Mehnergizer
@shahnm EverRatty
@shahnm StuckInALoop
Not OKmart
NoKia
Amazoff.
Wasted Management
Rockmeh Collins
catshirtsmoot.
Messy’s
Byefresh. HelloRot
Slightly off Target
Missed the Market Hall
Bloomingfails
Butter, It’s Not! Is a real product available at Kroger’s. Probably the most memorable store brand product.
[Picture from the web, I don’t keep foods that expired more than 6 years ago.]
I Guess
![Vegan Bacon][1]
[1]: I know. It’s a travesty.
@rtjhnstn We gotta use up all the extra vegans somehow…
@therealjrn And I thought the most efficient way was to make vegan leather handbags.
mehjer
CrapDonald’s
Departmeh stores:
@narfcake
Sears
@therealjrn They last showed a profit in 2010. $11+ billion losses since, from 3,500+ stores to like 500 now. The stock has been under $1 now … /8ball Odds of survival? Don’t count on it
@narfcake I thought the second one should have been Needless Markup.
@rtjhnstn Ha!
I thought about posting some defunct store too, but that would have made the list even longer. So here they are:
Notflix Amehzon Prime Video MehSpace
Victoria’s Kibitizes
Mehembers Only
MehGI Wednesday’s
Trader Mehtthew’s
@heartny /image whole paycheck market
@narfcake That’s what I always call it. Truth is often spoken in jest
@heartny @narfcake you’re a genius for finding that. That is fucking gold.
Mehnergizer
@shahnm EverRatty
@shahnm StuckInALoop
Not OKmart
NoKia
Amazoff.
Wasted Management
Rockmeh Collins
catshirtsmoot.
Messy’s
Byefresh. HelloRot
Slightly off Target
Missed the Market Hall
Bloomingfails
Butter, It’s Not! Is a real product available at Kroger’s. Probably the most memorable store brand product.
[Picture from the web, I don’t keep foods that expired more than 6 years ago.]
I Guess
![Vegan Bacon][1]
[1]: I know. It’s a travesty.
@rtjhnstn We gotta use up all the extra vegans somehow…
@therealjrn And I thought the most efficient way was to make vegan leather handbags.
mehjer
CrapDonald’s
Departmeh stores:
@narfcake
@therealjrn They last showed a profit in 2010. $11+ billion losses since, from 3,500+ stores to like 500 now. The stock has been under $1 now …
/8ball Odds of survival?
Don’t count on it
@narfcake I thought the second one should have been Needless Markup.
@rtjhnstn Ha!
I thought about posting some defunct store too, but that would have made the list even longer. So here they are:
Notflix
Amehzon Prime Video
MehSpace
Victoria’s Kibitizes
Mehembers Only
MehGI Wednesday’s
Trader Mehtthew’s
@heartny
/image whole paycheck market
@narfcake That’s what I always call it. Truth is often spoken in jest
@heartny @narfcake you’re a genius for finding that. That is fucking gold.