@InFrom I was a German major many years ago, and I can still remember the first 3 lines of the German version, Die Dreigroschen Oper by Berthold Brecht. That came first, IIRC, and we Americanized it.
Guess what these things do to the enamel on your natural teeth??? Yeah, no, it doesn’t just “remove stains,” folks. I have six crowns from using this process, because my teeth started cracking. Use at your own risk, and I am not joking at all.
@Kyeh My oral surgeon said the peroxide can get into natural microfractures in your enamel and cause it to break down. [Edit: I mean the enamel starts to break down, and then cracks develop in the enamel, and then there’s nothing left but to put on a crown - the physical tooth is fine, but cracked enamel = severe pain.)
Yes bleaching will cause all sorts of issues with weaker teeth. Whitening is vanity driven poor oral hygiene. Besides, fluoride will cause some discoloration but that’s because….healthy teeth aren’t white (along with the fact that fluoride causes discoloration to an extent.)
I’ve embraced that I’d rather have function over form on this one.
Older people with really white teeth look freakish. Trust me: I’m a son-of-a-dentist. If they’re really yellowed (probable smoker) the yes, some lightening might be appropriate. But super-white, gleaming teeth usually look fake, especially if you’re not a young person or a model.
Specs
Product: Glo Science Lit Teeth Whitening Device Tech Kit with Bluetooth
Model: 3581042
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$111.75 at SkinCareRX
$149.00 at Glo Science
Warranty
GLO One Year Limited Warranty
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Nov 28 - Tuesday, Nov 29
Every single one of these devices that’s been tested to see if they work say that they don’t work lol
Such a happy clicky face today
Why bluetooth? Does anyone want blue teeth? I don’t.
@hchavers it’s just one tooth. Bluetooth.
@hchavers The Danes are OK with it, apparently.
@hchavers If you’re going to go Bluetooth, you should go all in and get Blue Teeth.
Major miss on the marketing tie-in here.
That last pic just gave me a “Mack the Knife” earworm.
@InFrom Oh the shark hey!
@yakkoTDI with its teeth dear
@kostia @yakkoTDI And he keeps them…
@InFrom I was a German major many years ago, and I can still remember the first 3 lines of the German version, Die Dreigroschen Oper by Berthold Brecht. That came first, IIRC, and we Americanized it.
@lisagd I can just hear Lotte Lenya singing it in the original, though I couldn’t tell you what the words are if my life depended on it!
@phendrick He ate his owner to get those pearly whites.
/showme Glo Science Lit Teeth Whitening Device Tech Kit with Bluetooth, banana for scale
@mediocrebot I was hoping you’d give me something like this horror:
@awk Yikes
Guess what these things do to the enamel on your natural teeth??? Yeah, no, it doesn’t just “remove stains,” folks. I have six crowns from using this process, because my teeth started cracking. Use at your own risk, and I am not joking at all.
@CBL_WV
What in this system caused that?
@CBL_WV @Kyeh Not totally sure
@Kyeh My oral surgeon said the peroxide can get into natural microfractures in your enamel and cause it to break down. [Edit: I mean the enamel starts to break down, and then cracks develop in the enamel, and then there’s nothing left but to put on a crown - the physical tooth is fine, but cracked enamel = severe pain.)
@CBL_WV Oww - thanks for the explanation!
Glo Science? More like No Science.
Will this work on bleaching my anus?
@bugger
all buttholes are beautiful
@bugger great question
@bugger /showme… nah, never mind
@bugger Only if it’s shaped like your teeth are.
I think you have to have teeth to use this device which I do Not have, therefore I’m out!
@1DisabledWarVet
Seems like I remember saying this before; I’m guessing you’re also a fan of the Shark Tank! 
The before an after image is just the same image with the brightness adjusted.
@Coldwyn I think purchasing this item requires an adjustment to your brightness.
Healthy teeth aren’t white.
Yes bleaching will cause all sorts of issues with weaker teeth. Whitening is vanity driven poor oral hygiene. Besides, fluoride will cause some discoloration but that’s because….healthy teeth aren’t white (along with the fact that fluoride causes discoloration to an extent.)
I’ve embraced that I’d rather have function over form on this one.
@xnihilx I’ve heard my dentist refer to perfectly white teeth as “toilet teeth”, due to resembling toilet bowl porcelain.
When you want your teeth to look like stark white chiclets.
I LOVE seeing people with home-whitened teeth. It’s comical.
And the refills of the paste are how much… don’t think so
Older people with really white teeth look freakish. Trust me: I’m a son-of-a-dentist. If they’re really yellowed (probable smoker) the yes, some lightening might be appropriate. But super-white, gleaming teeth usually look fake, especially if you’re not a young person or a model.
Such an electric smile.
“It’s way more expensive elsewhere” does not mean that it’s a good deal. Less bad, possibly.
Some bleaching and a UV light in your mouth.
Wasn’t that the Covid-cure some genius suggested?
/showme portrait of lady with white smile and toothbrush in style of Picasso