Barney is back!

Barney shared a link said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 5:25pm ET

There’s going to be a new Barney movie. Aren’t you excited? I am!

https://www.vox.com/2019/10/18/20921328/barney-the-dinosaur-new-movie-mattel-daniel-kaluuya

I love you, you love me. We’re a happy family.

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Barney said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 5:27pm ET:

Nice picture. SMH.

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- @Barney Oh, my. What an unflattering angle.
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 5:53pm ET
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- @therealjrn Yeah, I guess it’s pretty hard to figure out the difference between “Barney is back” and “Barney’s back”.
  
  Barney said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 6:02pm ET
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- @Barney @therealjrn shake, shake, shake
  Shake, shake, shake! Shake your booty! Shake you’re booty!!
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 6:03pm ET
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- @Barney @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
  Bareback Barney.
  Oh, wait. That’s a completely different movie.
  
  mike808 said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 10:44pm ET
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CaptAmehrican said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 6:15pm ET:

/giphy barny purple

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- @Barney loves purple.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 6:19pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican I love purple!
  
  curtise said Tue, Oct 22nd 2019 at 12:43am ET
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- purple loves @barney.
  
  mediocrebot said Tue, Oct 22nd 2019 at 12:43am ET
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Barney said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 6:16pm ET:

I guess I need to throw this in so that @RiotDemon doesn’t feel left out.
/youtube baby shark original song

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sammydog01 said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 6:52pm ET:

I may actually go see this one!

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- @sammydog01 I’ll buy the popcorn!
  
  Barney said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 7:05pm ET
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mike808 said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 10:53pm ET:

I wonder if David Joyner will be reprising his role, infusing the character with his intervening life experience.

David Joyner, the puppeteer who braved the dark abyss inside the Barney costume for a decade, is now a tantric sex instructor.

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- @mike808 so shocking and wrong all at once! His does he get women to pay him?!?!?!?
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 11:26pm ET
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- @mike808 I love you, you love me?
  
  mehcuda67 said Tue, Oct 22nd 2019 at 1:12am ET
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f00l said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 11:12pm ET:

/giphy happy purple

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RiotDemon said Mon, Oct 21st 2019 at 11:26pm ET:

Barney contained a chronogram of the Book of Revelation’s Number of the Beast, 666.[29] Below is the formula of the equation:

The character of Barney is well-described as a “cute purple dinosaur”.
The book points out how the former Latin alphabet used the letter V in place of U.
Therefore the above phrase is modified to “cvte pvrple dinosavr”.
Letters that do not represent Roman numerals are removed, leaving: “c v v l d i v”
When the remaining numbers 100, 5, 5, 50, 500, 1, and 5 are added, the result is 666, the Number of the Beast.[29] A summary of the Antichrist calculation was included in the Barney FAQ v1.2 (posted on Usenet’s alt.tv.barney newsgroup in December 1993).[30]
This also works with “lovable purple dinosaur”. This gives the letters “l v l v l d i v”, which in turn gives 50, 5, 50, 5, 50, 500, 1, and 5, which also adds up to 666.

I believe it. @Barney keeps tagging me with Baby Shark. My own kind of personal hell.

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  /giphy irrefutable!
  
  f00l said Tue, Oct 22nd 2019 at 12:00am ET
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unksol said Tue, Oct 22nd 2019 at 11:15pm ET:

Tic tac toe three in a row
Barny got shot by a gi joe

Did no one else learn how barny died?

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lordbowen said Wed, Oct 23rd 2019 at 12:09am ET:

/giphy purple celebration

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