It happened to me also lastnight... I think they're fucking with us @lichme and it just ain't right... but it's not wrong either... Just playing with the heartstrings a bit...
@ralphieeek you can find new CRKT knives for a dollar at yard sales?? All I ever see is cheap China knives of a lot more. Did find a Kershaw for $1 once but it was beat. Picked it up anyways.
@thismyusername I know. Right? But I bought the god damn thing and I blame @LaVikinga for this shit. I would blame, the OCT. goat, but you know how that would go.
@mfladd We love this little poop knife so much we bought extras to give to our male guests at a Jagerfest we hosted last weekend. It was very well received. Although my husband has an extra one stashed away, I'm tempted to pick up three more: a spare, spare, and one each for my brother and father.
@lljk yeah... Cause Knives take up so much space compared to speakerdocks... I still inwardly sigh when I think of Glorious Speakerdocks... :( I'd love them to sell the USB speakers again... mine are acting a bit funky...
Just cut my thumb pretty good with this knife from a previous deal, its still sharp for sure after significant use. An all around alright knife, pretty darn smooth, ugly as sin. I am considering scrubbing off the anodization with some draino though if I ever have the time. Also the pocket clip sucks.
Ok... ok... I see the caption noting that the porcelain toilet is not included... but that second image showing a hand holding the knife.... Is THAT included?
I've got both versions...the ball-bearing pivot is buttery-smooth, knife holds an edge VERY well, this one is the right size for an EDC. Besides, you won't loan it out as often or have it "borrowed" as much if it looks like 'dookie'!
Hey now, don't knock the Turd Onion Blade - Irk used one to whittle Peanut Butter into a Peanut Butte that helped complete not-a-Hiram's southwestern backdrop.
Do the Germans have a word for "buying something in a fit of rage hoping to deplete the inventory so you don't see it again for sale"? I need to tell someone what I just did.
I'm probably the only one, but I was actually hoping for another knife to come up for sale. Unfortunately, I keep hoping for one with a high quality steel.
This one uses AUS 8, which is ok, but I want something like VG10 or S110V. Not going to find that for $20 even here are Meh, unless it is tiny.
I love this knife. Yes, it looks like a turd. But it is super sharp out of the box and is small and easy to whip out for various uses during the day. That being said, I'm buying it again because the clip kinda blows.
This knife looks terrible, but i really like mine. The action is super smooth and its great to hold. The spine of the blade is thicker than other kershaw's I've owned and it feels really sturdy and well made.
It's a beautiful knife - in red. The brown is just plain unfortunate. I got mine from that other site a while back, and it's extremely sharp. And while not assisted opening (Not SpeedSafe in Kershaw terms), the ball bearings allow it to open and lock with a flick of the finger.
Bought one last time. The blade is excellent, but I favor the other knife I bought here with the spring assist as it's a lot less messing around to use it.
You can thank me now as I am assisting Meh in getting rid of crappy sale items. I bought two for Christmas. Can't wait for the look on my 2 nephews faces "thanks for getting us poop".
My favourite writeup in awhile. The first couple of times this was offered the poop factor was diplomatically left out, this time they just ran with it. Must feel good to finally let it all out.
So...when are they going to get a knife with a bluetooth speaker in the handle? Or have the handle hold a battery so you can recharge your mobile device?
Just got it .it is an awesome knife,Ken onion,super sharp, great deal I have alot of crkt knives and kershaw.it a shame they're not usa any more but none the less great knives. Thanks
Specs
Condition: New
Warranty: Lifetime CRKT
Estimated Delivery: 10/24-10/26
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
What’s in the Box?
1x CRKT Ken Onion Wrinkle 2 Knife
Pictures
Knife opened
Side view
Closed
Hand for scale
Toilet
Price Comparison
$39.49 at Amazon
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Warranty
90 days
You'll Cry over this deal
@AttyVette Barbie
What a shitty deal.
@densa yeah it's a pretty shitty knife!
@densa Blade is good, but the handle is shit.
Nope
@Stallion True, but I'm sure there's enough knife collectors out there that don't yet own one that has a turd-shaped handle. 😂
@Kerig3 That is true.....but at this price I'd hope most would pass
Knife Friday's now?
Really?
Well I suppose it's only appropriate...
www.knivesandspeakerdocks.com
Something went terribly wrong at first. I thought it was fuku day. It was not :(
@lichme I saw that and thought the same thing. Sadness :-(
It happened to me also lastnight... I think they're fucking with us @lichme and it just ain't right... but it's not wrong either... Just playing with the heartstrings a bit...
@lichme When I refresh late at night, I go into it thinking that every day is fuku day.
@lljk agreed. But I have yet to see one on a Friday... Hint hint hint....
Or is it????
@mehdaf https://meh.com/forum/topics/fukubukuro-3-we-could-try-harder
@lichme as with missing a meh-face click, life is less stressful when not worrying about getting a Fuku. Life is too short.
@lichme Shhh!!!
Don't tell them, they are the competition!!!!
I got my father in law one of these. He absolutely freaking loves it.
I might be in for a second.
The efff?? A knife? I can buy this at yard sale for $1. Meh!!!!!!
@ralphieeek you can find new CRKT knives for a dollar at yard sales?? All I ever see is cheap China knives of a lot more. Did find a Kershaw for $1 once but it was beat. Picked it up anyways.
The poop knife returns!
@JOJOBASS I thought it was a Mr. Hankey knife?
@thismyusername I know. Right? But I bought the god damn thing and I blame @LaVikinga for this shit. I would blame, the OCT. goat, but you know how that would go.
@mfladd We love this little poop knife so much we bought extras to give to our male guests at a Jagerfest we hosted last weekend. It was very well received.
Although my husband has an extra one stashed away, I'm tempted to pick up three more: a spare, spare, and one each for my brother and father.
Yup. Looks like a turd, alright.
Stay strong, brothers and sisters. One day Meh will run out of knives just as they ran out of speaker docks.
@lljk yeah... Cause Knives take up so much space compared to speakerdocks... I still inwardly sigh when I think of Glorious Speakerdocks... :( I'd love them to sell the USB speakers again... mine are acting a bit funky...
@lljk
You are so naive.
@lljk But they didn't. Said so with the last JBL Mini sale.
May be the best write up yet.
Meh. I don't need another knife. Haven't broken the last two I bought here yet.
@marvelljones yeah, still loving my Kershaw Asset. Still super sharp, unlike myself at times
This deal is for cut ups !
@AttyVette It's a cutting edge deal!
Mehrde.
No knives, thanks.
I guess since meh sold all the speaker docks it will be Knife Fridays.
@heartny you are also so naive.
@thismyusername Nah, I'm sure there is a stash of speaker docks in the warehouse waiting for fukus or a random Friday.
The "Who's buying this crap?" section was never before so apt.
A potty mug?? Guess they are saying in their picture that this knife is worth about a "royal flush" ..
I have one of these knives. It really is a nice knife. That being said, it looks almost exactly like a turd. WTF were they thinking??
@capguncowboy well "onion" glad as its design says it all ??
Just cut my thumb pretty good with this knife from a previous deal, its still sharp for sure after significant use. An all around alright knife, pretty darn smooth, ugly as sin. I am considering scrubbing off the anodization with some draino though if I ever have the time. Also the pocket clip sucks.
@nrb Hope you washed your hands extra-thoroughly after that cut.
Can we just cut through this bullshit deals?
Ok... ok... I see the caption noting that the porcelain toilet is not included... but that second image showing a hand holding the knife.... Is THAT included?
@discmaster Yes. The image is included.
@yakkoTDI hello Yakko. What is your plan for your TDI? Will you let them do the recall and suffer the performance loss, or skirt the law?
@mehdaf Neither! My TDI is the previous generation engine that is not part of the issue.
Why do you guys want us to buy so many knives? What's the motive? Are knives the new hot hipster accessory?
@Robco44 yes, try one out and see what happens
@Robco44 Hipsters are too wimpy to buy knives.
Cut it out, you're making me cry over here. Meh!
Mr. Hanky is back! It looks like a turd, but it's a really nice knife. Looks more like bronze in full light fwiw.
This shit makes me want to cry.
I do not want the poop knife. I have knives that don't look like poop
I've got both versions...the ball-bearing pivot is buttery-smooth, knife holds an edge VERY well, this one is the right size for an EDC. Besides, you won't loan it out as often or have it "borrowed" as much if it looks like 'dookie'!
In for another for a gift to my daughter!
@subtlestang she'll love it! She will be "like wow, a turd just for me?'
@subtlestang You'll tell her it's "chocolate" colored, right?
Hey now, don't knock the Turd Onion Blade - Irk used one to whittle Peanut Butter into a Peanut Butte that helped complete not-a-Hiram's southwestern backdrop.
Do the Germans have a word for "buying something in a fit of rage hoping to deplete the inventory so you don't see it again for sale"? I need to tell someone what I just did.
@awk that would be "Scheiße". "shiza"
@awk Hassverkaufen.
Poopy knife? Heck yes! This is the un-losable knife. You drop it. Go back weeks later and it's still there.
You got any knives that look like dicks? Turds are so last summer.
@burhan
@cinoclav Huh. So i guess this exists.... Rule 34 is proven true again!
I'm probably the only one, but I was actually hoping for another knife to come up for sale. Unfortunately, I keep hoping for one with a high quality steel.
This one uses AUS 8, which is ok, but I want something like VG10 or S110V. Not going to find that for $20 even here are Meh, unless it is tiny.
If this was a fixed blade turd I would buy it.
Easily smuggled in pants through security
I love this knife. Yes, it looks like a turd. But it is super sharp out of the box and is small and easy to whip out for various uses during the day. That being said, I'm buying it again because the clip kinda blows.
This knife looks terrible, but i really like mine. The action is super smooth and its great to hold. The spine of the blade is thicker than other kershaw's I've owned and it feels really sturdy and well made.
I dunno, get one if you need a knife.
It's a beautiful knife - in red. The brown is just plain unfortunate. I got mine from that other site a while back, and it's extremely sharp. And while not assisted opening (Not SpeedSafe in Kershaw terms), the ball bearings allow it to open and lock with a flick of the finger.
Anyone else have to poop after seeing this?
@looseneck Maybe it's the coffee kicking in?
@LaVikinga It's a possibility
I can't dock my phone for some sweet tunes to a knife, Meh. No deal!
Finally, a knife you can smuggle into prison with out getting caught.
@Yooper906 you went deep for that one.
@Yooper906 (U.P.? Cool. Pasty loving flatlander here.)
Bought one last time. The blade is excellent, but I favor the other knife I bought here with the spring assist as it's a lot less messing around to use it.
You can thank me now as I am assisting Meh in getting rid of crappy sale items. I bought two for Christmas. Can't wait for the look on my 2 nephews faces "thanks for getting us poop".
model-grassy-food seems like a good order id for a poop knife
@Lotsofgoats Unclean-eaten-arm. Zombie attack?
I've got two sharp turds on their way to my romantic-textual-nest
disgusting-loose-venus
trust me, don't Google that
My favourite writeup in awhile. The first couple of times this was offered the poop factor was diplomatically left out, this time they just ran with it. Must feel good to finally let it all out.
grody-modest-blademaster
Oddly fitting. Lol
3 quick comments i bought this knife last time 1 it feels great in your hand 2 its very,very sharp, 3 it opens really fast , its a bargin at 20 bucks
So...when are they going to get a knife with a bluetooth speaker in the handle? Or have the handle hold a battery so you can recharge your mobile device?
Carbon steel? Ew... gonna rust eventually if you live in a humid climate.
@Mehtastic Aus8A is classified as a stainless steel, similar to 440B or C. I have knives with the same steel, it doesn't rust with normal use.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_blade_materials#Stainless_steel
@maflickner Great clarification. Thanks.
This is an awesome deal.looking forward to getting it for my collection. Believe me the color is great.
I will now be able to say I own a poop knife... What a time to be alive.
I JUST GOT MY POOP KNIFE AND IT'S REALLY NICE. YOU CAN EASILY AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, SAFELY OPEN IT WITH ONE HAND.
THANKS MEH.
@Lotsofgoats glad you like it, but why shout about it?
@robson because 10/22 is CAPSLOCK DAY
Just got it .it is an awesome knife,Ken onion,super sharp, great deal I have alot of crkt knives and kershaw.it a shame they're not usa any more but none the less great knives. Thanks
Great knife. I wish I had bought more. The pocket clip on mine is irreparably sprung all of a sudden. RIP Poop Knife.