D grade in grammar for today's Banana Boat Speaker write-up

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Since your first day, I've looked forward to Meh's product write-ups to earn high grades in grammar and creativity as well as snarkiness. I've used the best of them in tutoring sessions. Alarming errors in grammar have begun to appear, and today you smacked me between my bespectacled eyes with at least 3 glaring glitches. C = Mediocre. D is reserved for the deteriorating Woot site.