I voted “smart” capabilities, but I specifically meant voice control stuff like Alexa/Google/Siri. And I don’t mean compatible with the thing in your home, but “hey Alexa Backpack, do I have my Intro to Geology textbook in there?” or “okay Google toilet, give me my shit stats for the month.”
@Moose That is really a great idea! About the poopstats I mean. You know if your toilet could sample the DNA and or blood in your poop it could report to you on your overall health. It might detect cancer way early. Probably be an expensive toilet or perhaps you could stick Bluetooth capable poop-detectors to the sides of your toilet that would send the sample readings to your smart device.
I voted “smart” capabilities, but I specifically meant voice control stuff like Alexa/Google/Siri. And I don’t mean compatible with the thing in your home, but “hey Alexa Backpack, do I have my Intro to Geology textbook in there?” or “okay Google toilet, give me my shit stats for the month.”
@Moose I would love to know my monthly shit stats. Much easier than weighing myself before and after.
@Moose That is really a great idea! About the poopstats I mean. You know if your toilet could sample the DNA and or blood in your poop it could report to you on your overall health. It might detect cancer way early. Probably be an expensive toilet or perhaps you could stick Bluetooth capable poop-detectors to the sides of your toilet that would send the sample readings to your smart device.
@accelerator @Moose
@accelerator @Moose That is a great idea! My bet is that Fitbit will come out with it in a few years.
Batteries. Especially if “everything” is a “refrigerator”.
Cryptocurrency mining code
@medz beat me to it!
They haven’t managed to put Bluetooth on my calculator-tamagotchi yet…
Truck Nutz?
/giphy truck nutz
Back to calculators.
GPS locator chip.
Drone capabilities.
India get a KFC bucket that turned in to a drone. Anything can be a drone. Fidget spinner propellers, speaker dock body—meh-drones for all.
guns
@spacemart - That’s what the picatinny rails are for.
Bitcoin-mining GPUs.
Speech. All kids toys talk these days.
@ACraigL
Can you do us up a portrait of Lord Bezos in full Imperial Regalia?
Be sure to include the calculator, bluetooth, solar panels, and picatinny rails.
Oh, and the bird.
@aetris Instead of the bird, shouldn’t it be an octopus?
@rtjhnstn - You can’t go wrong with octopuses. Octopi. Octopedes? Those eight-legged invertebrates, anyway.
@aetris @rtjhnstn Jefftopi or Bezoctopi or Octobezos?
@Thumperchick - Octobezos is the correct usage: there’s only one of him. But with a LOT of arms. And many, many suckers!
Nobody stated the obvious: The Meh logo (or related branding).
I mean, so far there have been: tumblers, socks (in a way), t-shirts, tote bags, drawstring bags, stickers, aprons, pillows, snap cables, wine…
VR.
Let’s drop the price to $0 for 100 to test my theory that you can’t give these things away.
@sourhead With free shipping, of course.
A red dot sight
stun guns
They will make drone restaurants.