@jayplus707 I needed a bit of reasoning at this hour. Thank you.
Now if you’ll just send this bundle to my nondescript P.O box, I’ll send you a postcard from Zihautanejo.
@laurelnev my fuku was pretty ok, but I don’t use anything from it except the Dexter mug. The wireless headphones are too heavy for all day and the iot egg tray was not something i wanted.
@shortman@uwacn Oh, that’s mean! I didn’t have the munchies until I got this notif and thought about caramel corn. Now I’m making caramel and walnut (turtle) brownies.
And thus begins the story of a serial killer never to be caught, that only murders woods-joggers with specific earbud and armband sets with plastic knives all across the US.
It’s like Meh dropped a bunch of boxes down the stairs, gathered up armloads of whatever was strewn about at random, drank heavily for several days, and in a hung-over stupor, engineered a spec list that, at the time, seemed cohesive.
Priced like a triple Fuko and could bring it back down to normal Fuko pricing with a VMPBRIBE coupon code… but still not worth it. Can’t even call it VMPBRIBE bait.
Better yet, why did I buy this without asking if the activity tracker supports Android, or before checking if my giant phone would fit the armband (I don’t think it does)? Oh well
Graaaah! Look, if you want to look like an idiot in that picture, the last one before you “die,” then yeah, buy this and wear the hideous pseudo slap bracelet of a fitness tracker. The cops will shrug and say, “We’da killed him, too. You see his wrist? That was awful.” Heck, let’s be completely honest. You won’t last that first jog. Even if some cyclist doesn’t swerve to hit you, no swarm of starlings divebombs you, no mudslide takes you out, then you still will have to worry about dieing of shame.
@lasdeauna@phendrick it appears to be the valid word list for Texas Lottery game #435, a crossword scratch-off ticket. I never knew the scratch tickets had to be described in such detail before.
The Keep Talking game is a virtual reality game and they have versions for at least Oculus Rift and Samsung Gear or Google Daydream VR kits. Basically one person is in VR looking at a time bomb and other players in actual reality have to talk the defuser through defeating the bomb before it explodes.
I just LOVE the anticipation of a good bundle. Waiting with bated breath, wondering, as the page loads, what wild yarn Meh has woven that connects whatever unusually, distinct crap they can reign in.
I’m not totally disappointed with this one. I’m glad to see the flexware camping stuff again—perhaps it will continue to resurface until I can finally justify buying it (cuz who doesn’t want a mug you can turn into a frisbee?!), even though I will never make plans to go camping.
But seriously, the more I think about it, the more I like the idea of strapping my phone to my arm for those pocketless, errand running, Saturday mornings. (But not for like, actual running.)
@mtknox@narfcake This Meh offering has now reached epic levels of Meh, dragging heretofore unheard from Mehtizens out from under their bridges, to post vitriol tempered by needless euphism. Meh indeed!
As an aside, @mtknox is a rare breed. A long time Mehtizen who seemingly enjoys paying $5 a month for a “V” badge s/he neither uses for purchases nor postings.
I could always use a few more they make great gifts for friends kids . I’ve got several of these over the years. I was curious because the listing doesn’t say. Is it two, 20 or 100?
I bought this…love the silicon/aluminum camp ware. I keep the bowls and cups in our emergency kit (light and don’t take up much space), and pull them out for camping. Don’t know what I’ll do with the rest of it…
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x MyGuard Clip or Armband
3x Pull Pins (1 installed, 2 extra)
1x Charging cable
1x ECHOS Aluminum Bluetooth Earbuds
1x Micro-USB Cable for charging
3x Earbud Tips in 3-Sizes
1x Quick Start Guide
1x Happeseat®s
1x Flexware mug
1x Flexware cup
1x Double Up Cup
Pictures
Bundle
Cup
Flat cup
Double up cup
Split up cup
Double up bowl
Split up bowl
Mug
Alarm arm thing
On the arm
Activity tracker
Back of it
Earbuds
Zoomed out
Happeseat
How to mount
Glen
Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Oct 30 - Tuesday, Oct 31
no thank you
Cost a meh bundle
If they put all this crap in a mystery box and called it a fuku they’d sell at least a couple of hundred within seconds.
@jayplus707 this is Meh, and you are being logical.
@jayplus707 I needed a bit of reasoning at this hour. Thank you.
Now if you’ll just send this bundle to my nondescript P.O box, I’ll send you a postcard from Zihautanejo.
@jayplus707 it’s the bags, man.
Fake you, meh!
If this is what actually getting a fuku is like, guess I really HAVEN’T missed out on anything…
@laurelnev I was just thinking the same thing.
@laurelnev my fuku was pretty ok, but I don’t use anything from it except the Dexter mug. The wireless headphones are too heavy for all day and the iot egg tray was not something i wanted.
@laurelnev the fuku costs a third as much (or half as much if you add $5 for shipping to each), so it has that going for it.
I’m drunk and so confused. To buy or not? I’m going with not because I’m still not very stupid when drunk.
@shortman Stoned at a 6 and still not that stupid either. No meh for me today
@shortman @venussuz Im stoned at 7 and thinking that some caramel corn would look real nice in that orange bowl. But Im not going to eat a seat cover.
@shortman @uwacn Oh, that’s mean! I didn’t have the munchies until I got this notif and thought about caramel corn. Now I’m making caramel and walnut (turtle) brownies.
@shortman if you’re still sober enough to know better then you need to keep drinking
Any more offers like this and I think I’ll kill myself.
Hmmm…well may I should buy this??
@eeterrific Are you Vanessa Trump?
You went over my ten dollar junk limit. Fifteen bucks is too much like real money.
@sammydog01 I understand that $15 is just enough to keep bed bugs from eating your pillow case.
And thus begins the story of a serial killer never to be caught, that only murders woods-joggers with specific earbud and armband sets with plastic knives all across the US.
Can’t wait for that podcast.
It’s like Meh dropped a bunch of boxes down the stairs, gathered up armloads of whatever was strewn about at random, drank heavily for several days, and in a hung-over stupor, engineered a spec list that, at the time, seemed cohesive.
If I fake my death will I lose my VMP status?
@hafner No. They’ll keep charging your credit card every month.
@hafner @shahnm It will just mean “Virtually Murdered Person”. No one will need to know.
$15 for this, or $15 for another catshirt?
/no buy
@narfcake Why, you can have both!
/giphy freedom
@narfcake I was cycling through giphys, and I believe I’ll keep this one.
@shahnm If I
wastespend $15 on thisbundleshit, I won’tspendwaste $15 on a catshirt.@narfcake Can it really be considered a waste if it nets you a catshirt?
@narfcake @shahnm I can see why!!
@shahnm
Better not tell you now
/8ball Well?
What are they gonna put into fukus after these bundles?
@username The leftovers of these leftovers.
@narfcake @username I think the fitness trackers are breeding.
@username The actually good stuff, obviously.
why Why WHY!!!.. Delilah?
Priced like a triple Fuko and could bring it back down to normal Fuko pricing with a VMPBRIBE coupon code… but still not worth it. Can’t even call it VMPBRIBE bait.
I am tempted to get this bundle for my wife, but the results would not be fake.
WTF?? Is this another Fuku without the Fuku?
OMG FUKU!!! Seriously, WTF… So Very Meh!
Why did I buy this?
Better yet, why did I buy this without asking if the activity tracker supports Android, or before checking if my giant phone would fit the armband (I don’t think it does)? Oh well
@cpierce according to amazon it does work on android https://www.amazon.com/SilverCrest-Fitness-Tracker/dp/B075SV7VRF
Yep. This is more like the meh we all love!
But I’m still not gonna buy this shit.
But I don’t want any of that stuff. Next!
Wait for it.
Wait for iiiiit.
Aaaannnnd…
Graaaah! Look, if you want to look like an idiot in that picture, the last one before you “die,” then yeah, buy this and wear the hideous pseudo slap bracelet of a fitness tracker. The cops will shrug and say, “We’da killed him, too. You see his wrist? That was awful.” Heck, let’s be completely honest. You won’t last that first jog. Even if some cyclist doesn’t swerve to hit you, no swarm of starlings divebombs you, no mudslide takes you out, then you still will have to worry about dieing of shame.
@simplersimon Well, we’re waiting…!
@simplersimon It’ll be legen…
@simplersimon …dary.
@shahnm 13 hour pause. Nice.
Of course only the Meh packing department’s and the “victim’s” fingerprints will be found on the strewn items…
Here is a real bundle for ya’…
It can’t all be bad, can it?
/buy
@phendrick It worked! Your order number is: awake-blind-cable
/image awake blind cable
@mediocrebot wut?
@phendrick That looks reminiscent of some of the code keys in the manual for Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes. Maddening.
@mediocrebot @phendrick I would love to know what that’s all about.
@lasdeauna I tracked it down:
https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth101100/m1/138/
Haven’t read yet what it is actually for, though (maybe later, too busy now).
@djslack Thanks for the game reference; will check it out later. Of course, my just-past-teen-age son says he has played several versions.
@lasdeauna @phendrick it appears to be the valid word list for Texas Lottery game #435, a crossword scratch-off ticket. I never knew the scratch tickets had to be described in such detail before.
The Keep Talking game is a virtual reality game and they have versions for at least Oculus Rift and Samsung Gear or Google Daydream VR kits. Basically one person is in VR looking at a time bomb and other players in actual reality have to talk the defuser through defeating the bomb before it explodes.
Should be called the Hey-Can-You-Throw-This-Away-For-Us Bundle. Looks like you finally ran out of candy corn, so that’s a plus.
/giphy comedic particular produce
Another Sad Saturday Shit bundle.
@sligett A.S.S.S.
I just LOVE the anticipation of a good bundle. Waiting with bated breath, wondering, as the page loads, what wild yarn Meh has woven that connects whatever unusually, distinct crap they can reign in.
I’m not totally disappointed with this one. I’m glad to see the flexware camping stuff again—perhaps it will continue to resurface until I can finally justify buying it (cuz who doesn’t want a mug you can turn into a frisbee?!), even though I will never make plans to go camping.
/giphy actual-spiffy-corsair
@pyroguy7 I have that keyboard!
But seriously, the more I think about it, the more I like the idea of strapping my phone to my arm for those pocketless, errand running, Saturday mornings. (But not for like, actual running.)
Happy-Fragrant-Duck
@spinedoc I’m pretty sure I saw that on the menu at the local Chinese joint…
I’ve never felt compelled to make a comment before. But this pile of turds demands it.
@mtknox Welcome! You need to post more often!
FWIW, there’s no need to soften your language here; ‘pile of shit’ is a valid descriptor.
@mtknox @narfcake This Meh offering has now reached epic levels of Meh, dragging heretofore unheard from Mehtizens out from under their bridges, to post vitriol tempered by needless euphism. Meh indeed!
As an aside, @mtknox is a rare breed. A long time Mehtizen who seemingly enjoys paying $5 a month for a “V” badge s/he neither uses for purchases nor postings.
@shahnm or a Casemates Kickstarter backer…
Is it really that bad? I mean, I’m not buying it but I have gotten worse here.
@luv4stephen Hence Meh.
Suggestion, you get the car detailed, then use the seat cover (& gloves, not included) to move the car & not leave evidence.
Disappointed in the last Meh pic - come on, where’s the fake death scene?
I don’t want to fake my own death for money…I want to do it to see who shows up to the funeral and who is upset.
People who don’t show would have flaming dog crap on there porch for years…aholes
Hurr durr…cannot unsee
@op12 also, cannot see.
@djslack ENHANCE…how about now?
@djslack @op12 Here:
merciful-renewed-hound,it’s literally been months since I’ve wasted any money here. Oh I feel the nostalgia coming back, and there it goes.
Ha… this is the murder weapon? the fakeness is called out!
https://morningsave.com/deals/blue-packware-knife
How many of these fitness trackes do we get? It doesn’t say
@joebuddah How many do you need? It’s cheating if you add the numbers from multiple trackers and post the total.
I could always use a few more they make great gifts for friends kids . I’ve got several of these over the years. I was curious because the listing doesn’t say. Is it two, 20 or 100?
@joebuddah Per “What’s in the Box?”
… zero! Which I don’t think is the intention, since meh is trying to get rid of them!
(Cc: @dave)
I used my happ e seat today. That is a good deal if you want to keep your sweat from sinking into your car seat.
/buy 2
Actually liked the bowls, need some more for the kids
@Bakasama It worked! Your order number is: precious-external-tick
/image precious external tick
Honestly I was just waiting for another bundle because I wanted to give a friend an activity tracker
I bought this…love the silicon/aluminum camp ware. I keep the bowls and cups in our emergency kit (light and don’t take up much space), and pull them out for camping. Don’t know what I’ll do with the rest of it…
I forced my oversize Samsung J7 into the phone holder; it may take the Jaws of Life to get it back out again…