Curse you David Gray!
9Oh dear.
Meh exists.
And it's all David Gray's fault.
So, who IS David Gray? Is he some kind of super fukuburu-buying champion destined to SAVE THE WORLD?
No.
He's some guy, you know? Just .. some guy. Whose money just frigging well happened to be the right amount to make meh.com happen.
I curse you David, I CURSE YOU WITH THE LAST ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE.
Or .. not.
Cause, you know. I'm
... meh.
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I think I want to marry David Gray. David Gray, will you marry me?
@katblue Sorry, I'm already married!
I'd buy my car insurance from David Gray. "♪Like a good neighbor, David Gray is there♪"
@barnabee I'm here!
Not into Georgia red, pumpkin can drop dead. Purple's okay, but I'll take David Gray.
I love purple.
@Barney - You have to have some kind of app that zaps you every time a color is mentioned. So, I was wondering, what color do you like best? Please say green.
@KDemo I LOVE purple.
@KDemo GRAY
Why would someone go to all the trouble of being the kickstarter over the edge guy and then , poof, disappear ?
My guess, is because he was a set up. His link from the kickstarter page made him sound like some fellow commerce exo friend of @snapster's . Too sleepy to look for link. But if you find it, I think you will agree it was a setup.
The write up about him "kicking" them over the edge was a little too..... too. It felt done in advance.
But hey, I could be wrong.
@ceagee good conspiracy exercise but never heard of him. I forget his details but it was an obvious synergy to suggest a link I guess. When you do that sort of thing it's nice if it has at least some advantage other than "weird people on the internet will know your name"
@ceagee Actually I work for the NSA.
@ceagee Also... You are wrong :)
@ceagee I lied. I don't actually work for the NSA. But the truth is, I did it because I could :)
@davegray I do like a good conspiracy exercise though. Also, I never heard of you either :p
@ceagee I looked up @snapster but can't tell if I know him/her/it. Do you know @snapster's RL identity? IDK what exo means
@davegray exo = executive officer. @snapter = Matt Rutledge founder and head honcho of Meh ( Also founded Woot! )
@davegray That's b/c I work for NSA ! Nice to see you posting here at meh ! Although I thought I had something going w/ my conspiracy theory. Nothing like a little cloak and dagger. Ah, well, the whole mix up is all @thumperchick's fault .
@ceagee HAH. I don't actually know Matt but I do know his idiot brother which is why I decided to waste my fortune backing this lame concept!
@davegray Ah ha ! So I wasn't so far off. You do have an inside connection. The plot thickens.
@ceagee yeah, I guess you could call it that. What do I get?
What am I inside OF?
@ceagee what did @thumperchick do?
@ceagee By the way I have alerted my internet minions to this whole thing so you can expect, um, some kinda hell to break loose, um, any minute now.
@davegray everything.
@davegray @thumperchick is October's scapegoat . You were the original goat fyi. Here is her CV : https://meh.com/forum/topics/goatfessions-confessions-of-an-october-scape-goat
@ceagee whoah. Great story but even more importantly, I was a goat?
@ceagee this is interesting because goats and trolls go together, kinda, don't they?
@ceagee and bridges.
@ceagee heh. I am the OG, original goat. I am the over the edge guy. I am very proud of must self. I feel, now, as if I could be ANYTHING
@davegray Thread on The Goats of Meh. https://meh.com/forum/topics/scapegoats-of-meh You have some catching up to do.
@ceagee this is how I got on Twitter too by the way. It was totally an inside job. I had to wait to get onto Facebook though like all the others schmucks
@davegray Hey! Nothing wrong with The Rutledge Boyz(tm) ... His brother is a lot of fun!
I do like his duet with Annie Lennox though.
@Starblind POSER
50 Shades of David Gray?
@momojiri There is only one true shade
@davegray Are you real or are you Memorex?
@barnabee I created myself out of gray matter. Thanks for asking!
What other havoc can I wreak?
@davegray Maybe you should ask Irk https://meh.com/forum/topics/you-asked-for-it---ask-irk
@ceagee Oh wow. I had no idea. I totally wasted that 50 grand supporting this enterprise.
@davegray I'd be happy to talk to you about more lucrative investments. I know of a great opportunity right now. Please wire 50,000 to my account and I'll put it right to work for you !
@ceagee if only I believed you were real and not just a pleasant fiction.
Has anyone been banned from Meh yet? Is that even possible?
@davegray Fuck if I know, but it'd be fun to see you try. :-)
@bluedyn heh heh
@davegray now this is funny. I did a Google search for meh terms of service, looking for ideas, and look what I found: http://www.yelp.com/biz/meh-pool-services-phoenix WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING HIRING A COMPANY CALLED MEH POOL SERVICES? There, I said fuck. Maybe that will do it?
@davegray Nope. We say fuck all the damn time. Hell, the front page write-ups fucking swear at us. Cheeky bastards. You're going to have to try harder.
@bluedyn damn. Okay, this website sucks and I'm telling the world. Does that help?
@bluedyn oh yeah, now I realize you said it in your first comment. That's how smart I am
@davegray If you try to ruin it into oblivion, yeah, we might run you off. But come on, you'd be lying if you said it sucks. No one would believe you.
@bluedyn @davegray It doesn't suck, it's meh.
Don't you mean fukubukuro? (roll the r)
How many shades of @davegray?
@Thumperchick see above
Nobody calls me David by the way.
@davegray nobody
@davegray I .. kind of just did Dave. But, if it helps, I can call you 'Bruce' to keep it straight. Then you can meet Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, and the other Bruce, and Wilbur.
@davegray
@martinbogo thus demonstrating, conclusively, that you are nobody!
@davegray exactly!
@martinbogo is it too late to accept the Bruce proposal?
@davegray NOPE! You can always be .. Bruce. It is a state of mind, a discipline, and a way to say 'I want to drink beer.'
Also, you may call me Bruce if that strikes your fancy :)
@davegray Nah, "Bruce if that strikes your fancy" is too long of a name.
Is gray a color?
@davegray I love purple.
Wow, this thread really blew up.
@jsh139 Yeeeeah. I have a tendency to inspire Threads of Talkingness(tm)