@jmbunkin FYI - A 2-oz espresso has about half the caffeine of a 8-oz cup coffee, so you can also switch to drinking an Americano (espresso + hot water) for the same effect when you get coffee out and about.
@hchavers Done right, Cold Brewing is the only way to make shitty beans tolerable. And you shouldn’t knock it if you live in a warm southern climate like New Orleans. Hot coffee in humid 90 degree weather is not better than cold brew.
@hchavers@mike808 i live in new england, specifically boston. it does get hot & humid AF here but iced coffee or iced cold brew is a year round way of life for most of our inhabitants.
Even if I didn’t hate coffee, I prolly wouldn’t drink decaf anyway.
I was never on board with Caffeine-Free Coke, even though the caffeine didn’t really do anything for me (well, unless I drank a whole two-liter bottle of it in one sitting. Never did that again). It was the principle of the thing, or maybe I just couldn’t handle more questions about what “real” Coke tasted like.
Coffee tastes like watered down mud, so less of an issue there.
@TheFLP caffeine free coke tastes terrible. i only have about half a can maybe once a month, but it has to be original. no diet, no coke zero, no caffeine free, and definitely not diet caffeine free i remember my paternal gramma would have that in her fridge when i was a kid and i’d get excited to have a soda and my hopes would quickly be dashed with one sip of that garbage. she also had “iced tea” in that fridge which was literally cold black tea. i soon learned that was very different from the jug of iced tea my maternal grampa always had - his was sweet tea!
Sleep or Decaf…I had to make a choice. I know people that talk to me of sleep problems WHILE drinking coffee & for some reason never put the 2 together.
My first cup has caffeine. Any after that are decaf. Even if I have decaf in the afternoon it’s enough trace caffeine that it’ll keep me up. I don’t drink coffee for the caffeine. I like it as a carrier for my flavor of the day and cream.
I laughed, why would anyone drink decaf?
Then wife said that when she gets cold in the lab at work she drinks decaf to warm up. Says she has a couple of cups a week. Seems reasonable to me.
The flavor of decaf depends on the method used to remove the caffeine and how the beans are roasted. The best (and most expensive) decaf brands use the Swiss water process on organic beans, then roast them in small batches. Done right, decaf is hard to distinguish by flavor, since caffeine has no flavor and the SWP extraction method keeps most of the coffee flavor intact.
I don’t usually buy decaf, as the “good stuff” is expensive and I’m not very sensitive to caffeine, but there are good decaf coffees out there. Many years ago, some of us switched our decaf-hating boss’s morning coffee to the SWP decaf version of the same brand. He never noticed until he nodded off in a mid-morning meeting.
WHAT’S DECAF!!!??? I’VE BEEN CHEWING ON CHOCOLATE-COATED ESPRESSO BEANS FOR THE BETTER PART OF AN HOUR AND I CAN’T IMAGINE A BETTER WAY TO SPEND A SUNDAY I THINK I’LL GO OUTSIDE AND PAINT THE ENTIRE HOUSE AGAIN!!! !!!
You know the old contractor’s answer - fast, good, cheap, pick any two? I approach coffee in a similar manner. Hot, fresh, caffeinated - all three for preference, but any two will do.
Coffee tastes of ass and leaves your breathe smelling like you’ve eaten dog shit.
@dangerweasel depends on the coffee, but yeah
@dangerweasel Anyone who is getting up in my personal space enough to smell my breath deserves what they smell after I drink coffee.
@dangerweasel have you tasted ass often ?
@dangerweasel Did you just wake up from that dream where you are drinking coffee, and it turns out to be your dog licking your face?
Decaf coffee is just crazy talk
Nah. That was just a 90s marketing buzz word.
There is a time and a place for decaf coffee. Never, and in the trash.
@ThatsHeadly Well, come on. You want some Bailey’s and coffee, it’s 11 pm and you’ve got to be awake in the morning. Just a little decaf ain’t so bad.
@Fuzzalini The correct answer is: add more Bailey’s…
@Fuzzalini @ThatsHeadly or just drink straight Bailey’s.
No coffee
I buy one can of decaf and one can of dark roast at Costco and mix them together. I drink 60-70 oz of coffee a day so I try to cut out some caffeine.
@jmbunkin FYI - A 2-oz espresso has about half the caffeine of a 8-oz cup coffee, so you can also switch to drinking an Americano (espresso + hot water) for the same effect when you get coffee out and about.
@jmbunkin @mike808 Or program the machine to pull a lungo or a café allongé
Decaf Coffee and Cold Coffee are both marketing creations that lead ruin to the greatness of Coffee.
@hchavers And the downfall of civilization.
@hchavers Done right, Cold Brewing is the only way to make shitty beans tolerable. And you shouldn’t knock it if you live in a warm southern climate like New Orleans. Hot coffee in humid 90 degree weather is not better than cold brew.
@hchavers @mike808 i live in new england, specifically boston. it does get hot & humid AF here but iced coffee or iced cold brew is a year round way of life for most of our inhabitants.
Even if I didn’t hate coffee, I prolly wouldn’t drink decaf anyway.
I was never on board with Caffeine-Free Coke, even though the caffeine didn’t really do anything for me (well, unless I drank a whole two-liter bottle of it in one sitting. Never did that again). It was the principle of the thing, or maybe I just couldn’t handle more questions about what “real” Coke tasted like.
Coffee tastes like watered down mud, so less of an issue there.
@TheFLP caffeine free coke tastes terrible. i only have about half a can maybe once a month, but it has to be original. no diet, no coke zero, no caffeine free, and definitely not diet caffeine free
i remember my paternal gramma would have that in her fridge when i was a kid and i’d get excited to have a soda and my hopes would quickly be dashed with one sip of that garbage. she also had “iced tea” in that fridge which was literally cold black tea. i soon learned that was very different from the jug of iced tea my maternal grampa always had - his was sweet tea!
@jerk_nugget I had no idea caffeine free Coke tasted any different. I have a sip of Coke occasionally so I might never notice.
https://www.teeturtle.com/products/i-dont-do-decaf
Sleep or Decaf…I had to make a choice. I know people that talk to me of sleep problems WHILE drinking coffee & for some reason never put the 2 together.
Decaf? Don’t you mean Decrap?
Death before Decaf!
@chuckf1 I didn’t buy this catshirt, though:
https://www.teeturtle.com/products/death-before-decaf
I don’t drink coffee at all.
Only under threat of severe bodily injury.
No Decaf or caf.
@rtjhnstn By starring this, am I technically starring my own post???
This whole thing is very meta.
I drink Americanos, because it offers zero calories!
My first cup has caffeine. Any after that are decaf. Even if I have decaf in the afternoon it’s enough trace caffeine that it’ll keep me up. I don’t drink coffee for the caffeine. I like it as a carrier for my flavor of the day and cream.
I answered “for my sanity”. Saw the low % on responses and re-read the question … THE WORD DECAF WAS NOT THERE BEFORE.
DECAF is not an option. Espresso roast beans, ground to 3.5 for the Senseo machine.
FFS!!
@llangley and then there’s this…seems like an oxymoron
I laughed, why would anyone drink decaf?
Then wife said that when she gets cold in the lab at work she drinks decaf to warm up. Says she has a couple of cups a week. Seems reasonable to me.
What’s black and doesn’t work?
Decaf coffee, you racist!
The flavor of decaf depends on the method used to remove the caffeine and how the beans are roasted. The best (and most expensive) decaf brands use the Swiss water process on organic beans, then roast them in small batches. Done right, decaf is hard to distinguish by flavor, since caffeine has no flavor and the SWP extraction method keeps most of the coffee flavor intact.
I don’t usually buy decaf, as the “good stuff” is expensive and I’m not very sensitive to caffeine, but there are good decaf coffees out there. Many years ago, some of us switched our decaf-hating boss’s morning coffee to the SWP decaf version of the same brand. He never noticed until he nodded off in a mid-morning meeting.
I drink two coffee. But sometimes I want three coffee.
That is when I tolerate instant decaf – make it dilute and hot, and then… meh.
never, i don’t drink any kind of coffee at all.
I have never had a cup of coffee so ’ would you could you with a shirt" isn’t going to work for me
WHAT’S DECAF!!!??? I’VE BEEN CHEWING ON CHOCOLATE-COATED ESPRESSO BEANS FOR THE BETTER PART OF AN HOUR AND I CAN’T IMAGINE A BETTER WAY TO SPEND A SUNDAY I THINK I’LL GO OUTSIDE AND PAINT THE ENTIRE HOUSE AGAIN!!! !!!
@AlexJones Hey Rachel, why not paint my house instead?
No covfefe for me thank you.
@DrWorm Once you go covfefe, you never go back.
You know the old contractor’s answer - fast, good, cheap, pick any two? I approach coffee in a similar manner. Hot, fresh, caffeinated - all three for preference, but any two will do.
No.