Fuck Up a Write Up

JonT thought this was worth mentioning said
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We really like the stories we're going to post every day and we can't be getting all proud and feeling good about ourselves so we want you to fix that for us.

We want you to come up with the most nonsensical, craziest sentence that you can think of and we'll force one of our poor writers to include it in the product story next week.

Here are the rules:
- Must be grammatically correct and contain words that are in at least one English dictionary
- 140 characters max (unless it's exceedingly funny)

Star the ones you like, we'll pick our favorite and maybe give the winner something.