Edgar Allan Poetato Chips
Arthur C Clark Bars
Papa John’s Grisham
Kingsley “Famous” Amis
Sara-Harper Lee
John Cougar Melonscoop [he writes songs]
(I think I’m reaching now, better quit & go to bed)
Whoa. I actually looked at the write-up this morning (after sobering up a bit) and realized that I apparently posted a couple that were already in the write-up. That’s embarrassing, but I blame the alcohol. From here on out, to avoid embarrassment, I pledge not to allow myself to sober up anymore…
Agatha Crispy
Edgar Allan Poetato Chips
Arthur C Clark Bars
Papa John’s Grisham
Kingsley “Famous” Amis
Sara-Harper Lee
John Cougar Melonscoop [he writes songs]
(I think I’m reaching now, better quit & go to bed)
Whoa. I actually looked at the write-up this morning (after sobering up a bit) and realized that I apparently posted a couple that were already in the write-up. That’s embarrassing, but I blame the alcohol. From here on out, to avoid embarrassment, I pledge not to allow myself to sober up anymore…
Ann Rice Crispy Treat
Ernest Hummusway
Dan Brownie
Lewis Carrot
Isnaac Asimov.
Teriyaki Pratchett
Cracker Jack London
Robert A. Heineken
Samuel Clementines
J. R. R. Tollhouse Cookies
William Shakes 'n Beer
Leo Tollhouse
Alistair MacNugget
Stephanie Oscar Meyer
Patricia Corndog
Cracker Jack London
The best one was Anton Chexhov though!
Winston C. Churchilli-dog (yes, he was an author, too…)
Stephen King-size Snickers
Janet Evanovichyssoise soup
Oreo Henry
George R. R. Martini
Robin Cookie
DEEZ NUTS
Lewis Carmol
Eat-It Wharton
James Juice
Peter Bagel