Ask Irk: How Do You Want To Die?

mediocrebot had a video to watch said Sun, Aug 21st 2022 at 12:00am ET

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phendrick said Sun, Aug 21st 2022 at 12:11am ET:
1. Of a heart attack, after the best sex of my life, or
2. In my sleep, after staggering to the bed totally drunk on expensive whisky, or
3. Some combination of the above.
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  Of a heart attack, after the best sex of my life
  
  Not sure that would be fair to your partner…
  
  chienfou said Tue, Aug 23rd 2022 at 11:58pm ET
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- @chienfou term life insurance?
  
  phendrick said Wed, Aug 24th 2022 at 1:31pm ET
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  how much are we takin’ here??
  /giphy show me the money
  
  chienfou said Wed, Aug 24th 2022 at 4:56pm ET
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- @chienfou Depends. We talking about “Harley Quinn” or “Cholera Victim Nancy”?
  
  phendrick said Thu, Aug 25th 2022 at 1:37am ET
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lordbowen said Sun, Aug 21st 2022 at 12:12am ET:

Life IS beautiful, IRK. Take that bag and shove it into a 1,000 year time capsule.

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yakkoTDI said Sun, Aug 21st 2022 at 8:30am ET:

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the other people in his car.

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blaineg said Sun, Aug 21st 2022 at 10:21am ET:

Someone once asked one of motor sport’s greatest drivers, the 1930s Grand Prix champion Tazio Nuvolari, why he risked his life in a racing car. He responded by asking a question of his own: “How do you want to die?”

His questioner said: “In my bed, in my sleep.”
To which the suave Nuvolari replied: “Then how do you find the courage to turn out the lights at night?”

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