze std_cat_behavior.dat:
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If Post_A == 0 && Post_B.Box > 1 && Post_B.newObj > 1 && catNotFound
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!
Cat.jpg not found!
Exit (-1)
@ironcheftoni sorry. They heard food and perked up
Jerks are always getting on the keyboard.
@ironcheftoni @unksol
My friend’s cat one year (the one meh helped save it’s life several years ago! He is going strong at 7)
@ironcheftoni @unksol
I have one like that. Persistent little bugger too.
Too late to edit @ironcheftoni @unksol Meant to add to the cat in tree post - check the christmas tree for “catNot Found”.
@ironcheftoni @Kidsandliz
Which cat
No cat in $PATH
@ironcheftoni @unksol
The cat you can’t find of course… looks like you are looking everywhere but CATinTREE,
@ironcheftoni @Kidsandliz normally it’s /usr/bin/cat
@ironcheftoni @unksol
hehehe
/giphy cat in a bin
@ironcheftoni If you could not parse. Want to see the kitty. I have to work and that was some half assed code/scripting of if you have a cat how can it not be all over your irk. This is not possible.
Proof/want to see kitty. Lol
@unksol I’m at my folks house now. This is Boudreaux. Unless you have bacon or cat treats, leave him alone.
@ironcheftoni lol pretty kitty. There are 7 of the nut balls so. I call crazy.
@ironcheftoni
@unksol Your little “jerks” have gotten awfully big!!! I’d like to see more pictures of them if you get a chance.
@ironcheftoni @Kyeh lol was not totally random I made the Walmart run Thursday night… 2 40lb boxes of cat litter and 2 18lb bags of food in the car to bring in.
@Kyeh @unksol that is a feat of strength indeed!
What the fest is Fucktivus anyway?
Which industry started it?
Flowers?
Jewelry?
Greeting cards?
Network TV?
@2many2no
The humor industry just can’t be trusted.
@2many2no @f00l I’ll say! Seems like these days most of their products aren’t even funny. Maybe they’ve shipped production overseas.
@2many2no @f00l @macromeh
If you need some exports imported, I know a guy at Vandelay Industries who is an expert importer-exporter.
@2many2no I wished my Amazon delivery driver a Happy Festivus yesterday. The guy was stumped and was like, um what holiday is that?!?!?!? He was adgitated when I told him it was a Seinfeld thing
Who the fuck forgot the aluminum pole?
/image Festivus pole
My brother sent me a photo of his Festivus tree earlier today
@cbilyak I like the speaker!
@cbilyak Hahaha - I see your brother has a cat with christmas lights eyeballs. He, of course, needs a tree like that to show off his cat. So has the devious little soul knocked over the tree so often all the ornaments have been broken?
@Kidsandliz his kitties are pretty well behaved. He has a small tree of my mom’s that he wanted after she passed away, he protects it with his life. The Festivus tree is just funnier to have in the window
@cbilyak And of course the brat cats are hanging out “under” the tree… So much for cat trees… (
) The small tree would probably be in mortal danger anywhere near the cats if under the tree is where they think they belong.
I have a problem with all of the cat people on Meh. I’m a dog person. Where are all the dog peeps?!
/giphy dog person
@kykazaa They got bored and went back to licking themselves.
/giphy cats rule, dogs drool.