CAH 99% off sale
13deal every ten minutes. next deal is 85" sony 4k tv for $34.99. (i assume they only sell one of each item)
they also had a $20 bill for $0.20.
https://www.99percentoffsale.com/
oh, and fuck. (to help with the fuck count)
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I have no idea what the fuck I’m going to do with this. I’ve tried for almost everything so far and THIS is what I got?
@cinoclav I don’t know why I’m laughing, but congratulations!
@cinoclav @narfcake I second the congratulations, lol!
@cinoclav yes! put it in random people’s offices and scare the shit out of them
@cinoclav @sammydog01 will be so disappointed to hear that you got one.
@carl669 Already thinking that way. He may start in my front window.
@narfcake @tnhillbillygal Lol - Thanks. It’s just so ridiculous you can’t help but laugh about it.
@cinoclav Well…considering some of the other things that are up for grabs, this is consistently in the “Meh” category of prizes…you should feel equal parts excited about winning something and disappointed it wasn’t something cooler. Congrats!
@bramby2 @cinoclav Like a sweepstakes, “Thousands will enter. Few will win.”
@cinoclav I only tried for the hundred $ bill…meh…
@cinoclav I’M SO EXCITED FOR YOU! I really wanted one of those.
@sammydog01 For the right price…
@cinoclav I’ll give you double what you paid for it. What a deal!
@cinoclav
ROFLMAO
Reckon the first flight suit buyer backed out?
LOL!
@narfcake I tried for it. Resale value would of been good. Unused, of course.
@narfcake @RiotDemon I tried for it too for just that reason. That’s actually the reason I’ve tried for most of the stuff.
Why, oh why am I stuck at work when I can’t look at this all day?
@RiotDemon I’m not even trying to buy any of it. Watching the absurdity of it all is great already.
@RiotDemon And I keep asking myself, why oh why am I watching this when I could be more productive.
Whoa - bonus! Just got a CAH email saying I was too slow on the casket and it’ll be refunded in a few days. They included a code for a free Absurd Box!
@cinoclav LOL
@cinoclav no shit? Nice!
Is anyone that’s trying getting a 404 error?
@cinoclav that’s what I got
@cinoclav I’m getting only 404 errors when not using chrome. Using chrome, it just never lets me past the bot check
@KittySprinkles I’m using Chrome but it’s just getting all sorts of glitchy now.
@cinoclav Hopefully it gets it’s shit together for those Gucci slides
@KittySprinkles It didn’t. Wouldn’t let me confirm my address
@cinoclav I’ve found the secret is just to keep trying to proceed over and over. However, I was too slow. Still got through enough to get the code for the free box! That alone is worth spamming the proceed button
@KittySprinkles Yeah, just got home so it’s back to trying again.
@cinoclav you just missed a giant disco ball. I know, it’s a tough time.
@KittySprinkles Saw it just as I logged in. Also go the ‘rate exceeded’ error on the last one. I think we’ve killed it.
@cinoclav beating that site to death today for sure. Almost had the eagle, was actually successful, but at the last second came to my senses.
@KittySprinkles It’ll let you check out but it doesn’t guarantee you actually got it. Once you check out it says they’ll send you notice if you were the fastest to click buy.
@cinoclav but I did land my kid the absurd box for Christmas so there’s my silver lining.
@KittySprinkles Got mine too. Wish it gave free shipping.
@cinoclav hehe, ok Ebenezer
holy shit i might have gotten the cheese!!
@carl669 did you copy paste or type that text?
@carl669 Plus congrats! Cheese is always good!
@tnhillbillygal copy/paste
@carl669 A couple of times I’ve gotten all the way through the checkout only to find out I didn’t actually get it. Keeping the fingers crossed for you!
@cinoclav how long was it before you got your rejection email?
@carl669 The only one I got an actual rejection for was the casket. Just didn’t get any more emails except for the ‘success’ one for Orlando. That one took about 30 minutes to come through.
@carl669 Sheep’s Milk and that cheese rocks!
I’ll take a wedge lol!
Thanks Obama!!!
I just missed out on his bust! Sold out when clicking final buy. Woulda been able to have some fun with that as a gift this x-mas!
What have I possibly done
@KittySprinkles Delete photo name and address shown!
@KittySprinkles NICE!!!
@KittySprinkles I’m going to edit and repost a new pic without your address.
@KittySprinkles @Thumperchick Good looking out!
@Thumperchick shiiiiiit. Lol thanks. Lunch with hubby, texting 3 people, trying to do this sale, and not caffeinated
Poor Hubby!
@KittySprinkles I mean, I may have to text you later to find out if you got those slides… since we have your number now.
@reg036 why’s that
@Thumperchick haha yeah fuck that was a goof
Is anybody else getting request rate limit exceeded error at the payment screen on all of these?
@tnhillbillygal yes
@reg036 okay, just wanted to make sure I hadn’t maxed out attempts on my cc, lol
@tnhillbillygal yup
@tnhillbillygal ya, what does it mean?
@moonhat @tnhillbillygal good question. I am getting that all the time now.
@mfladd @moonhat @tnhillbillygal same
@mfladd @moonhat @tnhillbillygal it’s just the latest error in a long line of them. I’ve found if you just keep trying you might get through. But then I just came to a new one after getting past the request rate one
@KittySprinkles @mfladd @moonhat @tnhillbillygal yeah mine jumps between the request rate and contact customer service.
Am I a total dummy? I couldn’t figure out the answer to the inflammatory disco question. Argh!!
@moonhat Me either. Although I’m missing a lot of them.
@moonhat @sammydog01 you’ve all figured it out now right?
@Ignorant @moonhat The only thing I can think of is pelvic. Answer please?
@moonhat @sammydog01 fever
@Ignorant @sammydog01 ahhh!!! Ok. Dang it!
@Ignorant @moonhat Now I feel stupid. Like usual.
@Ignorant @sammydog01 me too!
My niece would love the Mean Girls poster, lol.
@tnhillbillygal Back when Lindsay still had a bright future… now she’s a washed up has-been.
Lindsay and I have so much in common.
@ruouttaurmind She is always quoting this and Legally Blonde.
Mom would enjoy that butter churn. She’s always talking about having to churn butter when she was a youngin’.
They got you beat on weirdness meh!
To anybody that misses out on the live ants:
I have all you’ll ever need, and I can undercut their price. Just post your request here.
PS - Willing to swap for one anteater.
@kdemo
Calling @therealjrn
I’ve gotten 3 “Thank you! …your order is not confirmed…” messages so far. No emails.
@medz I got nada. Do we know what time this fiasco ends?
horseshit…suppose to type a period at the end of that one and it wasn’t listed in the prompt…
Jesus Christ this is making me crazy. Got all the way to the email confirmation page for the Emperor Workstation then it froze.
Every time I’m entering in my cc info it keeps repeatedly popping back to the address page. I need to stop trying!
I’d never heard of the 99 percent off site until today so thanks for posting!
So I’ve tried a couple times and once I get to the add to bag part, I get a pop up that calls me a weirdo and says I’m in private mode. I tried on both my phone and computer and got the same message.
Am I doing something wrong?
@qwerty82 - It’s likely the first and last day CAH will do this - it’s for Black Friday.
I was getting the same message in Chrome, but it worked in a different browser - in my case Opera.
Good luck!
@qwerty82 Stop being a weirdo, you weirdo.
/It has to do with your cookies
@qwerty82
CAH does something . . . dare I say unique? . . every Black Friday.
@therealjrn Haha not an easy feat for me!
Yeah I figured it would have something to do with cookies. I’ll just use it as a sign that I partake in too many random sites like this. Thanks for the info!
So what is everyone’s favorite message in the border scroll?
I vote for “Fuck You Jeff Bezos”
@Cerridwyn yes, love it!
That trip to Antarctica! Too crazy.
@moonhat I want it sooo badly!
@cinoclav @moonhat
and you are going to buy it?
@cinoclav @moonhat Did you get it?
Wtf? Entering the phrase the way they wanted it didn’t work.
@Cerridwyn @cinoclav nope
@cinoclav I couldn’t get past the enter phrase thing. Wonder if they screwed up the correct answer…
@moonhat Yet somehow it seemed to go. Unless it really didn’t…
@cinoclav @moonhat suspicious was there maybe a smartass answer…could it have been something tricky?
@cinoclav @moonhat @tinamarie1974 I tried the obvious thing, with and without the capital A. I tried entering the phrase after the word “spell” without spaces, with and without punctuation…
@cinoclav @moonhat @shahnm @tinamarie1974
they messed up the prompt. correct answer was forward backward forward (antarcticaacitcratnaantarctica) according to a reddit thread
@carl669 @cinoclav @moonhat @shahnm well fuck. That is completely meh
We may be done, the red suit is up for sale. Only a thousand bucks.
@blaineg And that’s all she wrote.
That was nuts. I’m totally jealous of anyone that got anything.
@RiotDemon I just enjoyed playing along knowing I wasn’t going to buy anything. Plus it kept me away from the Woot-off.
So, I guess I’m the big winner today with a $.75 Orlando Bloom standee. I feel my life is basically complete.
@cinoclav I envy you… No, I don’t.
@Barney @cinoclav I envy you. Big time.
@sammydog01 You made me giggle.
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Foiled by the capcha
Wait, I could give my money to someone else for even more stupider crap?
I could have totally used the giant inflatable eagle and 8-foot Anubis. Meh.