@rileyper That’s exactly what I’m thinking about. Pick up a hundred of them, and than give every kid a full bag, and if you really want to mess with the kid give them two!
@rileyper I was thinking of that if I didn’t have so many trick or treaters. Close to 200 last year. Throwing an over a one pound bag in in their bag would weight them down considerably probably make them cut T or T short. Their parents would thank you for that.
@rileyper That’s my plan! I work for a fire dept and we’re welcoming trick or treaters. Can’t wait to see the parents’ faces when fd dispatchers give them full bags of candy! #worthit!!
@rileyper I think this is a great idea. Also: Meh is not responsible for any damage done to your person or your property because of any attempted execution of this idea, whether via eggs, toilet paper, bags of flaming poop, or the candy corn itself through use as a projectile or shrapnel.
I was also thinking that might be worth the $50 cost. I think we only get like 3 trick or treaters anyway, so I could do it every halloween for 15 years! Probably even longer, since word would get around that it’s not worth going to this house, they’ll just give you a pound of candycorn.
@norman8 Nope, Necco Wafers. With write-ups about how you can survive Armageddon or a Zombie Apocalypse, since they never go bad. They are already bad.
@sammydog01 I’m sure whoever it was loved when I ordered four 42lb bags of cat litter because it was a third the price of the store. At least they put them in four separate boxes. Why ship it in one or two that the guy could easily use a dolly to bring it up my driveway…
So, um, just how much of this stuff did your buyer purchase? Was there a metric/imperial mixup, like the buyer thought it was pounds, but it was really metric tons?
Tempted to get 150 just to take advantage of VMP shipping and give out nothing but full bags of candy corn to trick or treaters. My wife would kill me though.
I want pumpkins or mellowcreams and I will get them for fifty cents a bag the day after Halloween at any pharmacy in existence. Seriously, they are everywhere.
I got so sick on this stuff one year (many moons ago) it still gives me stomach twinges when I look at it. Only marshmallow peanuts make feel ickyer I really really got sick on them once
So I made peanut free butterfingers (Using cashew butter mixed in-Ugh food allergies!) out of some I got before. They’re more fudgey than the crispy butterfingers, but I might not have heated it up long enough, the recipe was vague. Thinking of experimenting with other forms of candy bark using this as a premade base. Melting and coating pretzel rods and using in rice krispy treats for a halloween party, melted down of course. For those intimidated by candy making, this is a decent shortcut as long as you don’t care if the final product is neon orange.
@rtjhnstn That’s next batch’s plan. I just had a jar of cashew butter open that was otherwise not getting used anytime soon. Mostly because it was grossly too oily to make decent sandwiches from, and it was that or using it in dandan noodles!
I was just thinking today about picking up a bag and some vodka to make candy corn vodka. Yeah, I said it! I like candy corn and I’m not afraid to admit it!!
@jbrookebarrow Once my nephew wrote a very late thank you note to me for something and apologized for procrastinating. Said he was really good at procrastinating as he practiced it a lot. So I stole my previous message to you from a then 14 or 15 year old kid. (grin)
We could click the “buy” button and pay the applicable amount… so @Dave could then save the shipping cost and save us the regrets by simply throwing each of our orders in the dumpster.
@Bevvie I’ve pretty much ignored Fukos from the start of my time here.
However, on the first Mehathon, I happened to refresh at just the wrong time and there it sat, staring me in the face. I bit.
First and last Fucko for me! I think 100% of it went straight into the garbage… although that “meh” sticker might be sitting in a pile of papers somewhere around here…
No knife to break apart the wad of melted candy corn?
Pass.
And no cheap sunglasses to substitute for eye protection while using the knife to break apart the wad of melted candy corn?
Pass.
And no bluetooth speaker to listen to music while wearing the cheap sunglasses to substitute for eye protection while using the knife to break apart the wad of melted candy corn?
Pass.
That queezy sugar high from OD’ing on Candy Corn… followed by a sugar crash feels so fresh it could be yesterday. Even tho it was more like 40 years ago. You see, I had a weird obsession with biting them off preciously at the color change lines. It took lots of practice.
Or don’t buy any at all, that’s an acceptable choice as well
So thanks for removing the guilt from saying “no thank you.”
Oh, and I forgot to mention - if you buy the 50 bags of candy corn, we’re shipping it FedEx Ground instead of SmartPost, because that’s how much we love you (and because SmartPost is weirdly more expensive than Ground at that weight).
@dave At retail that’s still like $30 shipping assuming one box (to my zip code, not that far from Meh). I mean i’m sure you get better rates than Joe Public but this really is a candy corn fire sale.
So, it is claimed that these are objectively the best candy corn.
Has anyone seen any taste tests published lately? The best I saw, which was perhaps a decade ago, was out of some California paper (San Fransisco Chronicle?) and done by a real tasting panel. They liked the Jelly Belly ones best.
I have ever since gone through about a pound of the Jelly Belly each year.
@mrallen1 If they aren’t adequately melted, just toss the bags in the microwave for a few seconds to a minute on high. The plastic bags shrink slightly, causing the melted candy corn to conform into a solid pillow shaped brick.
Dear meh:
If you get deals with Brach’s, would you get a deal of their Milk Chocolate Stars bags? They are just about unobtainium. The big Amaz-- does list them at obscene prices. They may be slightly more available in Xmas packaging, which means NOW for your buyers!
Thank you.
I received a bag with one of the deals it was rather hard and I threw it away, not saying it’s bad but I feel like your backing me into a Corn-er… Send all of it to P.R.and write it off. Like one Meh-head said chocolate is much more desirable.
I bought these just to irritate my wife. She gets upset whenever she sees a package from Meh and berates me for spending money on junk. In fact, an order or two ago was a nice action cam. Just very slightly better than the one I got on Meh before and never used! The best part is that the box went missing.
While we are doing earth a favor and spreading the amount of candy corn from collecting into a single landfill, I can’t wait to see the look on her face when the box comes, she gets upset because I’ve “ordered more worthless shit from that Woot site” and I can open the box, act upset that the candy corn isn’t melted into one easy to handle piece and Chuck it in the garbage.
Maybe meh needs to start a dating site so others can avoid your fate. Each day you are presented with an average looking person who likes to shop on meh. Buy 1-3 messages to them or click meh
Let’s face it. Candy corn is a gross candy, second only to the dreaded Circus Peanuts. However, mix candy corn with salted peanuts, and you’ve got a Payday candy bar! (I’m not kidding, it tastes exactly like one). The best part is that this gives you a more practical reason to buy this crap instead of sitting at your desk making candy corn sculptures all day…
@mandirose admitted to buying the pineapple mugs- anyone want to confess to buying a warehouse of candy corn? Did it seem like a good idea after the gummi bear success?
@KidsandlizCandy Corn Tacos Candy Corn Tacos are definitely on the menu! As far as cat tacos I have to run that past Mr. Baxter Accelerator, the resident Mehcat.
@accelerator what the hell. I was drooling over every one of those recipes. I made candy corn Jell-O shots a couple years ago though that were pretty damn good!
Deep fried CandyCorn What can I say. Deep fry some candycorn and put it on a stick. You’ve got a state fair winner on your hands.
I think Meh missed the marketing strategy by not selling these as an ingredient in awesome recipes.
As @trailhunting mentioned PayDay candy bars
Sounds pretty good!
This might be the only more-sugar-saturated deep-fried thing than Deep Fried Twinkies. (BTW, our local SAMs actually recently sold them, direct from Hostess. I thought you had to go to a restaurant to get them.)
I got a box! Thanks @dave even though you didn’t spring for bubble wrap. It is way less busted up than the last batch. I couldn’t find an expiration date but I found this:
Is there some new law that mandates this? What was genetically modified? Sugar? Corn? Honeybees? Were they Mexican killer honeybees?
@sammydog01 So, out of curiosity I asked the candy company’s customer service if that serial/batch number was still good, and they said it was expired. Sure, candy corn doesn’t go bad - I’m beginning to doubt the “Best if Sold by January 2018” designation…
Hah! That’s just great! I love pumpkins so much, that i can eat them all time My favorite dishes are pie and candies from pumpkin. Very comfortable to store candies in nice plastic containers which i usually order here {bullshit spam link,} and then feed my lovely friends and buddies.
{I would delete this, but the replies are too good to lose. Quit spamming here. ~TC}
@therealjrn Not sure about tHumperchick, but your GF must be cool, tattoos are cool thing. Really appreciate that world laughing on me, cause good mood is key factor of happiness. I’m also laughing at u dude, good luck.
bunch of boring & {I like to make rude statements and use slurs to insult people because I lack imagination and vocabulary!} jokes HAha ResidentSleeper
Specs
What’s in the Box?
3x, 6x, or 50x 18.5oz Bags of Candy Corn
Pictures
Bags of candy corn
Bag of candy corn
Candy corns
Use them for decoration
Because you sure as hell shouldn’t eat them
Price Comparison
$9.99 per bag at Amazon
Warranty
Just throw them in the trash as soon as they arrive
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Nov 14 - Wednesday, Nov 16
Moar corn!!!
Bath
Does this mean I won’t be getting any in my fuko? Whew! Thank goodness.
@cengland0 maybe…maybe not. Or maybe a whole pallet!
Mediocre is in cahoots with dentists everywhere.
no
This Candy Corn Shit HAS GOT TO STOP!!
@Junior305 Think it’s bad now, imagine your shit after eating all that.
@cinoclav consequences be damned, I love the stuff. Give it all to me, I’ll lick it all up.
@KittySprinkles me too… so much deliciousness
ROFLMAOWTIME
Again???
@novjuli1 still…
Seriously - where did you get all the candy corn?
@norman8 Its from last year…
@norman8 Mediocre deals with stuff that other places don’t want to buy … and well, this is candy corn.
@norman8 “BRACHman” turners overdrive or something like that
@norman8 it’s from 1842, when all the candy corn that ever was, was made.
@jaypeeh same thing as bazooka gum thats hard a rocks!mm
It keeps getting funnier.
Rarely do I take time out of my day to submit a meh click, but this is worth it
MEHING IT TO HELL!!
Why?
I think the $50 is worth it giving a kid on halloween a full bag of candycorn and see the disappointment on their faces lol
@rileyper That’s exactly what I’m thinking about. Pick up a hundred of them, and than give every kid a full bag, and if you really want to mess with the kid give them two!
@rileyper I was thinking of that if I didn’t have so many trick or treaters. Close to 200 last year. Throwing an over a one pound bag in in their bag would weight them down considerably probably make them cut T or T short. Their parents would thank you for that.
@rileyper That’s my plan! I work for a fire dept and we’re welcoming trick or treaters. Can’t wait to see the parents’ faces when fd dispatchers give them full bags of candy! #worthit!!
@rileyper I think this is a great idea. Also: Meh is not responsible for any damage done to your person or your property because of any attempted execution of this idea, whether via eggs, toilet paper, bags of flaming poop, or the candy corn itself through use as a projectile or shrapnel.
@Felton10 Try this decoration. Works great!
@rileyper Your lack of space in “candycorn” escaped the word filter in the morning email and spoiled the surprise for me. Well done!
@mike808 The “from your local coppers” is a nice touch.
@mike808 I feel like if you put that up, people are going to think the police are advising kids to avoid your house for a specific reason…
I was also thinking that might be worth the $50 cost. I think we only get like 3 trick or treaters anyway, so I could do it every halloween for 15 years! Probably even longer, since word would get around that it’s not worth going to this house, they’ll just give you a pound of candycorn.
@spitfire6006006 Sssshhhhh.
That is the trick!
Which is better for you? yellow 5 or yellow 6?
I could theoretically give every trick or treater an entire bag…
Will the 50 ship in multiple boxes?
@atannir It will probably come all in one box, melted together into one large brick.
Are you happy now @sammydog01?
@RiotDemon YESSSSS!!! But not happy enough to buy 50 bags.
@RiotDemon Fuck you
@rtjhnstn no thanks.
Smarties is next - I just know it.
@norman8 I’d so be in for that. During Nanowrimo, smarties are AMAZING!
@norman8 I feel confident Smarties would sell exceptionally better than the present Candy Corn.
@norman8 Nope, Necco Wafers. With write-ups about how you can survive Armageddon or a Zombie Apocalypse, since they never go bad. They are already bad.
@mfladd I like Necco Wafers and now I want some.
@norman8 I love Smarties, I will buy them all!
/giphy buy all of them
@norman8 I would love Smartees!
@mfladd necco wafers are exce)ent
@norman8 As a diabetic who needs easy to carry, non-melting sources of sugar for emergencies, Smarties would be awesome in quantity!
@cinoclav I love Necco wafers. The purple ones are my favorites. Not enough candies use clove flavoring.
@cinoclav You’re the one?
Oh, wow, there’s THREE of you?
@mfladd how can something “go bad” if it was not good to start with?
@mfladd Necco Wafers
I thought the fuko would be a pallet load of candy corn, but I see they’ve decided to pass the good fortune to us. Luckyyyyy
@truestalpaca That is generally referred to as gaylord.
I wish you’d sell some of these peanut chews. They’re freakin’ delicious!
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I83J9OY
eh…
/buy --color “6 bags”
@baqui63 Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. You can review how to pick one, or just try ordering from the checkout page.
YESSSSSS! Please tell me you learned a better way to ship them? Maybe in a box? With some packing material? I’M SO EXCITED!
@sammydog01 buy the 50 pack. I’m sure you’ll get a box!
@RiotDemon Or a pallet.
@sammydog01 50 something pounds ships fairly easy in a box. I’m currently getting my dog food that way because it’s cheaper than the store.
@RiotDemon You must be best buddies with your mail carrier.
@sammydog01 I’m sure whoever it was loved when I ordered four 42lb bags of cat litter because it was a third the price of the store. At least they put them in four separate boxes. Why ship it in one or two that the guy could easily use a dolly to bring it up my driveway…
@RiotDemon chewy.com is the bane of my existence
@spitfire6006006 are you a delivery driver?
@RiotDemon yep
/giphy Just throw them in the trash as soon as they arrive
@stinks That was… unexpected.
Please stop…no really…please fucking stop…
So, um, just how much of this stuff did your buyer purchase? Was there a metric/imperial mixup, like the buyer thought it was pounds, but it was really metric tons?
I’ve said it before, I’ll wait til after Halloween and buy it at 75% off.
@cinoclav it goes to 90% off here.
@RiotDemon About a week after it hits 90% off, I’m pretty sure candy corn goes to 100% off if you don’t mind shopping in the dumpster around back.
@RiotDemon The really horrible stuff makes it to 90% off but anything from Brachs is usually gone at 75%.
Tempted to get 150 just to take advantage of VMP shipping and give out nothing but full bags of candy corn to trick or treaters. My wife would kill me though.
@djslack Come on people - let’s get it up to 150 likes! One for each bag of candy! If you go over 150 I will not be pleased.
@djslack do it
@jbartus but… I want to live.
@djslack I’ll throw in $10 if you promise to take pics.
@jbartus Aside from my personal life issues which may not be worth it for this stunt, you’d have to convince @dave to make 3 more 50 packs available.
I can only buy 3 $50 dollar packs?
@Kross I bet they’d sell you 50 $50 packs.
@Kross Good point. Why would they limit that if they are trying to get rid of them?!?!?
@Kross You get free shipping- that screws everything up.
@Kross
@Dave why is there a limit of three? Dear God, let them buy it all!
@sammydog01 True, but they better get used to it, I’m keeping my VMP until they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
@Kross
I’m holding out for the Royals extravaganza.
The bags leave the factory weighing 16 ounces and end up weighing 18.5 ounces by the time they get to the store.
The list price is a joke. $10 for a bag?
@RiotDemon You can get a 22 ounce bag (versus 18.5 from Meh) from Target for only $2.49 with free shipping if you have a Target card.
https://www.target.com/p/brach-s-halloween-classic-candy-corn-22oz/-/A-52256364
@cengland0 Don’t confuse us with facts.
@RiotDemon This is special Amazon candy corn and you get a magic lariat and bracelets with it.
What does Brachs have on you, meh? Cause this has to be extortion of some kind
Now we know what Trump meant by the “calm before the storm”… it’s storming candy corn!
Whoever bought 50 bags- you are my hero.
/giphy hero
Interesting that these are sold the day after the bidets… I think there is a message in there somewhere.
ok, trying again…
/buy --pack “6 bags”
@baqui63 It worked! Your order number is: lovely-uninviting-rum
/image lovely uninviting rum
@mediocrebot yay!
(The Blues Clues song is now running thru my head: “We just figured out Blue’s Clues…”)
I want pumpkins or mellowcreams and I will get them for fifty cents a bag the day after Halloween at any pharmacy in existence. Seriously, they are everywhere.
@ponagathos these are mehlowcreams
@woodhouse I mean the mellowcream shapes, as in not pumpkins or candy corn.
Took one for the team and bought some. It’s gotta stop if we keep buying it right? :sigh:
@Alderuen Depends- how many did you buy?
@sammydog01 I don’t buy Depends. I wear tighty-whiteys.
@Alderuen We said the same thing about speaker docks. How many years did we have SDF before they finally sold out?
@sjk3 made the mistake of googling for past sdf stuff to remember. I bought a lot of shitty speaker docks.
@sammydog01 hey I said I’d take ONE for the team. You guys deal with the rest
@sjk3
I honestly want to see the picture from the Meh warehouse when the pallets of candy corn arrived
@smigit2002I wanna see where pallets of candy corn is stacked.
I got so sick on this stuff one year (many moons ago) it still gives me stomach twinges when I look at it. Only marshmallow peanuts make feel ickyer I really really got sick on them once
So I made peanut free butterfingers (Using cashew butter mixed in-Ugh food allergies!) out of some I got before. They’re more fudgey than the crispy butterfingers, but I might not have heated it up long enough, the recipe was vague. Thinking of experimenting with other forms of candy bark using this as a premade base. Melting and coating pretzel rods and using in rice krispy treats for a halloween party, melted down of course. For those intimidated by candy making, this is a decent shortcut as long as you don’t care if the final product is neon orange.
@Jamileigh17 I forgot to try this. Thanks for the reminder.
@Jamileigh17 try a nut butter made from sunflower seeds.
@rtjhnstn That’s next batch’s plan. I just had a jar of cashew butter open that was otherwise not getting used anytime soon. Mostly because it was grossly too oily to make decent sandwiches from, and it was that or using it in dandan noodles!
I was just thinking today about picking up a bag and some vodka to make candy corn vodka. Yeah, I said it! I like candy corn and I’m not afraid to admit it!!
@jbrookebarrow Let us know if it’s good, OK?
@sammydog01 I’m expecting it to be total garbage but that’s never stopped me before. I’m excellent at making bad decisions!
@jbrookebarrow Do you mean like Kirkland Signature vodka?
@jbrookebarrow Are you good at making bad decisions because you practice doing that a lot?
@Kidsandliz Oh yeah. Way too much. But we’ve all gotta be good at something. Right?
@jbrookebarrow Once my nephew wrote a very late thank you note to me for something and apologized for procrastinating. Said he was really good at procrastinating as he practiced it a lot. So I stole my previous message to you from a then 14 or 15 year old kid. (grin)
@Kidsandliz Sounds like a bad decision.
@jbrookebarrow Candy corn + vodka sounds like an extremely bad idea. Can you make it happens, @dave?
Throw them away yourselves.
@Bevvie that’s actually a clever idea!
We could click the “buy” button and pay the applicable amount… so @Dave could then save the shipping cost and save us the regrets by simply throwing each of our orders in the dumpster.
I wish that had happened with my last Fuko.
@Bevvie I am waiting to see how many Fuko buyers get candy corn with other “prizes”.
@RedOak Candy Corn would not be the first Meh product I’ve thrown directly into the trash. YOU GOT A FUKO??? Gah! I’ve still never managed to nab one!
@rtjhnstn srsly, how much of that shit did they buy?
@Bevvie I’ve pretty much ignored Fukos from the start of my time here.
However, on the first Mehathon, I happened to refresh at just the wrong time and there it sat, staring me in the face. I bit.
First and last Fucko for me! I think 100% of it went straight into the garbage… although that “meh” sticker might be sitting in a pile of papers somewhere around here…
@RedOak at least it wasn’t the one where they shipped a bunch of ugly clothes from a Goodwill bin?
No knife to break apart the wad of melted candy corn?
Pass.
And no cheap sunglasses to substitute for eye protection while using the knife to break apart the wad of melted candy corn?
Pass.
And no bluetooth speaker to listen to music while wearing the cheap sunglasses to substitute for eye protection while using the knife to break apart the wad of melted candy corn?
Pass.
How about some regular canned corn? Del Monte or something?
@awk Like the expired cans you give for a food drive?
This deal needed neoprene math. 3 for $8, 6 for $12, and 50 for $11 would help get that warehouse cleared of candy corn quicker.
@djslack I hope that term makes it to Urban Dictionary one day.
@djslack
/giphy neoprene math
@dave I tried, but when you submit a definition they want you to sign in. Just a step too far.
I was thinking “gosh, some candy corn would be good right now”.
@sligett As long as you’ll still feel the same way in 10-14 days, this is a good buy.
Next it will be carving tools so we can carve a statue out of the candy corn bricks?
@Kidsandliz How about a candy corn turkey?
@Kidsandliz Still better than Tofurkey.
Well, it’s about time this showed up!
However, Target has the 22 oz bag for $2.49 (minimum $25 total order)
Sorry, I see this above.
@2many2no But the stuff from Target won’t be lovingly busted up by the mail guy.
That queezy sugar high from OD’ing on Candy Corn… followed by a sugar crash feels so fresh it could be yesterday. Even tho it was more like 40 years ago. You see, I had a weird obsession with biting them off preciously at the color change lines. It took lots of practice.
So thanks for removing the guilt from saying “no thank you.”
Oh, and I forgot to mention - if you buy the 50 bags of candy corn, we’re shipping it FedEx Ground instead of SmartPost, because that’s how much we love you (and because SmartPost is weirdly more expensive than Ground at that weight).
@dave Do you love us enough to use bubble wrap?
@dave At retail that’s still like $30 shipping assuming one box (to my zip code, not that far from Meh). I mean i’m sure you get better rates than Joe Public but this really is a candy corn fire sale.
/giphy fire sale
Candy pumpkins or bust.
@sprengertrinker They really are better.
@sprengertrinker Who’s bust?
@rtjhnstn
/giphy who’s bust?
Why can’t this be dark chocolate mini reese’s cups
@cranky1950 too good!
@cranky1950 Sorry, that is no longer meh.
https://delish.com/holiday-recipes/halloween/gmp1231/candy-corn-desserts/
You’d think meh peeps were more into healthier options
@username What - sugar free?
@username meh peeps? You mean meh branded sugar coated marshmallow things?
Holy shit I can’t believe people are getting the 50 packs. That’s a lot of candy corms.
@SteveOOO If they’re like me they’re doing it to screw with people, but this is an expensive joke
@SteveOOO “That’s a lot of candy corms.” – omg lmao Why is that so funny??
I haven’t even finished my first bag from the first deal and no one wants to help me even when I offer to pay 'em…
So, it is claimed that these are objectively the best candy corn.
Has anyone seen any taste tests published lately? The best I saw, which was perhaps a decade ago, was out of some California paper (San Fransisco Chronicle?) and done by a real tasting panel. They liked the Jelly Belly ones best.
I have ever since gone through about a pound of the Jelly Belly each year.
If they’re not slightly melted I don’t want them
@mrallen1 If they aren’t adequately melted, just toss the bags in the microwave for a few seconds to a minute on high. The plastic bags shrink slightly, causing the melted candy corn to conform into a solid pillow shaped brick.
Artwork for ants.®
This is not the bundle you were looking for. Move on.
Dear meh:
If you get deals with Brach’s, would you get a deal of their Milk Chocolate Stars bags? They are just about unobtainium. The big Amaz-- does list them at obscene prices. They may be slightly more available in Xmas packaging, which means NOW for your buyers!
Thank you.
Good to know Condition: New.
@givemehdeal Wait till after Halloween. That’s when candy corn is sold as “refurbished.”
Well dam out of the 50 bags.
I received a bag with one of the deals it was rather hard and I threw it away, not saying it’s bad but I feel like your backing me into a Corn-er… Send all of it to P.R.and write it off. Like one Meh-head said chocolate is much more desirable.
It is still hitting 100 degrees in Phoenix. Can you say “candy corn block”?
I bought these just to irritate my wife. She gets upset whenever she sees a package from Meh and berates me for spending money on junk. In fact, an order or two ago was a nice action cam. Just very slightly better than the one I got on Meh before and never used! The best part is that the box went missing.
While we are doing earth a favor and spreading the amount of candy corn from collecting into a single landfill, I can’t wait to see the look on her face when the box comes, she gets upset because I’ve “ordered more worthless shit from that Woot site” and I can open the box, act upset that the candy corn isn’t melted into one easy to handle piece and Chuck it in the garbage.
Maybe meh needs to start a dating site so others can avoid your fate. Each day you are presented with an average looking person who likes to shop on meh. Buy 1-3 messages to them or click meh
I understand the Meh team needs some days off because this deal is a big bore…
Much ado about nothing.
why do you hurt us this way
2 words: Carbon sequestering.
Do not eat and turn into CO2.
Bury this shit in a landfill and call it a day well spent saving the environment.
Smh…they did it…Wow!
Buy and Feed it to chickens— they already say “brach” ,”brach” around the chicken coop.
50 pack already sold out. I would have bought that
Oh well 50 pack sold out. That’s what I get for going to bed at 11 pm and waking up at 7 am. I would have loved a 50 pack for my inner city thug kids.
Great Maker what have I done?
/giphy astute-meticulous-wire
Bring back the gummi bears! Enough with the candy corn!
The combination of candy corn and dry roasted peanuts together is actually quite tasty.
@Mark_L I’ll give it a try.
@Mark_L It tastes like a Payday candy bar!
Yeah, maybe after you eat the corn out of my shit…
@Bumplepimp omg lol
@accelerator YES, PLEASE.
@accelerator I’d buy the circus peanuts.
@accelerator Three votes for circus peanuts!
@accelerator those are terrible. Bringin back some bad mems man…
Got them last time, and they are ALL BROKEN TO SH!T!
@cbaty08 @dave’s gonna ship them in bubble wrap this time because he loves us.
@sammydog01 To the degree that they were broken, I don’t think it was due to the shipping; but I hope that does it for you all!
@cbaty08 popped candy corn sounds awful.
Since the 50 pack is sold out does that mean they are done with candy corn?
@pboser we can only hope.
@RiotDemon hope is not a strategy
@pboser Nah. The 50 pack is probably a bit of a loss leader considering the cost to ship them. They likely had to limit how many they offered.
@cinoclav There were 10 50-packs available. I bet this isn’t the end.
@djslack How do you know? Where is that detail?
@bdb it’s in the data for the graph.
Currently 72 3-packs, 197 6-packs, and 10 50-packs have been bought.
@djslack I see it if I look at the page source. Am I missing some other, easier way to see the data?
@bdb that’s the way I saw it. There may be some data exposed in the json feed but I doubt it as it’s not technically deal related.
I just remembered that someone told me the view-source prefix works on chrome mobile and thought I’d check. Sure enough, it was there.
@djslack Thank you for taking the time to answer my question - twice! I would never had thought to look in the page source for that data. Clever idea.
oh happy day !!
/giphy immortal-rare-degree
Let’s face it. Candy corn is a gross candy, second only to the dreaded Circus Peanuts. However, mix candy corn with salted peanuts, and you’ve got a Payday candy bar! (I’m not kidding, it tastes exactly like one). The best part is that this gives you a more practical reason to buy this crap instead of sitting at your desk making candy corn sculptures all day…
@mandirose admitted to buying the pineapple mugs- anyone want to confess to buying a warehouse of candy corn? Did it seem like a good idea after the gummi bear success?
@sammydog01 I can say with a clear conscious I am not the candy corn buyer
@mandirose Is your conscience clear because you are perhaps losing your memory???
You guys know Brach’s makes excellent jelly beans, right? Hint…hint…
@cinoclav Jelly Bellies would also be acceptable.
@sammydog01 Only if we could choose the flavors. I hate half of them.
BULL SHIT!! Yea, I Said It!! sue Me!!
Candy corn fondue And,~30 more recipes using candy corn
@accelerator I do not want to come to your house for dinner LOL
@Kidsandliz Don’t be rash. If you come I will wear Tacocat shirt!
@accelerator Hmm that might change things. What is the menu? Taco cats? Candy corn tacos?
@Kidsandliz Candy Corn Tacos Candy Corn Tacos are definitely on the menu! As far as cat tacos
I have to run that past Mr. Baxter Accelerator, the resident Mehcat.
@accelerator what the hell. I was drooling over every one of those recipes. I made candy corn Jell-O shots a couple years ago though that were pretty damn good!
Deep fried CandyCorn What can I say. Deep fry some candycorn and put it on a stick. You’ve got a state fair winner on your hands.
I think Meh missed the marketing strategy by not selling these as an ingredient in awesome recipes.
As @trailhunting mentioned PayDay candy bars
Sounds pretty good!
@accelerator
This might be the only more-sugar-saturated deep-fried thing than Deep Fried Twinkies. (BTW, our local SAMs actually recently sold them, direct from Hostess. I thought you had to go to a restaurant to get them.)
'Had to see it for myself - from your story link:
/giphy modest-woozy-design
Please just make it stop.
It’s getting to the point where they should name it candy cornhole day…
Handing these out for Halloween:
A sure way to get your house toilet-papered…
@daveinwarsh So you say just go ahead and give out toilet paper instead? I guess once I get those bidets hooked up I might have extra…
@therealjrn maybe meh has some left over from when they were sent a bunch a while back (like maybe in 2015?)?
@Kidsandliz Oh, I shop at COSTCO. I’ve got PLENTY of TP!
…and candy corn now.
What’s the proper ratio of TP:CC for handing out??
@therealjrn Umm… fill up the inside of the cardboard roll with candy corn?
even my dog won’t eat these
4.5 lbs for $7.99
$9.99 @ Amazon?! WTF?!
This makes me want to invent a semi automatic candy-corn shooting rifle, so the government would regulate the sale of all candy corn soon afterwards.
I am not sure whether or not to be surprised so many people bought this or that they still have some left
/
Why do people need so much candy corn it’s not even that great!
Will the madness ever end?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I got a box! Thanks @dave even though you didn’t spring for bubble wrap. It is way less busted up than the last batch. I couldn’t find an expiration date but I found this:
Is there some new law that mandates this? What was genetically modified? Sugar? Corn? Honeybees? Were they Mexican killer honeybees?
A box???
Welcome to the 1%, @sammydog01.
@therealjrn I feel so special.
@sammydog01 - GMO corn. That’s how they turn it into candy.
@KDemo Well that’s just boring. I was hoping for killer bees.
@sammydog01 So, out of curiosity I asked the candy company’s customer service if that serial/batch number was still good, and they said it was expired. Sure, candy corn doesn’t go bad - I’m beginning to doubt the “Best if Sold by January 2018” designation…
@psantora Did they say how long it had been expired?
@sammydog01 unfortunately, they did not…
Hah! That’s just great! I love pumpkins so much, that i can eat them all time
My favorite dishes are pie and candies from pumpkin. Very comfortable to store candies in nice plastic containers which i usually order here {bullshit spam link,} and then feed my lovely friends and buddies.
{I would delete this, but the replies are too good to lose. Quit spamming here. ~TC}
@RavenHeart77 Hello, spammer!
/giphy pumpkin spice spam
Cc @thumperchick
@djslack
Hi there
@RavenHeart77 Hey there coolness. Are you as cool as @tHumperchick?
@RavenHeart77 You know, my girlfriend has raven wings across all her back.
I wonder, does my friend @tHumperchick have raven wings?
Somehow, Imma say no.
@RavenHeart77
Laugh, and know that the world is laughing at you.
@therealjrn Not sure about tHumperchick, but your GF must be cool, tattoos are cool thing. Really appreciate that world laughing on me, cause good mood is key factor of happiness. I’m also laughing at u dude, good luck.
@RavenHeart77
Yeah. My GF is pretty fucking awesome. Not like you at all.
Fuck off spammer.
@RavenHeart77 A fucking UK address? What kind of failure as a human concern thinks it is good to SPAM PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING PLANET?
@RavenHeart77 I have some tooties, some pences, hell I don’t know.
What are you going to send me again?
@therealjrn chill a lil bit, dude. If something in your fucking life goes wrong it’s not my fault.
@RavenHeart77 A spammer that talks back? I love it!
/giphy hi there
@RavenHeart77 LOL YOU ARE A FUCKING SPAMMER, Alicorn.
YOU ARE A FUCKING Bodacious Frolicking Dumbledore.
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SLIGHT DIVERSION FOR ME. A FUCKING Lilliputian.
TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU EARN YOU MONEY? ALL THOSE 10’S OF PENCES?
CHEESE AND CRACKERS i LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
@therealjrn’s in loooooove!
@sammydog01 SHUT UP, I’M NOT “IN LOVE” I’M JUST IN LOVE WITH LOVE.
@RavenHeart77 So, what’s up? How YOU doing?
LUL
YOURS KID FACES IN THAT MOMENT LOOK LIKE? RIGHT? PJSalt Kappa
@RavenHeart77 Hey man, you don’t know but I fly all around this fuckin’ globe.
Do you ever go to Monte Carlo?
@therealjrn want to feel taste of blood in your mouth or what? Why do u asking me?
@RavenHeart77 "the taste of blood in my mouth’
MMM…you have no fucking idea. Do you ever go to Monte Carlo?
@therealjrn I went to Monte Carlo but don’t remember any blood.
/giphy well that escalated quickly
@sammydog01 You didn’t do it right.
@RavenHeart77 So, what’s up? How YOU doing?
bunch of boring & {I like to make rude statements and use slurs to insult people because I lack imagination and vocabulary!} jokes HAha ResidentSleeper
@RavenHeart77
Look.
Here’s the thing. We have a massive “peanut gallery” right now…
@RavenHeart77
So you are doing your thing, and the forum is doin’ it’s thing.
Is English your first language?
@RavenHeart77
What is your preferential 1st language?
@RavenHeart77 Ohkay.
here’s the thing. I need to get to a safe place before the Sun crosses the horizon. Nice meeting you, come back and see us sometime fucker.
TTYL
@therealjrn
bye
@therealjrn nobody is as cool as TC.
@Thumperchick Indeed
/giphy howdy ho neighbor
