@fuzzyninja@Ignorant Yes, it’s a flavor on a snack mix. I’m actually sitting here eating double milk chocolate peanuts from the first sale of these. But I’m going to resist this time as I joined a gym today.
This is the 4th order I’ve placed in April and it’s not even a week in. Either Meh is fine-tuning their product choices with some next-level data mining or… I guess my standards have gotten lower.
/giphy easy to please
@kalfaz
Yes, was not impressed with these snacks and will not be buying this time. Crazy if people are paying full price for this crap. Harry and David at this price would be awesome. Love their chocolate covered fruits and nuts.
He put the box down on the table. Damn it, not again. The blackouts were back. The last time he checked that box there were three days left. Now it was a week old, and he didn’t remember anything in between.
He called Carla. Her hair smelled like angels aught to smell. It seemed almost quaint, calling someone in the age of text. Pick up, please pick up. Answer the goddamn phone, Carla Voicemail. Another chuckling anachronism. Who even knows how to check that anymore?
The front door exploded inward. Cops. No knock. No wonder Carla didn’t answer, traitorous bitch. Out the back in a hurry, two potshots over his shoulder to slow them down a little.
Back inside, Eddie was new on the force.
“Bobby, check this out - says here these Honey Mustard Bites expired April 18.”
“And he was gonna eat 'em anyway, that bastard. He was gonna eat 'em four days into May. Good thing we got that tip.”
“Should we go after him?”
“Nah, he’ll turn up. See anything missing here?”
“Let’s see…the chocolate’s all here, the fruit…wait, where’s the yogurt peanuts?”
“You catch on quick, kid. We’ll pick him up next blackout. He can’t stay clean for long. None of them can.”
@rekdtaco … Joshua looked at the recipes laid out on his desk. He smiled, a proud Pappa sending his children out into the world.
The blackouts from the yogurt had been easy enough, and the superhuman rage in the honey mustard was a neat trick, but the cran-cherry nut mix … the cran-cherry nut mix would be his masterpiece.
He flicked his Zippo lighter, dropped it into a trashcan of oil-soaked rags, and went home to watch the news and wait. Behind him the fire crept up the desk, consuming all of the recipes. Even the one marked “Antidote”.
Although it might be because where I’m walking around in NJ and NY, I’m surrounded by so much chometz than what I usually notice, and that whatever I see looks better than normal.
Keep an eye out on MorningSave though. From time to time they do a new Meh Encore lineup, and the last Edible Arrangements listing was in Meh Encore 5.
I think all of these, save for the colorful ones (that may be the fruit & chocolate bites?) were in the last Edible Arrangement offering. They were all fantastic, save for the truffles, which were horrifyingly artificial-tasting messes of cloying goo surrounded by way-too-hard-and-way-too-nasty chocolate shells. I love truffles, those were insults to the word ‘truffle’. Presumably there’s no ‘best by’ date on them, because they begin life inedible. Again, A+ on the rest of the stuff though.
@unmlobo300 While I am not on a diet, what I eat does not include this crap. I do eat decent chocolate, but in moderation. None of that is decent chocolate. In fact I’d just toss that junk, if given it (well toss into the student lounge rather than the trash can). Not to mention the combinations sound disgusting to me. But then again I don’t eat most junk food because it tastes terrible.
@ekw NO WAY!!! When I used to take people camping, etc. for a living (Outward Bound and similar programs). Some of them were vegan. Got sick and tired of some of the limitations of that diet. Sorry. I happen to like meat. And milk. And bacon (although since I know it isn’t good for you I rarely eat it). And fish.
@emt305 wait! It cut off before you see how it ends. Do the last 3 rows also collapse? Does the now sword-shaped leaf stab its attacker? What happens?!?!
I’m on the fence about these boxes. I didn’t buy the last round of boxes only to be rewarded a couple of weeks later when they showed up in the “Win Them Back Bundle” for cheaper than the original offer price PLUS a bonus of other useless stuff (except for the Hydro razors—those are always useful).
Do I hold out and wait for them to appear in a bundle? Do I buy now so I don’t miss out on expiring snacks I don’t need? Oh the decisions!
Do you think meh will bring back their deal (VIP something) on free shipping? At least 5 deals in the past month I would have bought if I had free shipping?
Enjoyed the last batch- shared the love and got nice stacking boxes out of it. The ribbon and the plastic strap made great “5 minutes of fun” cat toys to boot.
My grandkids are always say I don’t have anything for them to snack on. Well here they go. I know some of you out there are thinking they still don’t have anything to snack on!
@fairchild521 My grandma always had hard butterscotch candies and little debbie zebra cakes…Also homemade sugar cookies. Oh, and generic fruit popsicles. Edit: also stale generic corn chips and doritos
WhenTF will I get this? You said by April 5th, its now the 11th. I tracked it and why the hell does it go from CT to WestVA to TX only to be sent back this way to NY. If you sent it to NY from CT wouldn’t of that made more sense? Don’t worry I won’t be crazy like this again. Hope it comes soon. I just hope the TX heat don’t destroy it all together…
Just got mine in the mail today. I ordered the big box, and I’m pleased. As with the others, the packaging is quite cute and largely unmarked and will be able to be reused at Christmas to wrap gifts. My friends will enjoy the treats on Game Nights.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Boxes full of holiday joy
Price Comparison
Classic Holiday Favorites: $45 at Edible Arrangements
Indulgent Holiday Surprise: $49 at Edible Arrangements
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
these make the weirdest margaritas…
Yumm-meh!
Damn, I don’t need this.
I’ll take two.
@Barney i can feel my waistline increasing just reading the treats included.
@hchavers I can feel my waistline decreasing by not buying it…
No candy corn?
Total of like 2 lbs worth of old snacks. Meh.
@osiris3mc Over 2.5 lbs of old snacks.
Food for thought
meh gets me
/buy
@awk It worked! Your order number is: ruddy-graceful-cord
/image ruddy graceful cord
Eat it.
I hate you guys. I just finished off the stacked boxes. My second set.
/buy
@craigthom It worked! Your order number is: misunderstood-talented-feather
/image misunderstood talented feather
A lot of the second box is close to expiring…
@ELUNO Like that matters.
@ELUNO eat it before the expiration date, because that’s when it instantly turns to poison
@ELUNO You gotta look at the bright side two of the items in the box have really really long dates!
Needs Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
“Edible” as in eat-able, or “edible” as in “only have one and wait a couple hours”?
@SPRUNT Now I’m just imagining marijuana-laced edibles becoming common enough that even Meh will sell them.
Maybe in like five years.
@Kawa One can only hope!
@Kawa @SPRUNT weedmates.com
So tempted!
/buy
@venussuz It worked! Your order number is: thrilling-guided-hyena
/image thrilling guided hyena
@mediocrebot Damned edible arrangements are my kryptonite. OK, and Reeses. Oh yeah, Cadbury caramel eggs, too.
That Crème Brulee Mix is taking up a spot that could be filled with a ready to eat snack.
@Ignorant And what’s in a creme brulee mix, anyway? Eggs, milk, vanilla, sugar. Which of these ingredients is processed into a mix?
@Ignorant Pretty sure its like a trail mix.
@fuzzyninja ok good so it’s ready to eat, much better. Thanks
@fuzzyninja @Ignorant Yes, it’s a flavor on a snack mix. I’m actually sitting here eating double milk chocolate peanuts from the first sale of these. But I’m going to resist this time as I joined a gym today.
Is it Christmas already? So that’s why it’s snowing.
This is the 4th order I’ve placed in April and it’s not even a week in. Either Meh is fine-tuning their product choices with some next-level data mining or… I guess my standards have gotten lower.
/giphy easy to please
@awk Meh has that affect on people, the urge for useless stuff on sale. My wife saves money with all the sales she finds.
Sorry @awk , can’t blame this one on data-mining.
@awk Why not both?
the honey mustard bites were a terrifying mix-in to the last pack, late at night when you’re looking for a sweet snack. truly evil
@truestalpaca Those things were surprisingly good!
@truestalpaca Probably even eviler after their expiration date. Yum!
Meh. C’mon, these are mediocre snacks anyway. Can’t we at least get something higher-end like about to expire from igourmet or Harry & David.
@kalfaz
@kalfaz These snacks are wonderful.
@Barney @kalfaz There’s pistachio’s in there?
@lichme Dunno, I haven’t finished the other edibles yet.
@kalfaz seriously, $6.50 a lb for about to expire garbage. At least make it something worthwhile that’s about to expire.
@kalfaz
Yes, was not impressed with these snacks and will not be buying this time. Crazy if people are paying full price for this crap. Harry and David at this price would be awesome. Love their chocolate covered fruits and nuts.
@Barney yep and I hear sewer rat taste like pumpkin pie.
@kalfaz I love pumpkin pie.
@Ignorant I prefer
@kalfaz gnome hats?
@Ignorant @kalfaz meteoroids
/giphy bulbous-boiling-mummy
/image indulgent
Package isn’t a tower of boxes. pass.
/buy -c VMPBRIBE
@Ignorant It worked! Your order number is: drab-unforgiving-hall
/image drab unforgiving hall
I haven’t seen anything worth purchasing in a while now. What’s really going on???
@caramel444 yeah, what is really going on? Someone get to the bottom of this.
If I wanted piles of expired shit I’d be talking to this guy:
https://newjersey.craigslist.org/zip/d/free-coconut-water-coconut/6544854781.html
He put the box down on the table. Damn it, not again. The blackouts were back. The last time he checked that box there were three days left. Now it was a week old, and he didn’t remember anything in between.
He called Carla. Her hair smelled like angels aught to smell. It seemed almost quaint, calling someone in the age of text. Pick up, please pick up. Answer the goddamn phone, Carla Voicemail. Another chuckling anachronism. Who even knows how to check that anymore?
The front door exploded inward. Cops. No knock. No wonder Carla didn’t answer, traitorous bitch. Out the back in a hurry, two potshots over his shoulder to slow them down a little.
Back inside, Eddie was new on the force.
“Bobby, check this out - says here these Honey Mustard Bites expired April 18.”
“And he was gonna eat 'em anyway, that bastard. He was gonna eat 'em four days into May. Good thing we got that tip.”
“Should we go after him?”
“Nah, he’ll turn up. See anything missing here?”
“Let’s see…the chocolate’s all here, the fruit…wait, where’s the yogurt peanuts?”
“You catch on quick, kid. We’ll pick him up next blackout. He can’t stay clean for long. None of them can.”
@dtertman Later, somewhere in Papua New Guinea…
@rekdtaco … Joshua looked at the recipes laid out on his desk. He smiled, a proud Pappa sending his children out into the world.
The blackouts from the yogurt had been easy enough, and the superhuman rage in the honey mustard was a neat trick, but the cran-cherry nut mix … the cran-cherry nut mix would be his masterpiece.
He flicked his Zippo lighter, dropped it into a trashcan of oil-soaked rags, and went home to watch the news and wait. Behind him the fire crept up the desk, consuming all of the recipes. Even the one marked “Antidote”.
@dtertman Genus.
man you guys who buy this better eat this yogurt things ASAP
/giphy rolf
Finally something kosher!
But I can’t buy chometz during Pesach!
Darn you, Meh!
@elipongo
I know.
Some of this actually looked decent.
Although it might be because where I’m walking around in NJ and NY, I’m surrounded by so much chometz than what I usually notice, and that whatever I see looks better than normal.
Keep an eye out on MorningSave though. From time to time they do a new Meh Encore lineup, and the last Edible Arrangements listing was in Meh Encore 5.
I think all of these, save for the colorful ones (that may be the fruit & chocolate bites?) were in the last Edible Arrangement offering. They were all fantastic, save for the truffles, which were horrifyingly artificial-tasting messes of cloying goo surrounded by way-too-hard-and-way-too-nasty chocolate shells. I love truffles, those were insults to the word ‘truffle’. Presumably there’s no ‘best by’ date on them, because they begin life inedible. Again, A+ on the rest of the stuff though.
Yum City, USA. I’m in.
/giphy inexpensive-equable-salmon
@moonhat Ouch.
@moonhat @sammydog01 his shoulder missed the breakaway part of the door.
This was probably his second fail, as one of the breakaway seams is visible before he hits the door.
/giphy understanding-personable-giant
Sigh. The first time Meh pulled this, it knocked me off my Meh-button streak.
So yes, I’m buying it this time. It’s my revenge, innit? Yes, that’s what it is!
@TheFLP
Can’t you buy it and then click Meh?
@PlacidPenguin @TheFLP yes or vice versa
@PlacidPenguin Always. But that time I was too rattled by the weirdness of it all and forgot.
Sweet!!!
Whaddayamean nothing to go stale. There’s pretzels and crackers to go stale. There’s nuts to go rancid. There’s… MEH!!!
/buy -q 2
@Pufferfishy It worked! Your order number is: memorable-doleful-scent
/image memorable doleful scent
@mediocrebot this image could have been far worse based on those keywords…
Sticking to my diet. It does not include this crap.
@unmlobo300 While I am not on a diet, what I eat does not include this crap. I do eat decent chocolate, but in moderation. None of that is decent chocolate. In fact I’d just toss that junk, if given it (well toss into the student lounge rather than the trash can). Not to mention the combinations sound disgusting to me. But then again I don’t eat most junk food because it tastes terrible.
@unmlobo300 Diet ? ? You can come clean to us, CONFESS – How Many did you buy ?![c][1][1]:
@Zebra 0.00
@Kidsandliz @unmlobo300 have you considered going vegan?
you seem to have the qualifications.
@ekw NO WAY!!! When I used to take people camping, etc. for a living (Outward Bound and similar programs). Some of them were vegan. Got sick and tired of some of the limitations of that diet. Sorry. I happen to like meat. And milk. And bacon (although since I know it isn’t good for you I rarely eat it). And fish.
Ah, meh. The writeup was so good I almost bought this. So close.
/giphy mature-loyal-mimosa
@emt305 wait! It cut off before you see how it ends. Do the last 3 rows also collapse? Does the now sword-shaped leaf stab its attacker? What happens?!?!
@emt305 @mollama Yeah, I want to know this too. Show must go on!
@emt305 @mollama @TechnicGeek
@RiotDemon Very nice… How much?
I’m on the fence about these boxes. I didn’t buy the last round of boxes only to be rewarded a couple of weeks later when they showed up in the “Win Them Back Bundle” for cheaper than the original offer price PLUS a bonus of other useless stuff (except for the Hydro razors—those are always useful).
Do I hold out and wait for them to appear in a bundle? Do I buy now so I don’t miss out on expiring snacks I don’t need? Oh the decisions!
I think I know what will be filling all of those April Fool Fuko’s
I am waiting for a deal with yogurt covered raisins.
Also: NUTS! THERE ARE NUTS IN THIS!
I thought it tickled when i squeezed out that dookie…
Will probably be next Christmas before you get them. I placed an order on March 16 and it still HAS NOT shipped! Meh, MEH
Still working on the snacks from the last one of these. But I’m in for another, as they really are quite tasty.
/buy
@OutbackJon It worked! Your order number is: deadly-nonchalant-oregano
/image deadly nonchalant oregano
Wishes do come true! What was it I asked for? Oh yeah, odd-flavored candies. And here it is. Knives are up next!
I hope it sells out. But don’t expect me to buy this crap. I’m just another Meher who is happy you got your mehjo back.
Do you think meh will bring back their deal (VIP something) on free shipping? At least 5 deals in the past month I would have bought if I had free shipping?
@Bigbearballs they did if you backed their kickstarter for casemates.
Who knows if they’ll do something like that again.
So no eyeballs??? Meh.
Enjoyed the last batch- shared the love and got nice stacking boxes out of it. The ribbon and the plastic strap made great “5 minutes of fun” cat toys to boot.
these should have been thrown into Fukus to “sweeten the deal”
I was hoping this would sell out earlier so I wouldn’t be tempted to buy it all day.
Only one way to solve this problem.
/buy
@zachdecker It worked! Your order number is: parasitic-obliging-toast
/image parasitic obliging toast
My grandkids are always say I don’t have anything for them to snack on. Well here they go. I know some of you out there are thinking they still don’t have anything to snack on!
@fairchild521 i’m psychic that’s how
@fairchild521 My grandma always had hard butterscotch candies and little debbie zebra cakes…Also homemade sugar cookies. Oh, and generic fruit popsicles. Edit: also stale generic corn chips and doritos
@fairchild521 I think it depends on how quickly they get to your house after delivery.
Yeah… in for some carbs…
/image grieving-unused-glue
Three for me!
/buy
@mehmerized It worked! Your order number is: amicable-trashed-earthquake
/image amicable trashed earthquake
Sigh… I wanted to see if these would make it to VMP Last Call and have… Now I’m forced to do this…
/buy
@shiranissosexy It worked! Your order number is: refreshing-incandescent-zebra
/image refreshing incandescent zebra
WhenTF will I get this? You said by April 5th, its now the 11th. I tracked it and why the hell does it go from CT to WestVA to TX only to be sent back this way to NY. If you sent it to NY from CT wouldn’t of that made more sense? Don’t worry I won’t be crazy like this again. Hope it comes soon. I just hope the TX heat don’t destroy it all together…
@Neena it was sold on the 4th, how would you get it on the 5th?
Thank FedEx for the shipping randomness.
SWMBO already ate the chocolate graham crackers.
The chocolate fruit basket things taste odd.
I still ate them though.
Arrived all good. I wish I bought more than one set. One new snack is “chocolate fruit basket” which tastes like some kind of hair care product.
@awk
https://morningsave.com/deals/edible-arrangements-1
@elipongo
There we go.
@narfcake
@awk @narfcake Whoa it’s the Stormy Daniels guy!
why did i do this
@bshap Everyone deserves a taste of discount delectable decadence.
Mine arrived last Friday, in time to take to an out-of-state party on Saturday. All gone now!
Just got mine in the mail today. I ordered the big box, and I’m pleased. As with the others, the packaging is quite cute and largely unmarked and will be able to be reused at Christmas to wrap gifts. My friends will enjoy the treats on Game Nights.