August 16 -- National Tell a Joke Day
3For some unknown reason, today is National Tell a Joke Day. So tell us some of your favorites.
One of mine is “1.4 million Chinese walk into a bar.”
People usually wait expectantly, blink, then a few may actually laugh. A joke typically consists of a story and a punch line. In that joke, they are one and the same.
Lay some jokes on us.
- 5 comments, 3 replies
- Comment
Well, my life can be a fucking joke on some days.
Not often a funny or clever one tho.
: )
/giphy joke
https://meh.com/forum/topics/the-joke-thread
https://meh.com/forum/topics/bad-jokes
“9 W” that is the answer.
What is the question?
“Do you spell your name with a “V” Herr Wagner?”
This is @ACraigL’s joke from one of his t-shirts
@Kidsandliz funny, but my dad is a retired chemist. I don’t likey!
Would that be measured as 1.4 mega hurts?
@mehcuda67 It actually should have been 1.4 billion. I think when I first heard the joke it was something like 600 million. Old habits die hard.
@ThunderChicken Ahhh, 1.4 giga hurts, then.
You’d think someone would have noticed after the first couple hundred million.