Dear Meh- I need a knife

wishlish thought this was worth mentioning said
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My Kershaw that I bought here seems to have gone missing. It’s my birthday this week, and I didn’t beg for a Fuko, because that would be annoying. Plus I’m a VMP, and have been for a long time. Can we have a decent knife sale soon? I’d be really appreciative.

Love,
Ray

PS- yes, I know this place is knivesandbluetoothspeakers.com, but really, I need a knife.