I wanted to wear my fuko shirt today. I couldn’t find it. It turns out my wife threw it away because it was too unlucky. I wore it exactly zero times. I’m so fucking pissed off right now.
@PlacidPenguin thanks. I didn’t feel like explaining that again. I told her I’d buy a 草泥马 shirt since there is no way to replace my 不幸袋 shirt. She wasn’t too thrilled with that idea. (It means “grass mud horse” but each character is one tone off of “fuck your mother”)
@narfcake I dunno, first it starts with throwing away your Fuko shirt, and then it escalates to giving your Fuko to the neighbor. Nip this in the bud. NOW! Don’t wait until it gets too late.
@Barney I’m sure I’ll already end up in it because it’s my fault for buying it in the first olace or some crap like that. The beauty of having a wife is never being right.
She offered to get a white shirt and write the characters on it for me now that she realized how pissed I am about it. That’s exactly what I want, to walk around with a Sharpie shirt.
In case people want some context:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/fuko-fun#5adbfebcc619a30fa859cede
@PlacidPenguin thanks. I didn’t feel like explaining that again. I told her I’d buy a 草泥马 shirt since there is no way to replace my 不幸袋 shirt. She wasn’t too thrilled with that idea. (It means “grass mud horse” but each character is one tone off of “fuck your mother”)
That would piss me off as well.
I’m sorry to hear that.
She must not have been aware that destroying a Fuko shirt is like breaking seven mirrors.
/youtube Stevie Wonder superstitious
On the bright side, she saved you from certain dea–wait, no, she didn’t.
@djslack Guess who will have the last laugh when several hundred loyal Mehtizens spontaneously combust on the same day? Hint- it won’t be you.
@sammydog01
I don’t even plan on wearing my t-shirt though.
@PlacidPenguin Do you own it? Close enough.
@sammydog01
In that case, I’ll be amused for a bit.
@PlacidPenguin @sammydog01 I never did get a tracking number for my order-omitted-shirt.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@sammydog01 It might be me. I didn’t realize these were for sale, so I didn’t get to order one.
@djslack
I’ll sell you mine for $25.
It might be too big though.
(But probably not.)
@djslack @PlacidPenguin Any on eBay?
@djslack @narfcake
Nope.
Unlucky?
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/not-bad-luck
Not Bad Luck
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New
@Barney That might be a tad bit extreme …
@narfcake I dunno, first it starts with throwing away your Fuko shirt, and then it escalates to giving your Fuko to the neighbor. Nip this in the bud. NOW! Don’t wait until it gets too late.
@Barney @narfcake Agreed. I might just have to bookmark that site.
@evilstan60 So, you don’t mind moving into the doghouse?
@Barney I’m sure I’ll already end up in it because it’s my fault for buying it in the first olace or some crap like that. The beauty of having a wife is never being right.
Next time, just throw some coins in a jet engine and that’ll offset the bad luck.
She offered to get a white shirt and write the characters on it for me now that she realized how pissed I am about it. That’s exactly what I want, to walk around with a Sharpie shirt.
@evilstan60 Sounds like a trap…
@evilstan60 sounds like something Meh would do…
@evilstan60
@medz i feel like it is. Even if she makes it for me, she would never let me wear it out. So there’s no point to it, really.
@dave any chance of a reprint?
Would not be the least bit surprised to see the shirt offered again at the next Meh-rathon.