Emoji movie trailer featuring Meh

looseneck had a video to watch said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 7:58am ET

I was just informed this is an actual movie:

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djslack said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 8:37am ET:

Ugh.

Is the movie all in portrait format? Because that would make it even better!

The shining bright part of this is that Meh is the spokesperson.

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- @djslack It’s even in 3D! Wasn’t 4D available? It’s surely going straight to DVD.
  Patrick Stewart is the Poop - the only saving grace (maybe.)
  
  looseneck said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 9:07am ET
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- @djslack I guess they forgot to turn their camera to the horizontal filming position.
  
  RiotDemon said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 9:19am ET
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- @looseneck There was an preview for it at the movie theater, so I think not.
  
  sammydog01 said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 10:41am ET
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Mehsturbator said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 9:22am ET:

I just looked this up. It is real. Between this and tomorrow, I have pretty much officially lost all faith in humanity.

Though the poster is kind of funny for around here.
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzczMzQ0MDYzMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODUyMjI5MDI@.V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL.jpg

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cengland0 said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 9:25am ET:

If it’s going to be a vertical video, you can count on me not watching.
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- @cengland0 meanwhile, it’s going to get worse since most phones will accommodate watching vertical videos now. Sucks for the people that watch it on a computer or tv.
  
  RiotDemon said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 9:32am ET
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CaptAmehrican said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 9:30am ET:

Does meh have trump hair on purpose??

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Moose said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 10:08am ET:

Yikes, I thought the trailer was bad when I first saw it. Didn’t know they made a vertical version, but it makes sense considering the target audience is dumb as dogshit.

Here’s the “better” one:

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- @Moose Quantifying the intelligence of canine fecal matter seems like exactly the sort of thing you should do, and then win an Ig Nobel Prize for.
  
  Mehsturbator said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 11:56am ET
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thismyusername said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 10:36am ET:

yes that is captain picard…

http://www.avclub.com/article/holy-shit-patrick-stewart-poop-emoji-movie-248662

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- @thismyusername More like Captain Poocard
  
  Moose said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 10:55am ET
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- @Moose
  
  You HAD to go there. Didn’t you.
  
  (Factual sign of disappointment, no question needed.)
  
  shruggie said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 11:10am ET
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shruggie said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 11:07am ET:

Your loss if you don’t check out the drunk thread.

I’d hvae julmbded the avboe stmeetatnt, but I codulnt’t do taht AND mkae it a lnik. Too lzay to fnid a wokruraodnd rhigt tihs moemtnt.

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- @shruggie I can’t keep going to every thread every hour just to see a new message! Maybe a new app is required.
  
  looseneck said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 11:32am ET
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PocketBrain said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 11:10am ET:

ZOMGZOMGZOMG Steven Wright is Meh!!!
ZOMG!!

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- @PocketBrain Target audience doesn’t even know who the hell he is
  /image stephen wright
  
  looseneck said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 11:30am ET
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- @PocketBrain He is perfect for my impression of it. I have no desire to see the trailer in any format.
  
  speediedelivery said Thu, Jan 19th 2017 at 1:08pm ET
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