Not useful in making Margaritas. Just forget about it.
Not available in Georgia Red
Not Mac-compatible unless your name is Mac and you like a Bidet.
No lumens rating is relevant.
Not USB-C or even USB3.x compatible. (Nor any other USB.)
No Android app
No iOS app either
In fact, no app at all.
Did I mention that it’s not suitable for involvement in making any kind of beverage including but not limited to Margaritas, Dacquiris, and whever else you were about to spuriously posit?
Makes a terrible wedding present.
Not for use in a motor vehicle not also rated as a temporary residence, mmmkay?
I am dead certain one of you will have the urge to whatabout something to force an expansion of this list. For the love of Dagon, just reconsider now, while what’s left of sanity is still holding on by a thread.
@heartny No Bluetooth, and also no WiFi. No 4G, 5G, LTE or any other data connectivity, either. Does not have a hardwired Ethernet port or any other kind of networking port.
We stayed at a hotel once where the toilet did exactly that. It had a motion sensor that turned on a light, circulated some water freshener, and warmed the seat. You just had to be careful what button you pushed when you sat down.
@goldnectar@troy $100?! Maybe from an unlicensed “handyman” with several convictions. Around here (Florida’s Sun Coast) the quote for an outlet in a new location is about $1000…
Wall AC power outlet receptacle in photo is not ground-fault circuit interrupt (GFCI) type. Electrical safety codes do not allow in bathrooms, unless one looks forward to a happy ending.
@jdutica@KNmeh7 There could be a GFCI breaker on that circuit in the main panel, to ensure the maximum possible infuriation of anyone who tries to use power in that room.
@KlarkKent13 only problem with this, as an increasingly old person, is the stories you hear about people expiring due to exertion while on a toilet. So perhaps too literal for comfort.
I want this so badly for the place I’m moving into, but I’m not 100% sure of the toilet length and have no clue if there’s a nearby outlet. If this sale were three days from now it would be perfect!
I lived in Japan for a few years and greatly miss my fancy toilet seat.
@Sancdar I first encountered a fancy Japanese toilet at a hotel in Shinjuku and the controls were built in to the tile wall. Of course I had to figure out from the little blue and pink icons what I needed, since I couldn’t read the text. I started getting these seat-kind-of-things here a few years ago. It was before the covid toilet-paper hoarding started, but I was very glad to have it then.
@Sancdar To your original question, yes, definitely need to know regular vs elongated. Don’t worry, bidet seats seem to come frequently here especially in the chilly months. A warm seat and warm water and warmly appreciated then.
I use a heavy duty 3-prong extension cord, 14 or 16-gauge, not 18 gauge, to a bathroom outlet that was just a few feet too far away. I know it’s officially not recommended but I judged it to be OK for my situation.
Specs
Product: Omigo GS Essential Bidet Toilet Seat
Model: CRDB-EW, CRDB-RW
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$340.00 at Amazon
Warranty
1 Year Manufacturer Warranty
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Oct 30 - Wednesday, Nov 1
Bidet mates! Greetings from down under!
@yakkoTDI Now that was fucking clever
@detailer I may have watched a certain mid '80s comedy earlier in the weekend that gave me the idea.
/giphy dingle berry
Why do these keep coming up?
I bet this item could’ve helped this poor young lady when she FINALLY let loose!!
https://www.outkick.com/bachelor-in-paradise-contestant-forced-to-quit-show-after-going-10-days-without-pooping/
Before anyone asks:
I am dead certain one of you will have the urge to whatabout something to force an expansion of this list. For the love of Dagon, just reconsider now, while what’s left of sanity is still holding on by a thread.
@werehatrack Whatabout Bluetooth?
@heartny No Bluetooth, and also no WiFi. No 4G, 5G, LTE or any other data connectivity, either. Does not have a hardwired Ethernet port or any other kind of networking port.
@werehatrack It’s illuminated, so a lumen rating would be relevant.
@heartny @werehatrack Bluetooth would be nice so you get tell it to warm up when you’re on your way.
@werehatrack I think this would make an excellent wedding present.
@callow @heartny @werehatrack With bluetooth 3.0, it could warm up as you were approaching
@caffeineguy @callow @heartny @werehatrack some of us prefer (and need) Utra WideBand (UWB).
@caffeineguy @callow @heartny @werehatrack
The Tesla toilet will definitely do that.
@caffeineguy @callow @heartny @pmarin @werehatrack
We stayed at a hotel once where the toilet did exactly that. It had a motion sensor that turned on a light, circulated some water freshener, and warmed the seat. You just had to be careful what button you pushed when you sat down.
For today’s product meh should have,“changed who’s buying this crap” to “who’s buying this butt post-poop crap” Ick!!
@growyoungagain Or it could have read, “Who is crapping this buy?”.
These make really shitty margaritas…
/giphy a pained groan
Id be all over this if I had a toilet with an outlet nearby. I have always wanted to upgrade my cheapy water pressure bidets.
@goldnectar should cost around $100 to add an outlet behind your john
@goldnectar @troy $100?! Maybe from an unlicensed “handyman” with several convictions. Around here (Florida’s Sun Coast) the quote for an outlet in a new location is about $1000…
@goldnectar @MrNews That’s insane! I’ve had several new outlets installed in the $100-$150 range from licensed electricians here in TX.
@goldnectar Absolutely. My favorite toilet is on a party wall in my townhouse, and there’s no way I can get electrical in there.
@MrNews @troy eventually, I need to get a electrician into my house for a list of things. I’ll definitely inquire about installing toilet outlets.
Why do they always make these with such a short cord?
@Fzero I’m guessing a trip hazard although I never saw a toilet you can walk behind
Missed opportunity here for a crappy Bluetooth speaker.
considering how vulnerable you are while you’re on the toilet, the sidearm is a really smart addition.
@omally is that related to a ‘reach-around?’
Not even really sure what that is.
And before anyone asks, no, I’m not interested in a hands-on demonstration.
@pmarin it’s a bit tough to demonstrate it hands-free!
Wall AC power outlet receptacle in photo is not ground-fault circuit interrupt (GFCI) type. Electrical safety codes do not allow in bathrooms, unless one looks forward to a happy ending.
@jdutica Could be one upstream, if you’ll forgive my pun.
Fuck it. I typed it, I own it!
UPSTREAM!
@jdutica Look at that tile. It has knob and tube wiring with a fancy plate.
@jdutica @KNmeh7 There could be a GFCI breaker on that circuit in the main panel, to ensure the maximum possible infuriation of anyone who tries to use power in that room.
@jdutica or it’s tapped off the GFCI at the sink 3 feet away
@jdutica Yeah, I have a GFCI outlet in one bathroom, but all the bathroom outlets are on that circuit and if one trips they all do.
Bidet of the Dead was RIGHT THERE, but maybe they were self-conscious about how many butt-cleaners they offer.
@KlarkKent13 only problem with this, as an increasingly old person, is the stories you hear about people expiring due to exertion while on a toilet. So perhaps too literal for comfort.
@pmarin I mean, literally happened to my grandpa.
I want this so badly for the place I’m moving into, but I’m not 100% sure of the toilet length and have no clue if there’s a nearby outlet. If this sale were three days from now it would be perfect!
I lived in Japan for a few years and greatly miss my fancy toilet seat.
@Sancdar I first encountered a fancy Japanese toilet at a hotel in Shinjuku and the controls were built in to the tile wall. Of course I had to figure out from the little blue and pink icons what I needed, since I couldn’t read the text. I started getting these seat-kind-of-things here a few years ago. It was before the covid toilet-paper hoarding started, but I was very glad to have it then.
@Sancdar To your original question, yes, definitely need to know regular vs elongated. Don’t worry, bidet seats seem to come frequently here especially in the chilly months. A warm seat and warm water and warmly appreciated then.
I use a heavy duty 3-prong extension cord, 14 or 16-gauge, not 18 gauge, to a bathroom outlet that was just a few feet too far away. I know it’s officially not recommended but I judged it to be OK for my situation.
A drinking fountain for my dog! Awesome sauce.
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
@xian Two of my cats might consider that as well.
WP article entitled
“Using toilet paper is grosser than you think” :https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2023/10/16/bidet-benefits-toilet-paper/ says it all.