Generate ridiculous lyrics and fanfiction with me

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If you’ve been following along, I really like procedurally generated crap. This website let’s you input a string of words, and then OpenAI will figure out what the rest should be based off of 8 million web pages.

You can write your own movie script! (bolded words were my prompt)

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Vader: The Emperor killed my father! You killed Darth Vader!
Greedo: I am Luke Skywalker, son of a Sith Lord.
Luke: I said, don’t lie to me! You’ll tell a lie that will be hard to take, and I’ll keep telling it.
Greedo: The Sith died for me, and Vader died for me!
Luke: That doesn’t seem fair. I didn’t kill you.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his dog.
I asked the census clerk to tell me that he had seen another person eat a person and so have been able to predict that person’s identity even though, if the second person hadn’t eaten the human, they couldn’t tell them it was him.
The census taker thought I was crazy, but the clerk told me that I was quite accurate. The person didn’t recognize the census clerk, and only recognized the dog I ate.


Or song lyrics!

Stop! Collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new iced smoothie recipe!
The recipe comes from the ice cube mix that Ice Cold Ice Cream gave me (it looks so cool to me) and I’m actually starting to wonder why anyone wants to keep it. My mother was talking to my younger sister and her husband when she said, “I know why you guys put ice in everything so much. We make that every day!”
For the whole recipe I used three ice cubes of Icy Hot, two of it is the lemon juice mix and the other is a heavy cream ice cube mix.

Just a small town girl, living in a dirt-poor neighborhood where everyone is drug addicted and everyone has a little grudge. At home, she wears bright pink dress, pink high heels, pink perfume, pink lip gloss and pink panties. She also likes to wear pink shoes, as they are very comfortable.

oompa loompa doopity doo, I’ve got another ilegal-looking cock, which is just as awesome. C’mon, c’mon


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