Goat-Official Vote for @Jaremelz next month goat thread. BLEAT!

sohmageek posted some pics said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 1:24pm ET

Ok... so I really don't want my goatdom to end... Seriously guys... you've been so good to me, and I kind of slacked off... you know taking care of the kiddo... But alas my time to rein as a full on Goat is coming to an end.. did I mention I don't want to go?
But I think @Jaremelz is the perfect next goat. :) Sohmagoat is dead... All hail jareGOATmelz.

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mfladd said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 1:58pm ET:

You have been an great goat. All the best to you in the pasture. We will be waiting.

p.s. @carl669 says you need to bring vodka, beer and snacks. He does this to all the newly retired goats - cheap bastard!

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- @mfladd damn right. the young goats need to pay their respects to the goat elders.
  
  carl669 said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:11pm ET
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- @carl669 But not @mfladd, right? If this happens to me, I don't have to respect him, right?
  
  Because I can't.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:19pm ET
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- @carl669 @mfladd Sorry I had really good vodka last week... But beer... I'm all out of cheap beer, I only have Heady topper, Sip of sunshine, double dose, Tribute Dipa, Space Juice DIPA, a good founders, and Lawson's Super session #2 beer.
  
  sohmageek said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:22pm ET
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- @jaremelz so angry, for one so young.
  
  mfladd said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:30pm ET
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- @sohmageek i gladly accept vodka over beer any day.
  
  @jaremelz - for you, we'll make an exception. sorry @mfladd.
  
  carl669 said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:34pm ET
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- @carl669 How about Moonshine?
  
  sohmageek said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:39pm ET
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- @mfladd Only towards you! I ♡ everyone else.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:42pm ET
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- @carl669 Yes! Suck it, @mfladd .
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:42pm ET
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- @carl669 as usual.....
  
  mfladd said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:44pm ET
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- @jaremelz your love is tainted anyway...
  
  mfladd said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:51pm ET
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- @sohmageek i've never actually had moonshine. the IT manager at work makes it and gave me a jar. i put it on top of the fridge while i was cleaning the counter. stupidly, i opened the cabinet door above the fridge and BAM! broken glass and moonshine all over the counter and floor.
  
  carl669 said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:58pm ET
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- @mfladd Ouch, right to the heart. Just pound that stake in, why don't you!
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:35pm ET
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OldCatLady said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 1:59pm ET:

You know, blaming a kid for your performance as goat is per se goat behavior. Hard to top that.

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Lotsofgoats said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:01pm ET:

@JONT IN THE ELEVENTH HOUR BABY WOOOOOO

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sohmageek said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:12pm ET:

@thumperchick HELP! The gifs didn't show up as images! :) I blame myself.

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- @sohmageek @Thumperchick is dealing with baby stuff right now. Maybe you can wake up a paid staffer?
  
  Barney said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:30pm ET
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- @Barney @JonT... no... @hollboll? Can you help me please??? :)
  
  sohmageek said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:31pm ET
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- @sohmageek
  
  You've got too many layers there, goat:
  
  (Work backwards to the mtv.com, add an http:// to it.)
  
  joelmw said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:32pm ET
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- @joelmw yeah... but I can't edit that post now. :( damn post timeout...
  
  sohmageek said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:40pm ET
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- @sohmageek You're the goat. You needed to be mocked. ;-)
  
  joelmw said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:51pm ET
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- @sohmageek somebody beat me to it. :)
  
  Thumperchick said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:00pm ET
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- @sohmageek @moose fixed it for you.
  
  hollboll said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:03pm ET
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Barney said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:32pm ET:

@jaremelz Accept your fate. Become the October goat. I'm not kidding about this.

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- @Barney It's not fair, how could I say no to you??
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:39pm ET
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- @jaremelz you will be a good and benevolent goat...
  
  sohmageek said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:41pm ET
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- @jaremelz If they give it to me again it'll be like...
  #sike
  
  sohmageek said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:45pm ET
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- @jaremelz I know, sometimes it seems like everyone and everything is against you. When that happens, you just need to hold your head high and go for the gusto (I promise you it won't hurt). Us old goats will be there to support you--well, sometimes.
  
  Barney said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:49pm ET
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- @Barney I really don't mind the blame, I just hope people don't expect entertainment. I feel tapped out lately.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:07pm ET
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- @jaremelz Okay, remember my catch phrase of "I love purple"? Here's one for you, "Go away, I'm busy." Or you could do the @carl669 two word version of it which begins with a "F" and ends with an "O".
  
  Barney said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:12pm ET
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- @Barney "fuel ratio"?
  
  Willijs3 said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:17pm ET
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- @Willijs3 Haha. Close.
  
  Barney said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:19pm ET
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- @Barney Oh, I'll be telling everyone just to fuck off, with a twist.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:31pm ET
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- @jaremelz it's the twist that makes it fun.
  
  Thumperchick said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:32pm ET
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- @jaremelz
  Like this?
  
  Barney said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:45pm ET
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- @Barney I like checkers!
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 4:02pm ET
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sohmageek said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:42pm ET:

@Jaremelz you could always try to convince them to let me be goat again... cause you know...

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- @sohmageek You've been a particularly lovely goat.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:05pm ET
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denboy said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 2:55pm ET:

@Jaremelz A new goat approach could be to not accept your fate, deny deny deny, ride on the backs of others whenever you can.

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- @denboy I have already threatened to simply not acknowledge it. I like this. I'll stand on the back of the @mfladd turtle.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:06pm ET
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- @jaremelz Steady little goat - I will go slow.
  Hey, did you notice they even used my goat stamp as a topic bubble. Seems fitting, don't you think?
  
  mfladd said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:18pm ET
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- @mfladd I did notice that! I feel like you're the evil reason for this target on my back, so it's fitting.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 4:01pm ET
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sohmageek said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:02pm ET:

I have a feeling @hollboll will be happy come
Thursday... I'll stop pestering the shit out of everyone... and go back to a quiet (yeah right!) mehmber.

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editorkid said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:57pm ET:

I'm confused. Is this where I vote for @JonT's goathood?

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- @editorkid Yes, yes it is.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 3:59pm ET
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- @editorkid SUDDENLY A LINK
  https://meh.com/forum/topics/scavenger-hunt-the-hunt-for-the-next-goat#5605a3a0310fa67c0b52ac03
  
  Lotsofgoats said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 4:16pm ET
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