@fuzzyninja@Ignorant Yes, it’s a flavor on a snack mix. I’m actually sitting here eating double milk chocolate peanuts from the first sale of these. But I’m going to resist this time as I joined a gym today.
This is the 4th order I’ve placed in April and it’s not even a week in. Either Meh is fine-tuning their product choices with some next-level data mining or… I guess my standards have gotten lower.
/giphy easy to please
Yes, was not impressed with these snacks and will not be buying this time. Crazy if people are paying full price for this crap. Harry and David at this price would be awesome. Love their chocolate covered fruits and nuts.
He put the box down on the table. Damn it, not again. The blackouts were back. The last time he checked that box there were three days left. Now it was a week old, and he didn’t remember anything in between.
He called Carla. Her hair smelled like angels aught to smell. It seemed almost quaint, calling someone in the age of text. Pick up, please pick up. Answer the goddamn phone, Carla Voicemail. Another chuckling anachronism. Who even knows how to check that anymore?
The front door exploded inward. Cops. No knock. No wonder Carla didn’t answer, traitorous bitch. Out the back in a hurry, two potshots over his shoulder to slow them down a little.
Back inside, Eddie was new on the force.
“Bobby, check this out - says here these Honey Mustard Bites expired April 18.”
“And he was gonna eat 'em anyway, that bastard. He was gonna eat 'em four days into May. Good thing we got that tip.”
“Should we go after him?”
“Nah, he’ll turn up. See anything missing here?”
“Let’s see…the chocolate’s all here, the fruit…wait, where’s the yogurt peanuts?”
“You catch on quick, kid. We’ll pick him up next blackout. He can’t stay clean for long. None of them can.”
@rekdtaco … Joshua looked at the recipes laid out on his desk. He smiled, a proud Pappa sending his children out into the world.
The blackouts from the yogurt had been easy enough, and the superhuman rage in the honey mustard was a neat trick, but the cran-cherry nut mix … the cran-cherry nut mix would be his masterpiece.
He flicked his Zippo lighter, dropped it into a trashcan of oil-soaked rags, and went home to watch the news and wait. Behind him the fire crept up the desk, consuming all of the recipes. Even the one marked “Antidote”.
I think all of these, save for the colorful ones (that may be the fruit & chocolate bites?) were in the last Edible Arrangement offering. They were all fantastic, save for the truffles, which were horrifyingly artificial-tasting messes of cloying goo surrounded by way-too-hard-and-way-too-nasty chocolate shells. I love truffles, those were insults to the word ‘truffle’. Presumably there’s no ‘best by’ date on them, because they begin life inedible. Again, A+ on the rest of the stuff though.
@unmlobo300 While I am not on a diet, what I eat does not include this crap. I do eat decent chocolate, but in moderation. None of that is decent chocolate. In fact I’d just toss that junk, if given it (well toss into the student lounge rather than the trash can). Not to mention the combinations sound disgusting to me. But then again I don’t eat most junk food because it tastes terrible.
@ekw NO WAY!!! When I used to take people camping, etc. for a living (Outward Bound and similar programs). Some of them were vegan. Got sick and tired of some of the limitations of that diet. Sorry. I happen to like meat. And milk. And bacon (although since I know it isn’t good for you I rarely eat it). And fish.
I’m on the fence about these boxes. I didn’t buy the last round of boxes only to be rewarded a couple of weeks later when they showed up in the “Win Them Back Bundle” for cheaper than the original offer price PLUS a bonus of other useless stuff (except for the Hydro razors—those are always useful).
Do I hold out and wait for them to appear in a bundle? Do I buy now so I don’t miss out on expiring snacks I don’t need? Oh the decisions!
@fairchild521 My grandma always had hard butterscotch candies and little debbie zebra cakes…Also homemade sugar cookies. Oh, and generic fruit popsicles. Edit: also stale generic corn chips and doritos
WhenTF will I get this? You said by April 5th, its now the 11th. I tracked it and why the hell does it go from CT to WestVA to TX only to be sent back this way to NY. If you sent it to NY from CT wouldn’t of that made more sense? Don’t worry I won’t be crazy like this again. Hope it comes soon. I just hope the TX heat don’t destroy it all together…
Just got mine in the mail today. I ordered the big box, and I’m pleased. As with the others, the packaging is quite cute and largely unmarked and will be able to be reused at Christmas to wrap gifts. My friends will enjoy the treats on Game Nights.