Kitchen is much bigger and more places to clean. And more items with no immediate place to go. However, I have only one kitchen and three bathrooms. Therefore I begrudgingly pick kitchen. And then there will be cookies. And still one pile of stuff with no home.
@seraphimcaduto
I was just gonna say the same thing but bc of the boyfriend. I thought it was a male thing but apparently not if you know how to clean.
In all seriousness my boyfriend is pretty clean but I think he has just become lazy over the years bc he knows I’ll break down and do it first.
Umm are you sure the real reason you have one in the kitchen is so you can see what is for dinner without having to go to the kitchen to look and possibly be put to work? (grin)
@OnionSoup See and I was ready to joke about those fictitious spy cameras are in the bathroom for, you know, use on the… umm… dark web for adult viewing pleasure only. You wrecked my fun!!! Go put those spy cameras in there immediately.
Kitchen, because:
a) I messed it up (just put up about 25 cups of jams and jellies over the past few days)
b) I’m the only one home right now (SWMBO is out of town)
c) bathroom gets cleaned less frequently than kitchen.
kitchen. looks the most different than any other room once it’s clean so it feels the most satisfying for my efforts. also, i don’t have to be crawling around or squatting or whatever. and there’s no tub.
@jerk_nugget oh! so you need to get some of the things meh is selling today to prevent the need to crawl and squat while cleaning the bathroom. You walked right into their trap.
I usually do both. Not so fun fact, I threw out my back earlier this week so I’ve been pretty laid up with a heating pad trying to keep it rested and prevent re-injuring it. That means the wife has been doing laundry, dishes, and a lot of the cooking I normally do. She actually said the other day “Boy, you sure do a lot around here. I should probably help out more”
It was nice to feel validated my efforts in keeping our home tidy is appreciated.
I usually make it a point to clean my kitchen mess as soon as I’m done, avoiding a pile up and the inevitable major cleanup. Dishes and utensils get scraped and put in the dishwasher immediately after use. Dishwasher gets run when full (enough). Unless they need to soak, pots and pans are cleaned and put away. Counter and table gets wiped down as needed. Done!
The house cleaner scrubs the bathrooms every other week. We do an occasional quick wipe down as needed in between.
kitchen…
if you saw my bathroom, you’d understand…(i’m such a filthy person…)
but i’d rather clan the bathroom than my bedroom… it’s really quite sad how much of a slob one can become…
Bathroom.
The room is devoted to washing dirt and waste into a drain and away from that room, so it should be pretty clean already. And, if you’re careful, you can probably just hose it down.
/image hose down bathroom
I try to avoid doing either-isn’t that what a wife is for? Besides I take care of all Walter’s needs-feeding him and cleaning up after him and that is way more effort than cleaning both a bathroom and/or a kitchen. Bird poo is much worse than human poo.
I doubt if he would let me put a diaper on him. I tried to put a leash on him on time so I could take him outside for a walk/fly and that was a disaster.
Kitchen, so I can reward myself with a snack for my hard work.
@awk I’d just finish the bathroom and walk past you still cleaning to grab a snack. Then I get to snack and gloat at the same time.
Bathroom usually goes quicker.
Bathroom because I know I’ll do a better job.
Which is the bigger mess? I choose the other one.
Kitchen is much bigger and more places to clean. And more items with no immediate place to go. However, I have only one kitchen and three bathrooms. Therefore I begrudgingly pick kitchen. And then there will be cookies. And still one pile of stuff with no home.
Kitchen because
/giphy bathroom-germs
@jwoody27 yes, I am sure the kitchen will far fewer germs, what with higher traffic and plentiful food sources.
@simplersimon for some reason I’m more okay with kitchen germs than I am bathroom germs.
@jwoody27 @simplersimon
Exactly!
I implemented Kramer’s idea, so I do both at once.
@hchavers
/image Kramer kitchen shower
Do I get to pick which kitchen? Since my MIL moved to assisted living and we never use the other kitchen, except to store snacks, I’ll pick that one.
I frequently use my bathrooms. I barely use my kitchens. Therefore, I choose kitchens.
I get to choose? My wife doesn’t give me that opportunity.
@rtjhnstn so you need to choose a different wife?
Bathroom because:
A.) I do a better job
B.) My wife hates doing bathrooms
C.) Rounding the bases due to reason B
@seraphimcaduto
@seraphimcaduto
I was just gonna say the same thing but bc of the boyfriend. I thought it was a male thing but apparently not if you know how to clean.
In all seriousness my boyfriend is pretty clean but I think he has just become lazy over the years bc he knows I’ll break down and do it first.
Cleaning is cleaning so it doesn’t really matter to me which one.
I’m not cleaning those rooms. They’re filthy!
I’ll clean the kitchen so I’m not recorded taking short-cuts by the spy cam.
@OnionSoup What you have a spy cam in the bathroom???
@Kidsandliz only the guest bathroom, not my own…
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… No, I don’t actually have one, I was joking. I do have a camera in the kitchen though as part of our security system.
@OnionSoup
Umm are you sure the real reason you have one in the kitchen is so you can see what is for dinner without having to go to the kitchen to look and possibly be put to work? (grin)
@OnionSoup See and I was ready to joke about those fictitious spy cameras are in the bathroom for, you know, use on the… umm… dark web for adult viewing pleasure only. You wrecked my fun!!! Go put those spy cameras in there immediately.
@Kidsandliz I frequently am the one making dinner.
. I don’t mind cooking, I quite enjoy it.
I will get right on putting some spy cameras in my bathroom though.
@OnionSoup Live web cam?
@Kidsandliz coming soon:
Onionsoupbathroomwebcam.xxx
@OnionSoup
Kitchen, because:
a) I messed it up (just put up about 25 cups of jams and jellies over the past few days)
b) I’m the only one home right now (SWMBO is out of town)
c) bathroom gets cleaned less frequently than kitchen.
Bathroom because there’s less baggage from how much I’ve left behind and should have cleaned earlier.
kitchen. looks the most different than any other room once it’s clean so it feels the most satisfying for my efforts. also, i don’t have to be crawling around or squatting or whatever. and there’s no tub.
@jerk_nugget oh! so you need to get some of the things meh is selling today to prevent the need to crawl and squat while cleaning the bathroom. You walked right into their trap.
@don alas, the floor space in my bathroom is too small. handles on things like this just get in the way.
I usually do both. Not so fun fact, I threw out my back earlier this week so I’ve been pretty laid up with a heating pad trying to keep it rested and prevent re-injuring it. That means the wife has been doing laundry, dishes, and a lot of the cooking I normally do. She actually said the other day “Boy, you sure do a lot around here. I should probably help out more”
It was nice to feel validated my efforts in keeping our home tidy is appreciated.
I usually make it a point to clean my kitchen mess as soon as I’m done, avoiding a pile up and the inevitable major cleanup. Dishes and utensils get scraped and put in the dishwasher immediately after use. Dishwasher gets run when full (enough). Unless they need to soak, pots and pans are cleaned and put away. Counter and table gets wiped down as needed. Done!
The house cleaner scrubs the bathrooms every other week. We do an occasional quick wipe down as needed in between.
Bathroom, it’s smaller and faster to clean.
kitchen…
if you saw my bathroom, you’d understand…(i’m such a filthy person…)
but i’d rather clan the bathroom than my bedroom… it’s really quite sad how much of a slob one can become…
b-room is smaller and most things just need a quick once over. Grosser stuff, given, but it can be done much faster than a kitchen.
Bathroom.
The room is devoted to washing dirt and waste into a drain and away from that room, so it should be pretty clean already. And, if you’re careful, you can probably just hose it down.
/image hose down bathroom
@eonfifty is image broken still?
/image hose down bathroom
Edit: it is not.
@RiotDemon
It was. I guess it works now.
/image now un broken
I try to avoid doing either-isn’t that what a wife is for? Besides I take care of all Walter’s needs-feeding him and cleaning up after him and that is way more effort than cleaning both a bathroom and/or a kitchen. Bird poo is much worse than human poo.
@Felton10 can you put a diaper on him?
I doubt if he would let me put a diaper on him. I tried to put a leash on him on time so I could take him outside for a walk/fly and that was a disaster.