Hey, how about candlelight for a change?
Candlelight dinners are passé, now we’re gonna dine by simply breathing.
None of that “light” crap for me! And snuff out those candles, they’re eating my air.
We shall dine by the light of the pyres of those who oppress us.
@werehatrack and drink from the skulls of our dead foes.
Battery operated lites. Nothing beats candlelight to set the mood.
By the Dashboard Lights
It’s all that I can afford
@lonocat well, yes, after buying that car with all those pretty buttons and displays.
@lonocat A fairly regular occurrence when taking short trips, or long.
@lonocat apparently you can see paradise
All the flashlights meh has sold.
Tesla coils. While there is >zero chance of being set on fire during dinner, it adds some excitement, which is hard to come by at my age.
@rockblossom With the right setup, they can also be used to produce the mood music. Especially if the mood you’re looking for is “mad scientist” (or “industrial chiptunes”).
@xobzoo Always a possibility. I actually prefer my tesla-lit dinners with a mad violinist playing the theremin.
We’re going to dine by the light of shitty imported crap we got on Amazon
@f00l Isn’t Amazon crap a bit passé? I think the latest fashion is dining by the light of shitty imported crap from Temu.
@rockblossom
I’m usually old-school with my shitty crap
@f00l @rockblossom As old-school as the Sears catalog?
Cell phone screen light as we scroll social media.
Neon
/giphy headlights
TV light.
We’ll be eating by cellphone lights as we sit together at the table texting each other!
Moonlight. That skylight is for all sky lights, not just the sun.
Hey, how about candlelight for a change?
None of that “light” crap for me!
And snuff out those candles, they’re eating my air.
We shall dine by the light of the pyres of those who oppress us.
@werehatrack
and drink from the skulls of our dead foes.
Battery operated lites. Nothing beats candlelight to set the mood.
By the Dashboard Lights
It’s all that I can afford
@lonocat well, yes, after buying that car with all those pretty buttons and displays.
@lonocat A fairly regular occurrence when taking short trips, or long.
@lonocat apparently you can see paradise
All the flashlights meh has sold.
Tesla coils. While there is >zero chance of being set on fire during dinner, it adds some excitement, which is hard to come by at my age.
@rockblossom With the right setup, they can also be used to produce the mood music. Especially if the mood you’re looking for is “mad scientist” (or “industrial chiptunes”).
@xobzoo Always a possibility. I actually prefer my tesla-lit dinners with a mad violinist playing the theremin.
We’re going to dine by the light of shitty imported crap we got on Amazon
@f00l Isn’t Amazon crap a bit passé? I think the latest fashion is dining by the light of shitty imported crap from Temu.
@rockblossom
I’m usually old-school with my shitty crap
@f00l @rockblossom As old-school as the Sears catalog?
Cell phone screen light as we scroll social media.
Neon
/giphy headlights
TV light.
We’ll be eating by cellphone lights as we sit together at the table texting each other!
Moonlight. That skylight is for all sky lights, not just the sun.