IRK Plushies, Mehgic 8 Ball (all responses some form of meh.), Squatty Potty (because we don’t have the fukubukuro anymore and our crap needs to go somewhere), and a metric shitfuckton of AAA batteries.
7.4mph, the pace of a slow jog that a person could pretty easily do with their legs, at the paltry cost of carrying around a heavy piece of junk, regularly charging it, looking like a dork, and $99 plus shipping.
This seemed to be a pretty common problem, as there were quite a few of us with that issue. For me it was no big deal to open it up, remove all the broken pieces of plastic, and just reassemble it without those screws. There’s a bit of a gap between the top and bottom pieces of the case now but I don’t care because I only use it indoors.
Anyway, just FYI. I’m still pleased with the purchase for $99.