Everything is ruined!
22My wife just told me she stopped by Meh.com this morning because her friend was asking about it (my Jenny has talked about all the ridiculous things I have purchased here). She said she liked the towels and asked me to buy them. I said I would if she agreed to never, ever, ever come back here.
The jig is up, I’m going dark for a bit. The towels look nice, though. I’m in hiding.
/giphy bouncy-caring-expert
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[and off in a dark but well-appointed corner office, we hear a soft “Mwa-ha-ha! Just as I planned. And you’ll be back, oh yes.”]
And now she’ll know where all the crap comes from
@Star2236 Including some of the crappy ideas, and the urge to get a crappy tattoo!!
(I joke, the tattoos are splendid.)
This popped into my mind immediately…
@gogrrl LOL… love it!
I remember an old web site I used to go to- It was a humorous news aggregator. At one point they experimented allowing you to link a dating profile to your forum account.
Being married, I had no use of a dating profile, so I uploaded a picture of a cat and on my description I wrote “meow meow, go away, I don’t want to date you, I’m a cat”.
My wife found it and told me she loved it. I had no idea she had been checking out my profile before that… Makes me wonder if she’s been checking up on me elsewhere over the years…
Not that I mind if she does, I don’t write anything too bad and she’s a wonderful woman and I’m very lucky to have her…
@OnionSoup You might as well finish that last post with “Hi, honey!”