Edgar Allan Poetato Chips
Arthur C Clark Bars
Papa John’s Grisham
Kingsley “Famous” Amis
Sara-Harper Lee
John Cougar Melonscoop [he writes songs]
(I think I’m reaching now, better quit & go to bed)
Whoa. I actually looked at the write-up this morning (after sobering up a bit) and realized that I apparently posted a couple that were already in the write-up. That’s embarrassing, but I blame the alcohol. From here on out, to avoid embarrassment, I pledge not to allow myself to sober up anymore…
William Shakes 'n Beer
Agatha Crispy
Leo Tollhouse
Dan Brownie
Alistair MacNugget
Stephanie Oscar Meyer
Ann Rice Crispy Treat
Robin Cookie
Lewis Carrot
Patricia Corndog
Cracker Jack London
Ernest Hummusway
Edgar Allan Poetato Chips
Arthur C Clark Bars
Papa John’s Grisham
Kingsley “Famous” Amis
Sara-Harper Lee
John Cougar Melonscoop [he writes songs]
(I think I’m reaching now, better quit & go to bed)
DEEZ NUTS
Cracker Jack London
The best one was Anton Chexhov though!
Isnaac Asimov.
Lewis Carmol
Robert A. Heineken
Whoa. I actually looked at the write-up this morning (after sobering up a bit) and realized that I apparently posted a couple that were already in the write-up. That’s embarrassing, but I blame the alcohol. From here on out, to avoid embarrassment, I pledge not to allow myself to sober up anymore…
Teriyaki Pratchett
Peter Bagel
Eat-It Wharton
James Juice
Winston C. Churchilli-dog (yes, he was an author, too…)
Samuel Clementines
J. R. R. Tollhouse Cookies
Stephen King-size Snickers
Janet Evanovichyssoise soup
Oreo Henry
George R. R. Martini