From the mouth of a child . . .
24Yesterday, my wife and our son drive up to the local amusement park. They have a wonderful afternoon, they stay through the evening, and they leave the park very late - in fact, they’re one of the last to depart. They both notice the parking lot is deserted and as they get in the car to drive home, @MrsPavlov says, “Wow, we sure know how to close a joint.”
Without missing a beat, my 11 year old immediately replies, “Yeah, you just pinch the ends.”
Patris est filius.
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Dont ask about pimp’n. Please don’t ask him about pimp’n!
Patris est filius.
@Pavlov
p.s. when you talk Latin- Ego adeo!
@mfladd My sweet little baby boy, age 9,who loves musical theatre and sappy songs, has found a new love.
Snoop. Now, he’s always loved hip hop, but woe be to he (or she) who tries passing the D-O double G up when flipping through the radio stations.
@jaremelz
@thismyusername He may have come by his appreciation honestly, via his mama. A fact that makes his papa rather sad.
@jaremelz >letting your kids listen to that
@jaremelz I am now jamming out to the plastic beach… haven’t listened to this album in forever!
Anyone who is curious/bored/wants to hear it…
even you, fake conservative talk show host dizavid might enjoy it
@Dizavid Best of luck with your hopefully upcoming surgery. I’ve heard getting the stick removed from your ass can be painful. But it might better the lives of those around you.
I have two of the most respectful, gentle, and loving children. They are also smart asses and think for themselves.
@jaremelz
Based on what I gather about their mother, if they are anything like her, the world doesn’t know what’s in store for it.
The funny and very scary thing about kids now - they are mini adults. When I was a kid, 11yr olds were 11 yr olds. Now they are 11 going on 18.
If my kids are anything like me. I am fucked.
@mfladd
/giphy playing the worlds smallest violin just for you
@compunaut Why?
@Pavlov… I’m worried that my son will be doing something similar… He’s already told me tough shit when I told him Mommy told me to change your diaper… He wanted Mommy to change the diaper… There was something else recently he did that got me going also… I’ll try to remember it.
@sohmageek your son is such a potty mouth
@sohmageek Maybe he was just letting you know what you were in for in diaperland?