@Kimbob252 Maybe meh isn’t really selling anything at all, but just pretending to do so. And everyone claiming to have gotten one is lying, thus perpetuating the April fools joke.
Alright, I can’t keep doing this. The stress is too much. Refresh, buy, captcha, sumbit, SOLD OUT. In a matter of 4 seconds. My time is worth more than this crap.
So… I got mine and they lied. I was not unlucky, unfortunate or even disappointed. I feel both betrayed and blessed. I was promised pure rubbish and dismay which fits perfectly with my lifestyle. Now I am faced with having to expend unexpected energy on pure Joy. Meh.
That’s the last straw!
57 this round + 1967 total before = 2024
Oh holy Hannah I scored one, my day is complete!!!
@Kimbob252 I haven’t heard this expression in decades!
@LaVikinga
I’m showing my age with that one, but I’m just so excited to finally get one
Holy crap. I was able to buy one!?
Finally!
Exactly how disappointed am I going to be? I want to really get my hopes up and then have them crushed.
26 seconds. Still a nope!
At least I can help boost the fuck count, right, @carl669?
FUCK!
@narfcake Dude!
@narfcake
/image Kitty abandons hope
@ACraigL @hems79 I’m laughing more as this progresses, so there’s that going, at least.
@hems79 @narfcake Cool!! Granite attack statues!
@hems79 @Kidsandliz
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/witch-cat-deserves-love?ref=meh_com
Finally! Only took me 15 hours…
This isn’t going to be one of those April fool’s joke, where everyone that actually got one will get an email saying it’s all a joke, right???
@Kimbob252 That’s what I’m worried about with a title like “fools rush in…”
@codea83 @Kimbob252 Valid question.
@Kimbob252 Maybe meh isn’t really selling anything at all, but just pretending to do so. And everyone claiming to have gotten one is lying, thus perpetuating the April fools joke.
@Kimbob252 or you’ll get the bag with a sheet of paper inside that says “April Fools” on it and nothing else.
Got one!!!
Beginners luck, got one
I know what a motherfucking bicycle looks like.
Alright, I can’t keep doing this. The stress is too much. Refresh, buy, captcha, sumbit, SOLD OUT. In a matter of 4 seconds. My time is worth more than this crap.
@markheiliger yeah…but is the crap worth more than your time?
/giphy huh?
Is this shit still going on? Maybe I’ll get one yet…
@awk No
@todaresq
/giphy I don’t believe you
Finally got one!
Will there be a VMP only hour??? PLEASE???
@mehrrychristmas You got your Christmas wish…
@todaresq Yes, and finally got a bag!
My bf was making fun of me and my slow phone. So I clicked “buy” on his phone. #score #firstfuko #myphonelivestwominutesinthefuturehowdoifixthis
booooo
First purchase! Meh!
Yay finally, straws!
I can get to the purchase screen but the whole proving I’m not a robot won’t load & then they’re sold out fml
/buy
@dino2269 Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
@dino2269 the buy command doesn’t work on these.
GAH FML
Finally got one. Can’t wait for disappointment to arrive!
/image feisty quickest spot
Woo hoo, got my tracking number today!!
My first ever bag of disappointment from MEH heading my direction
@Kimbob252 Dang, still haven’t gotten mine.
So… I got mine and they lied. I was not unlucky, unfortunate or even disappointed. I feel both betrayed and blessed. I was promised pure rubbish and dismay which fits perfectly with my lifestyle. Now I am faced with having to expend unexpected energy on pure Joy. Meh.
Mine is on the way… 8.5 lbs of disappointment
Mine is 1lb… fantastic.
Stickers!
@taiga Mine arrives today… We’ll see! That actually looks like a decent Fuko!
@taiga
I see you also got a GPS mount. Isn’t it great!!!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Absolutely not
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Aug 18 - Monday, Aug 22
Weird post i made on another person post ( @Kimbob252 ) shows only available to me and that one other person — all joking aside
@AttyVette That would be the whisper feature.
@narfcake aww didn’t know what whisper feature was — thanks for heads up — that makes sense
I received a tracking number for a 5.8lb SmartPost package. I’m guessing we’re all getting those unsold edible arrangements boxes
/giphy edible arrangement
@submariner
Not me : )
My box is only 1 lb. So not much disappointment headed my way
@Kimbob252 well it might be full of jewelry - you never know…
@Kidsandliz
How many spinners could weigh a pound?
@Kimbob252 no idea but you’d also have to count the bag that will be in there.
@Kimbob252 ALL IS REVEALED!
Ok for those of you that have been unlucky enough to get one before, what types of things have been received?
@Kimbob252 I haven’t received one before, but from the threads I read it can be unsold leftovers, cool stuff, or broken returned junk…