@ybmuG no. Everyone does. The point was if you actively communicate via voice while squeezing one out. Then we may have questions. That no one wants answered.
If someone at work is doing it I increase the volume of my bathroom noises as much as I can and throw in an extra flush or two.
The worst however is the one guy that can’t live without his e-reader. He reads at the urinal and needs to put it down to manipulate clothing/equipment. He sets it right down on top of the urinal. Only washes his hands and then carries that thing with him all over the office. Even the breakroom.
If I find someone in public restroom on a phone, I loudly exclaim something like, “man, someone took a huge dump!”
Then do my best to make whatever I’m doing as loud as possible!
@“horty3408” wrote:
Just scored a boc while taking a real crap! Is this a sign from the divine Woot Gods themselves? I mean I was just sitting on the porcelain throne and a notification pops up like a message from above. Almost as if I was being compensated for my spice melange…
My company uses the shittiest team software known to man - WebEx Teams (another fine Cisco product they’ve managed to turn into complete garbage, as is their wont) and, while it does allow you to control the mic and cam, turns everything on by default - because what’s better than hearing AND seeing 20 people type and eat and talk and… whatever during a meeting?
So if you can’t tell where this is going - massive meeting, like 50+ people, and some dude was live-streaming while he took a dump.
ew.
Would it be weird that I watched this on the toilet?
Not saying I did, but if I did…
@ybmuG Oh admit it, you really did.
/giphy toilet
@ybmuG no. Everyone does. The point was if you actively communicate via voice while squeezing one out. Then we may have questions. That no one wants answered.
@Mehrocco_Mole I admit nothing
@Mehrocco_Mole and that giphy takes it up a notch - not just voice on the toilet, but video. Serious over-sharing.
@ybmuG Well, I really did, er, am…
@ybmuG LOL
For texting, IMing, online shopping…fine. For talking/speakerphone? HELL NO! What’s wrong with people?
I thought I was going crazy, but these videos really do (sometimes) start with “Hello, and welcome to ask Irk!”, not just “Welcome to ask Irk!”
Count me among the devoted fans of HaWtAI.
Is that mostly a “guy” thing?
@Lynnerizer well we all know women don’t poop. Just migrate in groups. Maybe check with your flock?
For work, yes. I detest it, but my boss doesn’t know the definition of boundaries.
If someone at work is doing it I increase the volume of my bathroom noises as much as I can and throw in an extra flush or two.
The worst however is the one guy that can’t live without his e-reader. He reads at the urinal and needs to put it down to manipulate clothing/equipment. He sets it right down on top of the urinal. Only washes his hands and then carries that thing with him all over the office. Even the breakroom.
@yakkoTDI sounds more like a “p-reader”
@yakkoTDI I mean. Urine is sterile. Many people don’t wash their hands. That’s way more disgusting. Bringing he’s e-readers in is weird but.
@unksol @yakkoTDI According to what is urine sterile⁈
@TPS @unksol @yakkoTDI
/google is urine sterile
Urine is not sterile, and neither is the rest of you | Science News
https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/gory-details/urine-not-sterile-and-neither-rest-you
If I find someone in public restroom on a phone, I loudly exclaim something like, “man, someone took a huge dump!”
Then do my best to make whatever I’m doing as loud as possible!
From Woot just now:
@therealjrn I always heard bowing before the porcelain goddess. From one teacher. When he got the flue or something causeing puke.
For what it’s worth is hold my girls hair
What could be so important?
My company uses the shittiest team software known to man - WebEx Teams (another fine Cisco product they’ve managed to turn into complete garbage, as is their wont) and, while it does allow you to control the mic and cam, turns everything on by default - because what’s better than hearing AND seeing 20 people type and eat and talk and… whatever during a meeting?
So if you can’t tell where this is going - massive meeting, like 50+ people, and some dude was live-streaming while he took a dump.
Thanks, Cisco - keep being awesome.
@Pufferfishy That’s EPIC!!
Slightly related:
Woot! A repeat video of my Ask Irk question.
I posted it right after I personally witnessed someone talking on their phone in the stall. Gross.
@jsh139
Oh! That’s so…ungggg…nnnng… :plop: interesting.
@jsh139 @therealjrn or maybe “PlooP”