Dear Meh- I need a knife

@carl669 But…but I really need a knife!

@wishlish that’s totally cool. but wouldn’t a knife AND being goated be so much more funner? you could be the stabby goat!

@carl669 @wishlish

Goat = 43
4+3=7

Wishlish = 107
1+0+7= 8

Now, if we make it so that wishlish is a goat…

Wishlish = a goat

Wishlish = 8
A goat = 8

@PlacidPenguin now i want you to be goat for making me check your math.

@carl669

Blame @f00l for the fact that you doubted my math.

Although, did you see my math showing that Hollboll = Meh = SantaBot = Narfcake = KDemo = Thumperchick = Barney = Pavlov = Dave = Froodyfrog = PlacidPenguin = f00l ?

@PlacidPenguin So an unreduced goat is one greater than the answer to the universe?

@wishlish

I’ll get back to you shortly after I decipher what you just asked.

@PlacidPenguin Goat = 43 before reduction to 7.

42 = Answer to the The Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything, per Deep Thought and Douglas Adams.

Thus, an unreduced goat is one greater than the answer to the universe.

@wishlish

Ah. I wasn’t sure if you were making a reference to that.

Although…

Goat:
43
4+3 = 7

THE Answer:
42
4*2 = 8

Goat < Universe

@awk Oh no. I have a Swiss Army Cyber Tool and a Gerber Multi Tool, but that was my best box cutting all purpose make-me-feel-like-a-manly-man knife.

@yakkoTDI Kershaw 3820 Injection 3.0 Folding Knife

@wishlish That blade is about .6 inches longer than the Scallion, and it’s cheaper by a couple of bucks with the lightning deal, but the Scallion is made in the USA and is cool. It was also designed by a guy named after an allium and is named after one itself.

@Pantheist I misread “couch” as “crotch” at first. I’m tired.

@Mehsturbator That’s not a knife…

@Pantheist Yes. I actually found another knife that way, but not THE knife.

@Mehsturbator I… also misread “couch” as “crotch”… I must also be tired.

@2many2no Can’t take it out in public? Check.
Kind of pokey? Check.
Sometimes in a sheath? Check.
Ends up in another person? Check.

I’m pretty sure it’s a knife.

@pfarro1 I try to keep my 3-of-everything purchases to clothes, otherwise I will frustrate my wife.

@bdb I’m not sure either. But thanks!!!

@wishlish $22.50 is a terrific price for the Scallion. It’s not a big scary knife, but I bought one last week, among several others (they were on sale), and it’s the one I’m carrying around.

Almost all claimed, though, so hurry.

@craigthom I missed it, but I’ll keep an eye out on LD. Thanks for the tip.

@wishlish scallion is small, but it is one of my favorite knives.
Also, if you are willing to look around you might find the one I plunged into @Kittysprinkles chest.

@mfladd Awww, aren’t you cute, thinking you’re going to land a shot

@KittySprinkles You can run shithead, but you can’t hide,

@mfladd @KittySprinkles

I’m curious as to what motivated someone to make that gif.

@mfladd Maybe you wouldn’t find yourself in shit if you’d keep your nose outta my ass.

And face it,

@KittySprinkles

Fornuately, it was not I in your ass. I would be afraid of what, or WHO, I might find living in there.

@mfladd Dammit, I so want to gif you into an early have, but that’s one of my favorite replies of yours.

@KittySprinkles I thought you would appreciate it

@mfladd I soooo do. Now, back to business…

@KittySprinkles

@elimanningface The problem with buying assortments is that you end up with a bunch of whichever one you don’t use even after you are out of the ones you really want.

@cspwal me too. That would be epic.

@cspwal @Fuzzalini it’s http://knivesandspeakerdocks.com