Florida/weirdness

f00l posted a pic said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 3:41pm ET

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-7087759/amp/Florida-man-escapes-police-calls-complain.html

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f00l said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 3:42pm ET:

Please add more evidence of weirdness in Florida as you become aware of other incidents. Thx.

/giphy florida weirdness

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- @f00l That picture is not weirdness. That is BEAUTY!!
  
  Kidsandliz said Tue, Sep 24th 2019 at 5:20pm ET
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shawn said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 3:46pm ET:

Here’s a fun game. Type /google florida man and then your birthday and see what comes up…

/google florida man april 20
Police: Florida Man Found Asleep In Taylor Swift’s Bed Charged …
https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/04/20/florida-man-charged-with-stalking-taylor-swift/

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- @shawn
  https://meh.com/forum/topics/okay-ill-do-it---florida-man-challenge
  
  medz said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 3:50pm ET
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- @medz yeah, why didn’t we do this with the /google slash command back then? looks like you were the only one to figure that out.
  
  shawn said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 3:53pm ET
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- /google florida man February 28
  Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics …
  https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-ends-standoff-after-police-offer-him-pizza
  
  capguncowboy said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 10:26am ET
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- @capguncowboy Pizza, is there anything it can’t do?
  
  therealjrn said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 10:56am ET
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- @shawn
  /google florida man november 22
  Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays …
  https://newschannel9.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-breaks-into-restaurant-strips-naked-eats-noodles-plays-bongos
  Well, weird enough, but not the right date google!
  
  thejackalope said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 1:25pm ET
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- @shawn Also, please post the name of your first pet, the street you grew up on, and your mother’s maiden name.
  
  And if it’s not too much trouble, your SSN.
  
  blaineg said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 5:15pm ET
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f00l said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 4:24pm ET:

Weird and somewhat less weird Florida-centered books mentioned here:

https://meh.com/forum/topics/may-2019-book-talk-and-book-deals#5cf035ca5de68e0e2014e365

/giphy gator

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- @f00l
  
  At least that gator’s conduct makes sense to most people.
  
  Perhaps humans weren’t meant to live in Florida.
  
  /giphy “it must be something in the water”
  
  f00l said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 4:26pm ET
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- @f00l
  /youtube crawl movie trailer
  
  RiotDemon said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 4:49pm ET
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- @f00l I forgot to mention that I rolled my eyes so hard at this trailer.
  
  I guess if you’ve never lived in Florida, you’d think this was pretty possible since gator bites have been on the news… It’s just so over the top.
  
  RiotDemon said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 6:55pm ET
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- @RiotDemon
  
  Perhaps not Raimi’s best work.
  
  f00l said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 7:47pm ET
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- @f00l @RiotDemon Well, Raimi’s just a producer here…
  But, keep in mind Raimi gave us the Evil Dead franchise AND Xena: Warrior Princess. Are chainsaw hands not over the top?
  
  Limewater said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 8:59am ET
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Cerridwyn said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 8:43pm ET:

/google florida man shawn
FACT CHECK: Was a Florida Man Arrested for Tranquilizing and …
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alligator-rape-arrest/

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- @shawn
  
  hehe
  
  Cerridwyn said Thu, May 30th 2019 at 8:43pm ET
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PooltoyWolf said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 12:57am ET:

I’ve lived here for all 30 of my years, so nothing seems weird anymore.

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- @PooltoyWolf I was born in Tampa. Grew up around Orlando BD. Lived up north awhile, came back to find eccentricity had slipped into insanity.
  
  OldCatLady said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 10:57am ET
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- @OldCatLady Yeah no kidding. Also ‘BD’?
  
  PooltoyWolf said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 12:42pm ET
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- @OldCatLady @PooltoyWolf before Disney?
  
  djslack said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 3:01pm ET
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- @djslack @OldCatLady Ah, thanks! I’m not old enough
  
  PooltoyWolf said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 3:46pm ET
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- @PooltoyWolf I’m guessing. I’m not sure when Disney world was built, myself.
  
  djslack said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 5:03pm ET
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- @djslack @PooltoyWolf AKA BM, ‘Before Mouse’.
  
  OldCatLady said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 6:10pm ET
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- @djslack World came after Land, in about 1971 I think.
  
  PooltoyWolf said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 6:37pm ET
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Seeds said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 8:01am ET:

/google Florida man October 13
Cops: Florida man hides heroin, drug in 5-year-old’s shirt
https://www.winknews.com/2018/10/13/cops-florida-man-hides-heroin-drug-in-5-year-olds-shirt/

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- Yikes. Bad even for Florida.
  
  Seeds said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 8:02am ET
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djslack said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 7:04pm ET:

/google Florida man February 29
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police …
https://www.golfdigest.com/story/florida-man-claiming-people-were-eating-his-brains-leads-police-on-insane-golf-course-chase

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ThaatGuy said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 7:22pm ET:

I will be announcing my Second Term Presidential Run with First Lady Melania, Vice President Mike Pence, and Second Lady Karen Pence on June 18th in Orlando, Florida, at the 20,000 seat Amway Center. Join us for this Historic Rally! Tickets: https://t.co/1krDP2oQvG

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2019

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tinamarie1974 said Fri, May 31st 2019 at 7:54pm ET:

I changed it to woman, well because I am not a man. Here you go and you are welcome!

Florida woman shot after performing sexual act for Pringles and $5,

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walarney said Tue, Sep 24th 2019 at 5:09pm ET:

Florida woman…
https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/article_e046c5fc-dd5c-11e9-ba1e-8fc42923739b.html

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- @walarney that poor camel.
  
  RiotDemon said Tue, Sep 24th 2019 at 5:57pm ET
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- @walarney this is the ad I was shown in that article:
  
  djslack said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 12:35am ET
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