#BluetoothEverything (A contest?)
6On the tail of my rant yesterday which I cleaned up very much before posting, I have decided that things needs Bluetooth.
As such, I have been making posts connecting Bluetooth to everything.
I have decided though to take this to a new level. Therefore, I have decided I create a thread where people could share actual products with Bluetooth.
Please do me a favor though and not share phones, Bluetooth adapters, cars, or smartwatches.
To make this thread more exciting (though I dunno how that’s possible), feel free to share your picks for coolest/weirdest things with Bluetooth.
If you only post one of them, share if you think it’s cool or not.
BLUETOOTHEVERYTHING
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Coffee maker:
https://www.amazon.com/BrewGenie-Smartphone-App-enabled-Bluetooth-Coffee/dp/B018J24TTS
Tape measure:
https://www.amazon.com/eTape16-ETBT16-75-DB-RP-Digital-Bluetooth-Polycarbonate/dp/B019K3QZ7Y
Bluetooth Tooth
Toilet paper holder
@conandlibrarian you can’t fool me, that’s clearly a speaker dock! Calling @sohmageek
Bluetooth toilet
@conandlibrarian An actual Internet of Shit!
@dashcloud
No, I think we’re already in the actual Internet of shit.
“One Ring to rule them all. One ring to find them.” Or so it goes. While the One Ring only exists in Tolkien’s Middle-earth, Logbar is trying to make the technological equivalent of the mythical jewelry today with Ring, a wearable device that can seemingly control everything. The Ring uses Bluetooth to interact with a variety of gadgets, and supports gesture control and gesture texting. Users will be able to receive their mobile device notifications from the Ring, and could pay all of their bills with a single gesture. Ring received more than $880,000 in funding, and was supposed to release sometime in July 2014. However, the $190 device still hasn’t launched.
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/weirdest-bluetooth-gadgets-stuff-roundup,review-2369.html
Emotiv Epoch+
The award winning EMOTIV Epoc+ is a 14 channel wireless EEG, designed for contextualized research and advanced brain computer interface (BCI) applications. The EPOC+ provides access to dense array, high quality, raw EEG data using our subscription based software, Pure•EEG. Cost: $799.00
A high resolution, multi-channel EEG system.
@mfladd
Wow. Really cool.
@mfladd
They take my brainwaves out of my dead, cold brain.
Blue tooth
Might need tin foil on his head too.
May I present the $100 Bluetooth toaster:
https://press.griffintechnology.com/release/griffin-technology-unveils-griffin-home-a-collection-of-smart-apppowered-appliances-that-simplify-and-enhance-everyday-routines-at-ces-2017/
Because using your phone to make toast is “simpler” than pushing a lever and waiting.
Bluetooth Rabbit Vibrator
Sorry, no pics at work.
I think you can get an IOT version too.
For long distance relations(hips).
@2many2no I added content for you because I proclaim you the winnetr! Who doesn’t love a good toy?!
@mfladd Thanks, I know we all needed to see that!
Wiimotes have been helping people #bluetootheverything for a while. https://www.lifewire.com/unusual-uses-for-the-wii-remote-2498587
Is it that difficult to keep track of how much you’re smoking?
http://www.quitbitlighter.com/
/image quitbit
Bluetooth bra that only opens when she is in love?
@daveinwarsh And, while not bluetooth, you can charge your bluetooth bra or other device with the SOLAR BIKINI. No longer will power go to waste with women lounging on the beaches. Just walk up & plug your device into her bikini (ask first). Maybe some day, power from groups of women lounging at the beach could be plugged into the main power grid!
@daveinwarsh cuz people only have sex when they’re in love? Lol
BT dice:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ELHPDIM
BT handset gloves:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009NBRXAC
BT speaker skateboard:
https://www.globebrand.com/glb-gsb-blazer-26-10525258-teal-26
(I cheated. I just searched thisiswhyimbroke.com.)
@narfcake
The number one rule of cheating is that you don’t tell anybody you’re cheating.
It kinda dilutes the purpose of cheating.
BT Frying Pan. Now in stock for $129 plus shipping.
Bluetooth Fork. $65.
@daveinwarsh
If that had better reviews…
And here is a $200 bluetooth soccerball
https://www.amazon.com/r/dp/B00L7R2CWO
@DaveInSoCal
*Football
@DaveInSoCal
/image handegg
@narfcake seriously. Who the fuck named American football, football? Annoying. When I think of anything named ball, it’s round.
/giphy bouncy ball
@RiotDemon
/youtube Elmo’s World balls
@PlacidPenguin I’m sorry, I can’t watch the entire episode, it’s about 14 minutes too long, lol
@PlacidPenguin No. It’s a soccer ball. A sport that seemingly lasts forever and usually ends with a 0 to 0 tie.
@daveinwarsh While I agree that soccer is interminable, the game typically takes about 120 minutes including breaks, of which the ball is in play for 64 minutes.
Contrast American football, which on average lasts 192 minutes, of which the ball is in play for 11.
Baseball lasts about 180 minutes, with the ball in play for 18.
Basketball lasts about 180 minutes, with the ball in play for 48.
And then there’s cricket.
Turns out soccer is over relatively quickly!
@daveinwarsh @ravenblack cricket - Cricket does not belong on any list of the ball being in play. They invented baseball because cricket took too long - not sure I’d call baseball much of an improvement though.