Are we nearing the end of Meh?
7It used to feel like Morning Save or Morning Glory or whatevertheF it is was nice, but nothing special like Meh. Now Meh seems to be an afterthought (if thought of at all) by the people in charge of the entire magilla. Anybody else feel this way?
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Meh is still alive? I thought I was raiding treasure from corpses!
And, it’s okay to say fuck. It’s encouraged.
@capguncowboy fuck yeah.
@capguncowboy @UncleVinny What the fuck? They didn’t pay me to take fucks out of woot. Now we can fuckin say it?
The bottom is not the end. I mean it is, kinda, but you can sit on the bottom a long time. What I’m trying to say is that we may be below the middle, and Meh is supposed to be a BIT below the middle, and it may currently be WAY below the middle,
OK, I’m not sure where I was going with this.
Morningsave pays to keep the lights on so we can play trivia games and entertain ourselves. Long live Morningsave.
Meh is dead. Long live Meh! (That phrase about the king always confused me as a kid.)
@walarney does it still confuse you?
/giphy long live the king
@walarney “The king is dead! Long live the [new] king!”
That’s how I’ve always read it.
@Durago @walarney Meet the new boss… Same as the old boss.
/youtube Won’t Get Fooled Again.
We’re still here.
@Targaryen
@hanzov69 @Targaryen Heh, that takes me back.
@Targaryen
are you sure?
you could be…
/image hallucinating
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/giphy not dead yet
@CaptAmehrican I’m laughing too hard at this.
@CaptAmehrican @lisaviolet
“I’m getting better”
“I feel fine”
“I think I’ll go for a walk”…
“Who’s that then?”
“It must be the King”
“How do you know?”
“He hasn’t got shit all over him.”
Aw, no, again? I don’t know how many more times I can go through this.
/giphy this!
/giphy rip
I remember Matt (or some manager in the know) mention that Meh is a small part of Mediocre revenue but takes up a significant part of their resources. That 80/20 rule: Takes up 80% of their time but only produces 20% of the revenue.
Makes sense if they want to reallocate resources to the revenue making parts of their business.
@cengland0 yeah, if they want to be like everyone else. It’s clear to me the classic daily deal site format is dead. Experiment over.
I genuinely don’t know why anyone feels that meh is on the decline.
To me it feels the same as ever, but perhaps I’m missing something. Would anyone care to clue me in?
@hanzov69 meh used to sell things people wanted. Now it’s all crap. Plus the whole “daybreak” nonsense. There was also the shitstorm but what do I know. Im a piece of shit
@unksol they can take your shit away if you don’t want to be one anymore.
@RiotDemon lol I don’t mind being shit. Sad we lost Pavlov over it.
@unksol he came back. Check out the “tomorrow” thread.
@RiotDemon well that’s new. Calls us fuckers. Checks out.
@hanzov69 @unksol What is this shitstorm you are referencing?
@bdb I have referenced no storm, shit or otherwise.
Maybe someone could look at the meh clicks and visits and see if there is a decline over the past 6 months or so.
@Epinardian
The past 5 years: meh versus woot.
https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today 5-y&geo=US&q=meh.com,woot.com
@narfcake - Given the fact that Woot sells a variety of stuff and is advertised at Amazon, I’d say Meh is doing an impressive job competing!
@narfcake I wouldn’t use those stats to determine how many people go to each of those sites. Those were keyword searches but 94% of visitors just type meh.com in the location bar (according to today’s stats) but it’s probably a bookmark or refresh.
@cengland0 @narfcake I use a bookmark to hit meh daily. But they also haven’t sold anything I want for at least a year.
@Epinardian @narfcake Wow, weird sudden drop last year. I wonder if that’s real.
Nah, take that Steve Harvey money to keep the place running and leave us our This Island Earth that is Meh.
/giphy Steve Harvey
@revloki that Steve money might not be rolling in too much longer.
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/entertainment/a25844537/is-the-steve-harvey-talk-show-canceled/
Hey,
The quip toothbrush fiasco should help explain why Meh is still alive and kick’n. What fun!
We are the walking MEH?
I still check here every day, not as much at midnight as I would like and I haven’t been able to participate in the forums like I used to but hopefully that is temporary because I miss everyone and all the snarky sarcasm and love!
Yes, I’m gonna push the website’s self-destruct as soon as I get permission from ground control.
@ThomasF I think the code word for the self destruct button is “awesome”
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
@Kidsandliz @ThomasF
careful, mediocrebot has got his hands on your glands
@Cerridwyn @Kidsandliz I have its heart in my hands, shriveled and rusted husk that it is.
@Kidsandliz @ThomasF
does a bot need a heart?
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/giphy still alive
Clearly we are not at the end of Meh.
Proof in the form of selling who know what the fuck it is (combo eye stabber, shot glass immersion blender, face mask DIY kit, in pink?) on T-shirt Sunday instead of selling Meh Face Popsockets. Clearly Meh is not interested in making money or selling what their customers want.
DAY 135.
/giphy you had one job
/giphy how hard can it be?
Sold out of hair dryers yesterday and sold over a thousand sprays today. Meh looks pretty healthy to me.