That article was fucktacularly well-written. Proper fucking use of vocabulary, with high marks for tense, passive-agressiveactive voice, and declination.
Unfortunately, the fucktards it is speaking to will play the victim card, who will claim their sociopathic fucknuttery is a valuable contribution to society that should be protected, at the expense of the already-born, in some fevered misogynistic appropriation of “my body, my rights” pro-death cultism.
@mike808 like my east Texas redneck cousins that won’t get vaccinated but yet are throwing a huge christmas/housewarming party inviting a vast majority of relatives in their 60s and up. Thankfully, I have convinced my 80-something parents to decline.
@ironcheftoni@mike808
Thank goodness for that! I’ll be saying a prayer for everyone else who’s going to the covid breeding ground, I mean Christmas party! No need to bring a gift, they’ll be giving covid to everyone!
I do attest that I have never seen both the two separate persons WENDY MOLYNEUX and @Carl669 at the same time, so that is a confirming instance of the hypothesis that they are one and the same person.
(I could go on, but see https://www.jstor.org/stable/2182773 for more pedantry on this matter.)
Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!
I think that article make have used the word “fuck” more often than the movie Bad Santa for fuck sake.
114 fucks!
@narfcake Thank you! I lost track after the third paragraph
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!!
That article was fucktacularly well-written. Proper fucking use of vocabulary, with high marks for tense, passive-
agressiveactive voice, and declination.Unfortunately, the fucktards it is speaking to will play the victim card, who will claim their sociopathic fucknuttery is a valuable contribution to society that should be protected, at the expense of the already-born, in some fevered misogynistic appropriation of “my body, my rights” pro-death cultism.
@mike808 sadly that “My Body, My Rights” is only for Sociopaths. They don’ t a Frack about anyone else’s Right. Especially Women!
@mike808 like my east Texas redneck cousins that won’t get vaccinated but yet are throwing a huge christmas/housewarming party inviting a vast majority of relatives in their 60s and up. Thankfully, I have convinced my 80-something parents to decline.
@ironcheftoni @mike808 Somebody’s inheriting early!
@ironcheftoni @mike808
Thank goodness for that! I’ll be saying a prayer for everyone else who’s going to the covid breeding ground, I mean Christmas party! No need to bring a gift, they’ll be giving covid to everyone!
@ironcheftoni @mike808 @PocketBrain
In this case, it could be the parents. Not fun, but karma’s like that.
I do attest that I have never seen both the two separate persons WENDY MOLYNEUX and @Carl669 at the same time, so that is a confirming instance of the hypothesis that they are one and the same person.
(I could go on, but see https://www.jstor.org/stable/2182773 for more pedantry on this matter.)
@phendrick
In which of the infinitely iterative motherfucking Meh-alternate-timeline-universes did you never fucking see them together at the same fucking time?
@f00l ALL of them, including some I haven’t been to (such as the METAverse).
@f00l @phendrick
Or the more relevant MehTAverse, in which FarceBork is a side project run by Glen.
@phendrick Wait wait but we have seen photos of @carl669 and he is definitely not a she.
@carl669 @phendrick missed the edit window - although she sure could be his alter ego!
A masterpiece!
@f00l check your whispers silly arse!
Go in the fucking ocean and fuck a piranha.
Brilliant!
@ironcheftoni
Piranha are found in fresh water.
@werehatrack True, I was quoting the essay. I think when she wrote it, she was on a roll and wasn’t stopping for corrections.
Fuckin’ A.
That being said, the Piranha is strictly a river fish.
@PocketBrain
Sounds like a true Spiritual Motherfucking Quest, then.
@CaptAmehrican Nice grand fucking entrance for your return. Welcome back. Fucking loved it!!!
well, now that my alter ego has been outed, i’d just like you say, fuck you, you fucking fopdoodles.
thank you for coming to my TED talk.
@carl669
Your Fuckwad Ted Talk
I fucking FIFY, fucker.
You’re fucking welcome.
also, is it weird the thread image looks like the image of the goat trophy i posted way back when?