@Pavlov HA! Just keep up those good gifs and your fate will be sealed. And you had contests and actually sent the prizes even when buried under a roof... what's not to like for the rest of us?
@Kidsandliz It would be wise for all to remember that past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. I may choose to channel @carl669 all month . . . Just sayin'.
@Pavlov I think you'd have to work hard not to post gifs... you already do so many without even being goated. Likely @MrsPavlov would have to, metaphorically speaking, duct tape your search function in the off position to stop you... Just sayin' (grin)
@narfcake but someone needs to check if he is going to be active or even checking in first... hate to waste a good goat month on someone who isn't even here...
@jqubed If you would look around there is a thread where @Attyvette confesses to being both an attorney w/ a 'vette and female? ( I got the first 2 right and missed on the third. Just goes to show you not to assume. )
@ceagee There was not meant to be a question mark after female. I think I was at first going to phrase the sentence that way and well it was late. sorry @attyvette.... just a brain blip.
@ceagee I've never known a female to pun so hard as @AttyVette, then. Everyone else who puns that much has been male, usually with a wife rolling her eyes at the pun. Good to see someone bust the expectations!
There's a School of Thought which holds that puns are the lowest form of humor. There's another School of Thought which calls them the lowest form of wit.
Personally, i believe it depends on how one applies a pun; if it's just lousy, that's the first School of Thought's way of thinking. If it's somewhat clever, then that's along the lines of the second School.
Well i wouldn't like to argue with a guy named Alfred. Psychically when said Alfred is English. Using Shakespeare as the basis for your stance is cheating. I want a 2nd opinion which says you can use him.
@FroodyFrog A woman tells her doctor, "I've got a bad back." The doctor says, "It's old age." The woman says, "I want a second opinion." The doctor says: "Okay - you're ugly as well."
Good, now I can continue with my idea of getting a large blow up of my avatar for Meh HQ to brighten the place up despite @MEHcus 's tyrannical rule ;)
@Thumperchick I will go against principal and star my nomination if it will help ensure @TaRDy's term as goat (though I've always felt the mere act of nominating counted as a vote).
I nominate @medz for trying to axe @joelmw with gluten.
@Pavlov
Who else was high in the running for Nov? We need to renominate all of those folks...
Oh yeah... and @Pavlov still has his term to finish out... and he did say in some thread or other he wasn't going to be all that busy until January...
@Kidsandliz
@Pavlov HA! Just keep up those good gifs and your fate will be sealed. And you had contests and actually sent the prizes even when buried under a roof... what's not to like for the rest of us?
@Kidsandliz It would be wise for all to remember that past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. I may choose to channel @carl669 all month . . . Just sayin'.
@Pavlov I hope your past performance isn't repeated. I'm not sure you'd survive that twice.
@Pavlov I think you'd have to work hard not to post gifs... you already do so many without even being goated. Likely @MrsPavlov would have to, metaphorically speaking, duct tape your search function in the off position to stop you... Just sayin' (grin)
@Pavlov you say that like it's a bad thing.
I second the @Pavlov nomination. Something about him getting to play Santa Goat tickles my funny bone.
@Thumperchick
@carl669 You took it the
But thanks for the .gif(t) that keeps on giving.
@Pavlov That's just a sack full of pre-diamonds.
@Thumperchick @pavlov that can be burned in a pinch to keep warm...
@Pavlov You are proving my point, thus sinking yourself with retaliation gifs... just sayin'
@Kidsandliz If it was only about gifs (which it's not), @jaremelz has several months of goat-dom coming her way . . .
@Pavlov You could cut a deal to share...
@Pavlov
@jaremelz
Bunny!!!!!
@JonT needs to be blamed for his scrooge behavior over all these past months.
@narfcake yea it is almost like he was being PAID to be our friend???
@narfcake but someone needs to check if he is going to be active or even checking in first... hate to waste a good goat month on someone who isn't even here...
Like I've already told him, @AttyVette is worthy just for his truly awful puns day after day after day after day.
@cinoclav I second this, but I think he's a she
@cinoclav Dude looks like a lady? Bet you never saw that... coming.
@jaremelz Sure I have. My porn covers all bases.
@jaremelz Wait, does that mean the username is in reference to their actual name, not their possession of a Chevrolet Corvette as I had assumed?
@jqubed If you would look around there is a thread where @Attyvette confesses to being both an attorney w/ a 'vette and female?
( I got the first 2 right and missed on the third. Just goes to show you not to assume. )
@cinoclav If you can't make it around all the bases with your own porn, you've got a serious problem.
@ceagee There was not meant to be a question mark after female. I think I was at first going to phrase the sentence that way and well it was late.
sorry @attyvette.... just a brain blip.
@ceagee I've never known a female to pun so hard as @AttyVette, then. Everyone else who puns that much has been male, usually with a wife rolling her eyes at the pun. Good to see someone bust the expectations!
Okay . . .
Someone please check one:
And if someone says "other" -
@jqubed
@Pavlov what about checking both? And it says to just check one. Our preference or what there?
@ceagee Bust? I didn't mean it. Serendipitous, I guess?
@sohmageek I'm gonna lose my shit.
@jqubed That's what she said
@Pavlov like this?
@jqubed glad u enjoyed my breaking your expectations -- i:)
@ceagee actually just read this thread tonight -- not offense taken --
@sammydog01 you are correct ..
@FroodyFrog must be punished for coming out of lurker mode and instantly sending presents to CS (i.e. showing us up, rude)
@narfcake
There's a School of Thought which holds that puns are the lowest form of humor.
There's another School of Thought which calls them the lowest form of wit.
Personally, i believe it depends on how one applies a pun; if it's just lousy, that's the first School of Thought's way of thinking. If it's somewhat clever, then that's along the lines of the second School.
@FroodyFrog Alfred Hitchcock stated "Puns are the highest form of literature." Shakespeare is estimated to have used over 3,000 in his plays.
@Pavlov
Well i wouldn't like to argue with a guy named Alfred. Psychically when said Alfred is English.
Using Shakespeare as the basis for your stance is cheating.
I want a 2nd opinion which says you can use him.
@FroodyFrog
A woman tells her doctor, "I've got a bad back."
The doctor says, "It's old age."
The woman says, "I want a second opinion."
The doctor says: "Okay - you're ugly as well."
-Tommy Cooper (RIP - died on a live TV broadcast, BTW)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Cooper
@Pavlov
Every couple of months, i hear his name...
@Lotsofgoats I really think @froodyfrog needs it... :) I fully support this...
@sohmageek
Can i have the cardboard roll when you're done?
@FroodyFrog it's a little shitty cardboard roll. But I guess...
@sohmageek
Now onto a totally different topic; wishing wells:
@FroodyFrog looks like you are safe this month. Just remember.
@sohmageek
Threat, promise, or warning?
@FroodyFrog
I continue to nominate @TaRDy, both for his browser extension to automatically star your own posts and this month he had the gall to flaunt his one year Meh face streak by announcing he'd gone a year without sinning. We've promised to goat him many times now, yet he continues to escape without paying for his crimes. How long shall he go unpunished?
@jqubed -
@TaRDy: the Susan Lucci of meh.
(She was nominated for an Emmy 19 times before winning).
@KDemo Not yet. Right now @TaRDy is Leonardo DiCaprio...
@Thumperchick - Haha, just 5? Maybe he's the @JonT's prizes of meh. How long were those postponed?
@KDemo (@hollboll) Much like the lovely women working in Nevada brothels (bless them all) - no matter what you do or say, THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO COME.
@Pavlov And you would know this how... ? (snigger)
@Pavlov Wait... I just voted the other way, after a good life lesson like that... I think I may need to rethink December your way... :)
@sohmageek
I nominate @mfladd for bailing.
Damn, this month's goat race is neck and neck!
@Thumperchick
@Thumperchick
Looks like @TaRDy pulled it off after a very close race!
@Lotsofgoats @KDemo
Good, now I can continue with my idea of getting a large blow up of my avatar for Meh HQ to brighten the place up despite @MEHcus 's tyrannical rule ;)
@KDemo That was a last minute push, too.
@KDemo shit...what just happened?
I think I see @medz tied and we all know that means it goes to whoever was nominated first. It's in the rule books.
@TaRDy Not at rollover. You were the wiener. (I see that late star you put up there, GOAT!)
@Thumperchick
@jaremelz
PENGUINS!!!!!!!!
@TaRDy - Obviously it is your fault that you won. Maybe you should have written an app to remove any stars you received. ;-)
@TaRDy - Anyway, everyone will be on vacation. You'll probably have the run of the place. It'll be fun!
@KDemo
Is that an implication that someone will pay for a vacation for me?
I have no reason to go away in Dec to begin with...
@Thumperchick I'm always late! This must be my fault...BAAH!
@Thumperchick I will go against principal and star my nomination if it will help ensure @TaRDy's term as goat (though I've always felt the mere act of nominating counted as a vote).
@KDemo Hooray, now I'll finally be able to nominate and vote for other candidates! Keep believing, kids, your dreams can come true!
@jqubed you may have won this round....
@TaRDy feelsgoodman.jpg
@FroodyFrog - Shhh! It's imaginary. We'll just pretend to be on vacation near the end of the month. Carry on . . .
@jqubed - In elections, you must vote for your own candidate. Even create some extra accounts for the purpose. Vote early, vote often!
@TaRDy Not this time! Enjoy your goathood, sucker! Bwa ha ha!
@KDemo @medz @TaRDy @Thumperchick @Pavlov
2nd to last comment in this pic.
@medz - Maybe you should be vice-goat this time?
This community doesn't forget - I wouldn't relax if I were you. ;-)
All Hail @christinewas for her awesome November reign! Thank you goat!!
Really, though, you have to give back the tiara now.
You may keep the earrings.
@KDemo I think she already ate the feather boa ;)
Thank you @christinewas !
@KDemo Thanks. And I think @ceagee was right. I can't find that pink boa anywhere.
@christinewas Yeah your old outfit really needs that boa
@christinewas I found a photo of you as a kid.
@sammydog01 @christinewas
Here's another pic:
I nominate @PurplePawprints for driving wrong, and unknowingly putting lives in danger.
@phatmass
@PurplePawprints It looks like you are taking my jesting a bit more personally than I intended. I'll leave you alone now.
Pavlov needs a lobotomy if there is anything to lobotomize
@Bkmack Wrong thread fuckwit. Big surprise? Nah.