Formerly Day Zero Now Launch Day Guest Book
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Paper Bag @snapster welcomes you to sign our Meh guest book, and by sign we mean type whatever you feel like in a comment.
There’s a good chance you won’t get anything for this other than the sweet knowledge that YOU WERE HERE so you can someday tell your grandkids about that time you wasted your life on some “website” while you yell at them to stay off your holo-lawn with their damned hoverboards and iPlanet 12s and X-ray ocular implants, isn’t that enough? You might even get some benefit (much) later if we can figure it out.
What? You're alright with us recycling this post, right? If not...meh
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First.
FIRST!
Edit: Wait, aww.
Second!!...ish
A number between 1 and n!
Woo, just noticed I was the first one that didn't work there ;)
Well, "work" is a subjective term.
Not it!
Here but don't tell. I am supposed to be working.
Aren't we all.
tb was here.
Present and accounted for.
Meta was here!
Present and accounted for...I think
Oh $DIETY. What have I done?
Greetings from Canada- Stinky From USC
Looks like I may be the first on page two of the book. Best I could do. Meh.
I would say I'm happy to be here, but meh
Patti is here and signing in from Brooklyn. Congratulations on the launch!
Am I one of the cool kids now?
CP from Seattle checking in
Well, I'm here. The party may commence...to be meh.
Reporting for duty: all of the duties.
I checked Meh before I even had my first cup of coffee this morning. You know it's love.
Am I late? I seem to have gotten sidetracked putzing around the site. Block parties bring out such an interesting mix of people....
I'd write something inspiring ... but meh.
Today in history...Some say that today in 1776 the liberty bell rang for the first time to announce the Declaration of Independence, but they are sadly mistaken. The liberty bell instead rang preemptively to mark this rather meh occasion.
Yep. I'm here. What more do you want?
I'm so excited to be here! What's something I could shout? Woo t!
Kilroy was here
meh
Surreptitiously, I've waited for thine glory. Many blood moons have passed, and I waited. Glorious is thine mercy!
"whatever you feel like"
I like to follow directions.
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
I Winn! Wait...I'm Winn...darn it, did we have to sign this thing in pen?
This thing already killed my hangover. HELLO LADIES!
Meh.
I may even stay up until midnight to see what the launch day deal is....meh.
Historians will look back on this as the turning point in Western Civilization. Whether it's the rise or fall has yet to be determined.
firsties :D
not really. but meh
Congratulations! Can't wait to see what you guys come up with.
Wait a minute, this isn't woo...
Sometimes you just gotta get a new puppy 'cause your old dog is falling apart.
57th! Approximately. Meh.
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Internet Fist Bump
I just woke up and I'm writing here and my eyes are obnoxiously dry.
Hello from sunny Wisconsin! ...
good thing this was day zero in July, I would have otherwise struggled on my greeting.
Everyones thinking it, I'm just saying it......Meh
Marco. FISH OUT OF WATER!
[insert number trying to be cool] [emotional despair that someone has already entered the same number] More meh to come.
I made it. Meh.
I was expecting the world, and I got Meh.
I hath arrived!
hi
Dear future self,
You took today off work because you believed your barely-still-in-twenties ass keeps thinking that your body can handle all night study sessions that you used to and you have a Final tomorrow. This is just a reminder should you decide years from to go digging through the new old internet to figure out where it all went wrong. Grad School better have been worth it, Me of Tomorrow.
-gimpeyjoe (the extant)
Hi Gimpeyjoe of Tomorrow! I hope you are having a great future! Say hi to future me.
I'm so disappointed in you...
whatever you feel like in a comment
hi
Hello. It's meh to be here.
This better be good, boys.
meh
Thank you for the opportunity to throw away more money for things that I don't really need.
I am comfortable with my mediocrity. Meh.
SIXTY ISH!!!!
My wife will yell at me saying I need to save money for our first baby (Due Nov)... I say "but there might be something for the baby on here"... she be like "meh"
Hope you have a mehgnificent run!
Indifferent to be here.
whatever you feel like
Hah, I'm so funny.
I'm here and I bought a couple shirts. It's been a meh kind of day.
I have always depended upon the kindness of strangers.
There is something inherently wrong with being proud to be meh... which is why I like it.
Here and accounted for...meh.
The baby fish are still swimming.
There's a shadow passing over the land, like a mighty beast flying overhead with mayhem clutched in it's talons, raking through the sky.
Why is the package producing validation errors, dammit?!
-yawn-
I am well aware that I am wasting away my life here (not to mention setting all-time productivity records at work), yet I am compelled by my own mediocrity to stay and be meh.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
jumps
Now I know why I flunked typing.
Look, barnabee.... If you're going to post, try to make it useful. Something like, um, "Wet birds don't fly in the dark."
The fact that meh.com went live today makes my entire week, and that particular fact makes me realize how pathetic my life really is.
blah
Such meh
Shouldn't the little K next to our names be an M for meh?
No only the people meh enough to work for mediocre are mediocre enough for a meh M.
I'm pleasantly surprised to be mildly rewarded for supporting the Kickstarter. $7 for a shirt ($1 Kickstarter, $1 purchase price, $5 shipping), one which amused me, is a good deal.
I bought a meh t-shirt. What else do you want from me?
I showed up, now to get back to my regularly scheduled meh-ing
Lab Rat #378 ready for duty sir! o7
I'm ready for the quacks ands trolls
Meh? ...meh.
MEH!
Meh
Why did I buy the shirt again?
Because.
10 GOSUB 100 : GOTO 10
100 PRINT "HELLO WORLD ";
110 RETURN
I would rather have done this in HyperTalk, which was much more mediocre than BASIC.
"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle." Meh.
brb gotta pee
You done yet?
yes and no....?
Showed up for "Not an actual number" Day. Meh must be one of those groups that thinks the year 2000 was the millennial because of course everyone starts counting at zero.
Whee!!
Meh.
They're coming in! Three marks at 2-10!
They came from...behind!
You know, for posterity. I was here on the first day, just like when the local In-N-Out opened. What a great day.
soomass wuz here. also, i miss turntable.
we went here buddy http://plug.dj/brews/
come to butthead
Hammy has me locked in his basement and he wont let me out.....HELP!!!!!
@Raider tell the truth, you locked yourself in there. don't do the crime...
workday/Day 0 = divide by zero error.
i must go home now.
MEH
"Whatever you feel like"
Day Zero! W00T!.....er....I mean....Yay?
First?
is Day Zero anything like Patient Zero?
Hey! We get "K" badges for being kickstarter backers? That's totally worth the price of admission right there. Kinda. Well maybe not quite.....
meh
Hi.
Whee!
Giddy up!
Huh?
A buck a shirt! These are ideal for town meetings, job interviews, sentencing before a judge, asking the boss for a raise, etc.
In for two. !!
Ahoy.
What does one say on such an auspicious occasion? I for one just want to congratulate you on your special day and wish you many many more to come.
Sincerely meh,
Nodnetni
P.S. Keep fighting the good fight.
Welcome to the interwebs, Meh. May your stay be long and mediocre.
I wasn't here. Nobody saw me here. You can't prove anything.
I'm here okay? So sit down, shut up, and quit ruining my life!
I was here. And I am still here. Long live meh!
Well, I'm here now where are the meh games I was promised?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/day-zero-community-hubbub--hoopla
Going down in history as someone who was here!
Um. . .
What do YOU want to say? HUH, MEH?!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
I heard their were nachos. I can smell them, I just can't find them. Meh, I'm not hungry anyway.
LaVikinga here. Damn glad to meet you all, and awfully happy to see some familiar names. I'm missed some of you a great deal, not to mention I've missed SEEING some really great deals. I'm looking forward to the ride!
(Brought along my torch & pitchfork along with me just in case TPTB ever needed the rabble roused. I have an unfortunate knack for that.)
Rabble rabble rabble...meh
Never First and semi proud of it.........
Brought my two roombas with me to release them in here. All the floors are as clean as can be. Was hoping for some grand opening cookies, but there's not even a crumb on the floor. This is a meh day.
125 people beat me to it. meh
...
Okay, I'm here. See, grandchildren, I told you so.
This __ a problem I have with time management...
I may need to use this guestbook signing as an alibi...
I'll be here for the ride, lets see where we end up.
Larry.com ...
Looking forward to a wonderfully meh experience.
I came, I saw, meh..
Stumpy in the house. meh.
YOLO FOREVER!
You only live forever once? Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of the slogan?
Turk 182
I meh'd my way all the way here.
Meh.com is about 20% cooler now that I'm here.
Here is my most passionate meh. possible.
There was a new deal site from Dallas,
from a warehouse not at all like a palace,
the products were meh,
and they sold one a ... deh,
but they did it without any malice.
Good!
You convinced me to waste 30 seconds of my life signing the world's most worthless "guest book" for the world's most underwhelming site launch. Well played, meh.
Meh. I was here.
Let the crap reign forever!
A GUEST BOOK!!! It's like geocities days!
Conan be here.
I came back for the second day even though it is day 1. Meh mind has been blown.
@ignorant tell me "if you see K".
@crapstick I do not. Sorry pal.
Correction. Yes you do.
ehh, I'll sign your damned guest book. But I'm not your guest! (I really wanted to work in "damned dirty apes" but it just didn't tie the post together well)
Day 0 into Day 1, thanks for the Meh!
Not even close to first
While my purchase streak will remain at 1 based on today's offering, my streak of days signing the guest book has been officially extended to 2. Meh...
There was this new site called 'Meh'
We visited every day
It began in July
We all wondered why
But no one could not look away
last
Hiiii. My name is Jane.
way to mess up @cwh
i think you're the first non-kickstarter to post on the forum.
@aringer has her beat by a few posts, but number 2 is still good!
Here. I guess. Wherever that is. I am very confused by the 2 forums. Mediocre and Meh. It boggles the brain. Am I the only one ? Well happy to be here, even if I don't know where that is.
I may not have arms and legs, but I have the one part of a man that truly matters, and it's huge.
Stomach?
THUD. I landed here too
wurd.
Looks like I was too late to the party to get a shirt. Meh. #SourGrapes #DidntWantOneAnyway
Still not it!
Launch Day...Still here man.
Hi everyone :D
Hi its me im here now
Was here and will have the shirt to prove it
Congratulations! Good luck with the "new" site (sorry I said this in another place here) and I hope you have some interesting items. Will there be a Meh-off?
OMGHi2U!
Hi. That is all.
Oh, I missed the shirt. Not that I need a shirt. I don't. But even if I did, I missed it. DON'T DO STUFF ON DAYS I DON'T CHECK THE SITE.
Now I'm done.
Maybe.
I guess.
Fuck yeah!