If someone at work is doing it I increase the volume of my bathroom noises as much as I can and throw in an extra flush or two.
The worst however is the one guy that can’t live without his e-reader. He reads at the urinal and needs to put it down to manipulate clothing/equipment. He sets it right down on top of the urinal. Only washes his hands and then carries that thing with him all over the office. Even the breakroom.
Just scored a boc while taking a real crap! Is this a sign from the divine Woot Gods themselves? I mean I was just sitting on the porcelain throne and a notification pops up like a message from above. Almost as if I was being compensated for my spice melange…
My company uses the shittiest team software known to man - WebEx Teams (another fine Cisco product they’ve managed to turn into complete garbage, as is their wont) and, while it does allow you to control the mic and cam, turns everything on by default - because what’s better than hearing AND seeing 20 people type and eat and talk and… whatever during a meeting?
So if you can’t tell where this is going - massive meeting, like 50+ people, and some dude was live-streaming while he took a dump.