Champagne By The Bottle
3The stockings are down, the menorah is packed, and half the toys are already broken... this means it's almost New Years!!!!
But wait. There's food to cook, a house to clean, and a bottle of champagne ready to go, but where are the champagne glasses? Maybe they broke last year, maybe you left them behind in your last move, maybe they are packed away in some far corner that you don't care to go looking, or MAYBE you are just like me and don't have any yet.
Meh, I look to you to take care of my needs, but you have let me down. One whole month to prepare and you couldn't offer up any champagne glasses? Certainly with the lack of speaker docks there might be some room somewhere in there for the lowly skinny glass? It's alright, you are not a storefront with an ever-growing number of 'deals', but this time I do feel cheated that your lack of concern has passed over my New Years needs. Meh.
** If for some reason, Meh did sell champagne glasses and I missed this, shame on us both for no reason at all.
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I prefer to drink straight from the bottle.
@hallmike I have one rule, and that's only Andre is allowed to be drunk straight from the bottle. Anything else and we have to class it up some.
*Edit: drink.. drunk.. Yay grammar!
@placeholder Wait! So at your house, no one gets drunk except some guy named Andre? Or does Andre get to drink from the bottle to get drunk, while the rest of you have to get your drunk on one glass at a time?
I second Speaker docks for sale! Preferably not on Friday!