Fukobukuro 13: Dreck The Halls: REVEAL THREAD

rigor posted a pic said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 12:45am ET

Figured I’d make this thread after being notified of a shipment!

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nikodrant said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 1:00am ET:

I would also like to be notified of a shipment thanks

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- @nikodrant you have an incoming shipment thanks
  
  rigor said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 1:22am ET
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- @rigor thanks just what i wanted to hear
  
  nikodrant said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 1:52am ET
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- @nikodrant @rigor No, wait, that shipment was out-going, sorry.
  
  sligett said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 10:17am ET
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legendornothing said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 1:00am ET:

die

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- hard.
  
  carl669 said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 1:05am ET
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- @carl669 er
  
  ACraigL said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 8:33am ET
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- @legendornothing only after my fuko arrives
  
  rigor said Wed, Dec 7th 2016 at 1:10pm ET
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- /giphy uhh…
  
  connorbush said Fri, Dec 9th 2016 at 9:33pm ET
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thismyusername said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 1:56am ET:

@rigor You deserve like 50 stars for that graphic… but have this instead.

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- @thismyusername Seconded. Awesome graphic. Enjoyed the link too. Rick & Morty FTW.
  
  bdp said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 8:38am ET
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hems79 said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 1:57am ET:

My haul:
One fuko bag, sans fuko bag.

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OnionSoup said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 10:33am ET:

I’m still a Fuko virgin. Despite trying every time I’m still without my bag, guess my network speed is too slow.

Still, I shall valiantly try again next time. Idiots never learn.

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- @OnionSoup
  
  Well if it’s a fuko bag you want, I can probably get you hooked up with one.
  
  (The actual bag, not any contents.)
  
  PlacidPenguin said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 10:36am ET
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- @PlacidPenguin A big part of trying (and a final success!) is getting the bag. The stuff inside is bonus.
  
  shop6d6ky said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 2:22pm ET
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- @shop6d6ky
  
  I know. When I got my Roomba in Fuku 6, I was more delighted with the bag.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 2:25pm ET
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Raevyns said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 4:35pm ET:

I love these threads. Post quick, folks! Those of us who missed out must live vicariously!

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brenden77 said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 9:01pm ET:

How long before we know?

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- @brenden77 (-sigh- No one reads anymore)
  
  Estimated DeliveryFedEx SmartPost: Thursday, December 22nd - Tuesday, December 27th
  
  Barney said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 9:07pm ET
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- @Barney
  
  smh
  
  PlacidPenguin said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 9:13pm ET
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- @brenden77
  Order # snarky-musing-yoke
  Date December 2nd 2016 8:01am ET
  Status processing
  Estimated Delivery Wednesday, December 14th - Monday, December 19th
  
  kassh said Tue, Dec 6th 2016 at 11:58pm ET
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- @kassh Same as mine: Wednesday, December 14th - Monday, December 19th
  
  Mehrocco_Mole said Wed, Dec 7th 2016 at 1:28am ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole No shipping label yet though
  /giphy DAMN
  
  kassh said Wed, Dec 7th 2016 at 2:42am ET
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- @brenden77 Scheduled delivery:
  Thu 12/15/2016 by end of day
  
  Kirgen said Wed, Dec 7th 2016 at 11:47pm ET
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rileyper said Wed, Dec 7th 2016 at 12:02am ET:

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- @rileyper Yuuuup. Can’t decide how I’d feel getting that… probably just sit in the corner with all my other useless crap
  
  smigit2002 said Wed, Dec 7th 2016 at 12:10am ET
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- @rileyper A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. -Mitch Hedberg
  
  kassh said Wed, Dec 7th 2016 at 7:57am ET
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- @kassh
  
  Never trust a comedian unless he has enough cocaine already.
  
  f00l said Sat, Dec 10th 2016 at 9:15pm ET
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clevelandstever said Wed, Dec 7th 2016 at 8:30am ET:

My order still just says “processing”. Wonder if it will ever ship?

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- @clevelandstever No, it won’t. Santa says you’ve been bad this year.
  
  Barney said Wed, Dec 7th 2016 at 9:43am ET
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- @clevelandstever someone told me that they delay your shipping by a day everytime you check your order to see if it has shipped
  
  rigor said Fri, Dec 9th 2016 at 9:31pm ET
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mypiesarepiff said Wed, Dec 7th 2016 at 9:03am ET:

I tracked by reference on Fed Ex and see that a label was created on 12/5/16.

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morrdt said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 12:05am ET:

Just checked my order, delivery between 12/14 and 12/19, but no shipping information yet

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Lrok said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 12:58am ET:

I still have not been able to get a Fuko, but thanks to Barney I have a bag.

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- @Lrok Aww… you remembered me. Keep trying for those Fukos. As I’ve said, it’s just a matter of luck.
  
  Barney said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 9:36am ET
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ada43952 said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 3:37pm ET:

Got my shipping notice today and it should be here Thu 12/15/2016 by end of day!!! This is my first Fuko and I’m super excited!!!

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- @ada43952 Enjoy while you can. The first time is exciting, and then it hurts, and is disappointing.
  
  sligett said Sat, Dec 10th 2016 at 6:38am ET
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mikey said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 3:44pm ET:

Order’s on its way for Wed delivery. 2.2lbs though, which I guess means it doesn’t have a severed foot in it.

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- @mikey Everyone’s starts at 2.2. There’s still hope. A sliver of a sliver of a sliver.
  
  bdp said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 6:27pm ET
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- @bdp I do not have the foot!
  
  mikey said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 7:04pm ET
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Ignorant said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 7:03pm ET:

These all seem like shipping updates, not reveals.

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- /image valid.
  
  connorbush said Fri, Dec 9th 2016 at 9:34pm ET
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Ignorant said Sat, Dec 10th 2016 at 5:56pm ET:

Here is a reveal:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/fukobukuro-13-dreck-the-halls#584c86b308859a032c940850

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- @Ignorant dang what kind of shipping did he get
  
  rigor said Sat, Dec 10th 2016 at 8:32pm ET
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f00l said Sat, Dec 10th 2016 at 9:16pm ET:

@f00l is sorry and
Apologizes shipping
Is taking so long.

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- @f00l ruins everything
  
  rigor said Sun, Dec 11th 2016 at 1:10am ET
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- @rigor
  
  @f00l takes blame: Ruin
  Of all. Everything broken
  @f00l is destructive.
  
  f00l said Sun, Dec 11th 2016 at 1:17am ET
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- @f00l writes good haikus
  perhaps it’s a new career?
  money for poems
  
  rigor said Sun, Dec 11th 2016 at 4:06pm ET
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- @rigor
  
  @f00l interested.
  Whoever heard that someone
  Pays money for poems?
  
  f00l said Sun, Dec 11th 2016 at 4:24pm ET
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smelliot said Sun, Dec 11th 2016 at 6:39pm ET:

Smartpost delivers on Sunday?? 14lb Fuko delivered earlier today…

Samsung(!) box, with a big “REFURBISHED” on the side…

Looks like a monitor?

And it is! Imagine my disappointment when it did not turn on . Looks really nice, but bummer it doesn’t work! Also included - Star Wars Episode 1 Ruler & Pencil Bag, and my 2nd set of Pop Art flyswatters. meh.

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- @smelliot pssst this has become the fake reveals thread, real one is over here. https://meh.com/forum/topics/brand-new-fuko-reveal-thread-because-barney-said-so
  
  Ignorant said Sun, Dec 11th 2016 at 7:03pm ET
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